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2019-04-15 12:09:27 PM  
Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.
 
2019-04-15 05:05:52 PM  

SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.


The William Barr version is: Can we all chip in to get Miller ████████ by a hooker, who can then proceed to rip his ██████ ████ off, skull████ the ██████, and ████ down his neck?
 
2019-04-15 05:51:17 PM  
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2019-04-15 05:51:25 PM  

SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.


That's well past "hazard pay" and into "remote vital signs monitoring" territory, but if we can find someone brave enough, then Godspeed.
 
2019-04-15 05:51:52 PM  
He can just fire them until all that is left is Miller.  Things will get done then!
 
2019-04-15 05:54:57 PM  
I thought "legally dubious, unethical, or impractical" was the Trump 2020 campaign slogan.
 
2019-04-15 05:56:26 PM  
It's difficult finding good nazis these days.
 
2019-04-15 05:56:36 PM  

SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.


If he gets laid there is a chance he could reproduce. Besides, I don't think he would want to damage his incel street cred, a rep like that doesn't come easy.
 
2019-04-15 06:01:12 PM  
It's funny that the actual deep state, career employees who just want to faithfully execute their jobs, is such a problem for him.
 
2019-04-15 06:06:28 PM  
No public servant wants to risk future prosecution for Trump.

You know what happens to people who commit crimes for Trump - he discards them like a used tissue.

They all know this, so there's no way they're going to sacrifice themselves for him.
 
2019-04-15 06:07:25 PM  
And, um, the law.
 
2019-04-15 06:12:59 PM  

vrax: [Steven Wormtongue: advisor]


Someone needs to place that on his desk.  Miller would be gone in a day. He loathes the idea that all his terrible ideas come from anyone but him.
 
2019-04-15 06:17:24 PM  

SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.


That's how you end up with dead hookers.
 
2019-04-15 06:22:13 PM  
Plus, if they're serious about this "no foreigners" crap that theyre pushing, Melania has to go back as well. No exceptions!
 
2019-04-15 06:39:23 PM  

SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.


He does appear to be the prototypical incel edgelord
 
2019-04-15 06:43:11 PM  

SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.


I doubt that would do any good. A deeply broken, hateful being like Miller, who has by all accounts been that way since childhood, isn't going to get better because he farks some poor hooker.
 
2019-04-15 07:03:18 PM  

SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.


No.

I'm thinking something involving more piano wire.
 
2019-04-15 07:21:03 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.

No.

I'm thinking something involving more piano wire.


1969 Liberace Show Boogie Woogie
Youtube q9nO9Ro_kd4

Enough piano wire involved for you?
 
2019-04-15 08:05:58 PM  
Stephen Miller is going to get the unholy shiat beat out of him on the streets one of these days.

And that should be a goddamn national holiday.
 
2019-04-15 08:16:15 PM  

Gpzjock: The Lurker at Your Threshold: SoupGuru: Can we all chip in to get Miller a hooker or something? That guy needs to get laid.

No.

I'm thinking something involving more piano wire.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/q9nO9Ro_​kd4]
Enough piano wire involved for you?


Well played chap. Tut tut.
 
2019-04-15 09:49:31 PM  

tnpir: Stephen Miller is going to get the unholy shiat beat out of him on the streets one of these days.

And that should be a goddamn national holiday.


I want him to get Judgement At Nuremburg.
 
2019-04-15 09:59:09 PM  
I'd like to see journalists call Miller "Heinrich Himmler, the architect of the Final Solution" and then correct themselves by saying, "Oops, I meant Stephen Miller, the architect of America's Immigration Solution."

Would Miller embrace that? Or would he scream and rant and try to deport everyone one who calls him that -- regardless of birthplace?
 
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