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(Daily Star)   Finally, a situation where getting a face tattoo would be worth it (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, Human sexual behavior, Child sexual abuse, Owen Evans, Child pornography, Sexual intercourse, Pedophilia, nonce twin Gavin, identical twin brother  
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5952 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 7:14 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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4 days ago  
Or just grow some hair or something.
 
4 days ago  
Yeah, a life-sized tattoo of someone else's face, on your face.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Yeah, well, try searching for a podophilia forum in the autocorrect world.
 
4 days ago  
What if Gavin gets the same tattoo?
 
4 days ago  
If he murdered his brother, it would get the story out there that the pedophile one was dead. Win-win.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

Trocadero: [vignette.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x384]


lol, beat me to it.

/got lazy
 
4 days ago  
762 millimeter...but the other way
 
4 days ago  
Why punish a victim?
Just tattoo "pedophile" on the culprit's forehead and be done with it..
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: If he murdered his brother, it would get the story out there that the pedophile one was dead. Win-win.


Which?

If PedoTwin kills NotAPedoTwin, PedoTwin pretends to be the survivor and goes about his life as a non-pedo.
But
If NotAPedoTwin kills Pedotwin, then no one cares anymore and he goes about his life.

/Avoiding a murderous twin could become a full-time job with a lot of overtime.
 
4 days ago  

mrparks: Pats_Cloth_Coat: If he murdered his brother, it would get the story out there that the pedophile one was dead. Win-win.

Which?

If PedoTwin kills NotAPedoTwin, PedoTwin pretends to be the survivor and goes about his life as a non-pedo.
But
If NotAPedoTwin kills Pedotwin, then no one cares anymore and he goes about his life.

/Avoiding a murderous twin could become a full-time job with a lot of overtime.


Nah, it's just typical Soap Opera standards. But you do get a SAG card.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
1) The one with the goatee is the evil one.

2) You have to shoot them both to be sure.

3) He really doesn't have a twin-  it's brilliant.
 
4 days ago  

Somaticasual: Why punish a victim?
Just tattoo "pedophile" on the culprit's forehead and be done with it..



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4 days ago  
 
4 days ago  
So what kind would you get? If you had too.
 
4 days ago  
I have, I swear basically given that advice to someone who came to courthouse with a similar problem once.  Guy literally had an evil twin, who was wanted on all manner of child support warrants, criminal warrants etc.  Worse yet, he and his twin had names one letter apart, and the issuing clerks assumed it was the same guy and one of the names was a typo, so the warrants we're issued "Don, aka Dan" ....AND their fingerprints we're close enough they'd come back as a "match" ( FP matching is a VERY inexact science).  So, whenever this guy got a steady job etc, he'd get arrested, spend a month or so in jail, lose his job...etc)
So, his question was: "how do I stop this"?  And .. I was farking stumped and literally said "Sir, have you thought of getting a prominent Tattoo?".   He was a little less than amused.  (I punted that one to my judge, and best we could do for him was send a Court Order to the warrant clerk to stop issuing AKA warrants and essentially a "note from the judge" explaining to potential arresting officer that this guy DID have an identical twin and that if the officer had any doubts about who he was arresting, to call the judge's private line any time of the day or night....after extracting a promise he would guard that note with his LIFE and NEVER breathe a word of its existence to his brother
 
4 days ago  
Today I learned a new word. Nonce. Not exactly sure of usage.
 
4 days ago  

Nocrash: Today I learned a new word. Nonce. Not exactly sure of usage.


It's used to convey that nothing can surpass the word its modifying. ie: "Nonce more black."

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4 days ago  
You know, I've often wondered about this sort of thing: if one twin is a serial killer, what are the chances the other one will be as well. So what are the odds the "non-pedo" twin is secretly a pedo too, and just better at hiding it?
 
4 days ago  
Does it say "Poor Impulse Control"?
 
4 days ago  
We're quadruplets, you've got the wrong two!
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4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: If he murdered his brother, it would get the story out there that the pedophile one was dead. Win-win.


How could we ever be sure the right one is alive?
 
4 days ago  

gar1013: Pats_Cloth_Coat: If he murdered his brother, it would get the story out there that the pedophile one was dead. Win-win.

How could we ever be sure the right one is alive?


Fingerprints. They aren't genetic and not identical in twins.
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Fingerprints. They aren't genetic and not identical in twins.



There was a funny article about 15 years ago where some INFOSEC-wannabe idiot claimed she burned her finger and couldn't authenticate via the biometric mechanism on her laptop. She claimed that she flew to her twin sister's house and had her unlock the laptop "because twins have identical fingerprints". It was hilarious.
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: gar1013: Pats_Cloth_Coat: If he murdered his brother, it would get the story out there that the pedophile one was dead. Win-win.

How could we ever be sure the right one is alive?

Fingerprints. They aren't genetic and not identical in twins.


Fingerprint Matching is also junk science, and Identical twins are often close enough that they come back as a match...I've seen it happen, see above
 
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