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(Metro)   Jet manages to leave airport without key element   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2019-04-15 02:34:03 PM  
Engines? Pilot? Fuel? Wings?
 
2019-04-15 02:35:08 PM  
Sharks?
 
2019-04-15 02:36:36 PM  
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2019-04-15 02:41:24 PM  
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2019-04-15 02:43:18 PM  
Oxygen?
 
2019-04-15 02:44:20 PM  
Not lemon-soaked paper napkins, I trust.
 
2019-04-15 02:45:50 PM  
Molybdenum?
 
2019-04-15 02:50:19 PM  
In-flight Gladiator Movies?

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2019-04-15 02:55:36 PM  
From our friends at Easy Jet

Once in Porto the flight was subject to a slot constraint and so the decision was taken to disembark passengers for their comfort.

The slot delay unfortunately caused crew to exceed their legal working hours limit so passengers were provided with refreshment vouchers and offered coach transfers to Lisbon.

After customers had disembarked a slot became available and so the flight operated an empty sector to Lisbon to ensure it could operate later sectors.

Although this is outside of easyJet's control, we would like to apologise to passengers for the inconvenience caused and thank them for their patience.
'

So the plane landed, then no slot to take off, the pilots got over hours, then "magically" a slot, so the plane takes off so it can be used for obviously more important customers, so fark you current passgengers

Wonder who flew it if the pilot was out of hours???
 
2019-04-15 02:57:20 PM  
La Cucaracha horns?

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2019-04-15 03:05:21 PM  
You save a lot of fuel with no passengers.
 
2019-04-15 03:12:54 PM  
The dream is always the same...

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2019-04-15 03:15:29 PM  
Station management doesn't like it when you take flight delays so I get it.
 
2019-04-15 03:29:54 PM  
This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers...
 
2019-04-15 03:34:02 PM  
"We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: It's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton."
 
2019-04-15 03:37:48 PM  

nytmare: "We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: It's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton."


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2019-04-15 03:59:48 PM  

JohnCarter: From our friends at Easy Jet

Once in Porto the flight was subject to a slot constraint and so the decision was taken to disembark passengers for their comfort.

The slot delay unfortunately caused crew to exceed their legal working hours limit so passengers were provided with refreshment vouchers and offered coach transfers to Lisbon.

After customers had disembarked a slot became available and so the flight operated an empty sector to Lisbon to ensure it could operate later sectors.

Although this is outside of easyJet's control, we would like to apologise to passengers for the inconvenience caused and thank them for their patience.'

So the plane landed, then no slot to take off, the pilots got over hours, then "magically" a slot, so the plane takes off so it can be used for obviously more important customers, so fark you current passgengers

Wonder who flew it if the pilot was out of hours???


I assume the original slot time would have taken the flight crew past its duty day, so the passengers were loaded onto a bus while the crew say sat around waiting for the company to find them a hotel.  Then an earlier slot opened up and the crew was still at the airport and still legal but the passengers were already on the buses.  If so, it was unfortunate for the passengers but not a mistake.
/ Alanis Morissette would say it's ironic.
 
2019-04-15 06:05:59 PM  
You fly on Easyjet you deserve anything you get.
 
2019-04-15 08:51:44 PM  
Never mind that, I want to know why I'm forbidden to access the page behind the headline "Here's why ditching the fags will improve your sex life"... O.o
 
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