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(KSTU FOX 13)   'High school rodeos cancelled, postponed over equine herpes concerns'   (fox13now.com) divider line
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1263 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 9:45 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 09:27:36 AM  
That's supposed to be worse than the human variety but not as bad as the space variety.
 
2019-04-15 09:48:32 AM  
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2019-04-15 09:48:47 AM  
Girls, please. Wear some underwear. You're not Lady Godiva.
 
2019-04-15 09:49:41 AM  
Just say "Nay" to inter species romance.

/Looking at you, Kelly.
 
2019-04-15 09:50:15 AM  
Wait. Horses can pass herpes to huma...I mean uhhh, pfft - whatever. This isn't important information to me.
 
2019-04-15 09:54:24 AM  

This text is now purple: Girls, please. Wear some underwear.


Not sure if

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2019-04-15 09:56:55 AM  
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2019-04-15 09:58:08 AM  
Tractor...horse, same thing.

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2019-04-15 10:00:48 AM  
Karen was barred from participating in the highshool rodeo because afterwards, the horses complained about the itch...
 
2019-04-15 10:01:03 AM  
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2019-04-15 10:04:00 AM  
Look, let's be adults about this. Herpes is just a fact of life. Like HPV (the virus that causes genital warts) it's all but unavoidable if you have any amount of sexual contact over your entire life. It's also largely harmless. (The strains of HPV that cause cervical cancer are obviously a different story, but that's why they were the first to get targeted for a vaccine.)

So yeah, you might get a cold sore right before prom, or you might have an embarrassing outbreak that you have to tell your Tindr date about. This, too, is a part of life.

You might not like it, but what's the alternative? Going through your entire normal teenage sexual development without ever so much as making out with a horse?
 
2019-04-15 10:15:10 AM  

semiotix: Look, let's be adults about this. Herpes is just a fact of life. Like HPV (the virus that causes genital warts) it's all but unavoidable if you have any amount of sexual contact over your entire life. It's also largely harmless. (The strains of HPV that cause cervical cancer are obviously a different story, but that's why they were the first to get targeted for a vaccine.)

So yeah, you might get a cold sore right before prom, or you might have an embarrassing outbreak that you have to tell your Tindr date about. This, too, is a part of life.

You might not like it, but what's the alternative? Going through your entire normal teenage sexual development without ever so much as making out with a horse?


You had me going there for a while..... A+ post
 
2019-04-15 10:23:53 AM  
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Still pissed.....
 
2019-04-15 10:24:39 AM  
Equine Herpes Concern is the name of my Sarah Jessica Parker-themed one woman dramatic off Broadway play.
 
2019-04-15 10:33:14 AM  
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2019-04-15 10:41:50 AM  
maybe dont bang the horses
 
2019-04-15 10:47:36 AM  
"For cryin' out loud, it's not that kind of rodeo, you idjits!"
 
2019-04-15 10:51:21 AM  
Fletch Meets Ben Dover
Youtube rMHTo4sAYKA
 
2019-04-15 11:05:27 AM  

doctorguilty: "For cryin' out loud, it's not that kind of rodeo, you idjits!"


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2019-04-15 11:07:52 AM  
High school rodeo.

SMH.

Of course redneck schools enjoy abusing animals as a school activity.
 
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2019-04-15 11:12:44 AM  
Finally I get to reuse this!

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2019-04-15 11:13:08 AM  
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2019-04-15 11:14:43 AM  
Kids - always where a rubber when you pork a rodeo clown

/I said when, not if
 
2019-04-15 11:21:40 AM  
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/welp.
 
2019-04-15 11:21:59 AM  
Some kids now have to wait awhile before they can say "It's not my first rodeo."
 
2019-04-15 11:27:04 AM  
Well, just... uh.. nevermind.
 
2019-04-15 12:16:35 PM  
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2019-04-15 12:25:23 PM  
It's a thin line that marks the difference between heroes and herpes.
 
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