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(MSN)   Tiger Woods did not technically win his fifth green jacket at the Masters   (msn.com) divider line
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1924 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Apr 2019 at 9:58 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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5 days ago  
You get to keep it for a year and then are supposed to return it to the club so you can wear it when you're on the property. Rumor has it that Gary Player "lost" his during the first year, so he may have 2.
 
5 days ago  
Much like no one "wins" the Stanley Cup because they end up handing it back eventually anyways.
 
5 days ago  
Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shiat...
 
5 days ago  
Regardless, some Chili's waitress' knees have already rubbed smudges on it by now.
 
5 days ago  

oldernell: You get to keep it for a year and then are supposed to return it to the club so you can wear it when you're on the property. Rumor has it that Gary Player "lost" his during the first year, so he may have 2.


It's like you directly quoted from an article about this very same topic.  Fantastic research.  Glad you made it here.
 
5 days ago  
I didn't get to play in the Masters because of a technicality (my invitation was never sent), so technically I didn't win a green jacket at the Masters either. Where is my news story?
 
5 days ago  
Did he lose a few in the divorce?
 
5 days ago  

Magnus: oldernell: You get to keep it for a year and then are supposed to return it to the club so you can wear it when you're on the property. Rumor has it that Gary Player "lost" his during the first year, so he may have 2.

It's like you directly quoted from an article about this very same topic.  Fantastic research.  Glad you made it here.


What a dick

/I laughed!
 
5 days ago  
He still got laid in the alley behind IHOP after the match was over, though.  He's still the master of that.
 
5 days ago  

Magnus: oldernell: You get to keep it for a year and then are supposed to return it to the club so you can wear it when you're on the property. Rumor has it that Gary Player "lost" his during the first year, so he may have 2.

It's like you directly quoted from an article about this very same topic.  Fantastic research.  Glad you made it here.


You seem...tense. How can I help? How about if we go out to lunch and talk?
 
5 days ago  
Do they keep the winners' jackets separate from the rest of them? If someone with the same measurements as Tiger had won, would he have donned the same exact jacket? Or do they stitch your name inside once you win, so you know it's yours?
 
5 days ago  

Trainspotr: Do they keep the winners' jackets separate from the rest of them? If someone with the same measurements as Tiger had won, would he have donned the same exact jacket? Or do they stitch your name inside once you win, so you know it's yours?


"Hey who left condoms and roofies in their jacket pocket??"
 
5 days ago  
At the end of the year, wheres your jacket,
What jacket?
The one we need back.

Not sure what your talking about
 
5 days ago  

johnny_vegas: Trainspotr: Do they keep the winners' jackets separate from the rest of them? If someone with the same measurements as Tiger had won, would he have donned the same exact jacket? Or do they stitch your name inside once you win, so you know it's yours?

"Hey who left condoms and roofies in their jacket pocket??"


'Prolly Sergio.
 
5 days ago  

stir22: johnny_vegas: Trainspotr: Do they keep the winners' jackets separate from the rest of them? If someone with the same measurements as Tiger had won, would he have donned the same exact jacket? Or do they stitch your name inside once you win, so you know it's yours?

"Hey who left condoms and roofies in their jacket pocket??"

'Prolly Sergio.


Good point, Daly's never won a Masters
 
5 days ago  
What cheap bastards!
 
5 days ago  

johnny_vegas: stir22: johnny_vegas: Trainspotr: Do they keep the winners' jackets separate from the rest of them? If someone with the same measurements as Tiger had won, would he have donned the same exact jacket? Or do they stitch your name inside once you win, so you know it's yours?

"Hey who left condoms and roofies in their jacket pocket??"

'Prolly Sergio.

Good point, Daly's never won a Masters


That would be an empty flask-sized bottle of Smirnoff.
 
5 days ago  

Trainspotr: Do they keep the winners' jackets separate from the rest of them? If someone with the same measurements as Tiger had won, would he have donned the same exact jacket? Or do they stitch your name inside once you win, so you know it's yours?


I think they use a members jacket that's close for the ceremony and then have one made.
 
rka
5 days ago  
Kinda lame you just get presented your old musty jacket as a multiple time winner.

It's not like these things are the Stanley Cup or some other singular trophy. It's a green jacket. Let Jack have a locker with 6 of the damn things. Let Tiger have 5. Embroider the year on it if nothing else.
 
4 days ago  

oldernell: You get to keep it for a year and then are supposed to return it to the club so you can wear it when you're on the property. Rumor has it that Gary Player "lost" his during the first year, so he may have 2.


Even more reason to love Gary Player.
 
4 days ago  

EyeballKid: Regardless, some Chili's waitress' knees have already rubbed smudges on it by now.


Do you want a baby back? Because that's how you get a baby back.
 
4 days ago  

Trainspotr: Do they keep the winners' jackets separate from the rest of them? If someone with the same measurements as Tiger had won, would he have donned the same exact jacket? Or do they stitch your name inside once you win, so you know it's yours?


They are identifiable somehow (not sure how) and are kept in the "Champions' Locker Room" which is a separate room from the "Members' Locker Room".  Supposedly every jacket from every winner is in there.
 
4 days ago  

stir22: Magnus: oldernell: You get to keep it for a year and then are supposed to return it to the club so you can wear it when you're on the property. Rumor has it that Gary Player "lost" his during the first year, so he may have 2.

It's like you directly quoted from an article about this very same topic.  Fantastic research.  Glad you made it here.

You seem...tense. How can I help? How about if we go out to lunch and talk?


Oh yes.  I like Mongolian Grill.  We can read articles together.
 
4 days ago  

Atomic Jonb: johnny_vegas: stir22: johnny_vegas: Trainspotr: Do they keep the winners' jackets separate from the rest of them? If someone with the same measurements as Tiger had won, would he have donned the same exact jacket? Or do they stitch your name inside once you win, so you know it's yours?

"Hey who left condoms and roofies in their jacket pocket??"

'Prolly Sergio.

Good point, Daly's never won a Masters

That would be an empty flask-sized bottle of Smirnoff.


And it would be more tent like than the others.
 
4 days ago  
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