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2019-04-15 10:43:16 AM  
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2019-04-15 10:58:31 AM  
I hate it when that happens.
 
2019-04-15 10:59:01 AM  
Sounds legit.
 
2019-04-15 10:59:59 AM  
*sigh*

Why does my continent only ever get on fark for stupid shiat like this?
 
2019-04-15 11:00:11 AM  
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2019-04-15 11:00:41 AM  

doglover: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 600x399]


Her on the right, tell her to call me.
 
2019-04-15 11:00:51 AM  
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2019-04-15 11:01:25 AM  
Since this is the Mirror, I now doubt the existence of peni
 
2019-04-15 11:01:49 AM  
I'm getting something of a beards-at-stoning vibe with these stories of witches stealing pens.
 
2019-04-15 11:10:39 AM  
he hopes it will 'grow back after fasting'

Unlikely tag whar?
 
2019-04-15 11:10:51 AM  
it got better
 
2019-04-15 11:12:52 AM  
I'm not looking until someone else does, fark that.
 
2019-04-15 11:14:06 AM  
The horny witches...
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...made me cut off my penis
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2019-04-15 11:16:13 AM  

bughunter: he hopes it will 'grow back after fasting'

Unlikely tag whar?


I pop like 16 boners after fasting, so who knows?
 
2019-04-15 11:16:16 AM  
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Those sirens turned him onto a hornless toad!
 
2019-04-15 11:19:46 AM  
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2019-04-15 11:20:07 AM  
Those are called Succubi.
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2019-04-15 11:21:00 AM  
I would avoid sleep if I were him
 
2019-04-15 11:21:06 AM  
For no reason, I want to show you guys this charming witch bookmark:
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2019-04-15 11:22:41 AM  
Call of the Coven
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2019-04-15 11:27:45 AM  
usually the horny witches only want your jizz
 
2019-04-15 11:29:49 AM  
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It appears to be becoming too perilous
 
2019-04-15 11:32:49 AM  
Okay, I get other cultures are different, and some have weird ways that leave people confused by things we take for granted.  However, to be that confused and scared of a sex dream?
 
2019-04-15 11:35:03 AM  
Witch turned me into a newter!
 
2019-04-15 11:39:19 AM  
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2019-04-15 11:39:28 AM  
On a very special episode of "Game of Thrones"....
 
2019-04-15 11:40:31 AM  

lack of warmth: Okay, I get other cultures are different, and some have weird ways that leave people confused by things we take for granted.  However, to be that confused and scared of a sex dream?



The only delusions I've had after a sex is dream is trying to go back to sleep and be in the exact same dream again.
 
2019-04-15 11:42:59 AM  

The_Sponge: lack of warmth: Okay, I get other cultures are different, and some have weird ways that leave people confused by things we take for granted.  However, to be that confused and scared of a sex dream?


The only delusions I've had after a sex is dream is trying to go back to sleep and be in the exact same dream again.


I think that is the only appropriate way of handling sex dreams.
 
2019-04-15 11:51:27 AM  

werty789: Those are called Succubi.
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My favorite succubus:

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2019-04-15 11:52:57 AM  

Short Victoria's War: Witch turned me into a newter!


Sometimes "Follow your dreams" is NOT a good thing.

BUT; and I know men can see this from their teen-aged years; Dreams can get VERY real
 
2019-04-15 11:55:13 AM  

robodog: werty789: Those are called Succubi.
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My favorite succubus:

[i.pinimg.com image 736x769]


I have no idea what you're talking about, but I want to know more.
 
2019-04-15 11:56:17 AM  

lack of warmth: The_Sponge: lack of warmth: Okay, I get other cultures are different, and some have weird ways that leave people confused by things we take for granted.  However, to be that confused and scared of a sex dream?


The only delusions I've had after a sex is dream is trying to go back to sleep and be in the exact same dream again.

I think that is the only appropriate way of handling sex dreams.


If I remember my teenage years correctly, there's sometimes a really embarrassing clean up in the middle.
 
2019-04-15 11:57:21 AM  
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LIFE HACKS #366

If the photo in the article is blurry and offers to take you to the unblurred image, don't click it.
 
2019-04-15 12:00:18 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: robodog: werty789: Those are called Succubi.
[img.fark.net image 211x238]

My favorite succubus:

[i.pinimg.com image 736x769]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I want to know more.


Sci-Fi show called Lost Girl, Anna Silk plays a succubus (a bisexual succubus). Fun show and the eye candy makes up for any minor writing shortfalls (though honestly the writing is pretty darn good).
 
2019-04-15 12:05:16 PM  

robodog: I May Be Crazy But...: robodog: werty789: Those are called Succubi.
[img.fark.net image 211x238]

My favorite succubus:

[i.pinimg.com image 736x769]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I want to know more.

Sci-Fi show called Lost Girl, Anna Silk plays a succubus (a bisexual succubus). Fun show and the eye candy makes up for any minor writing shortfalls (though honestly the writing is pretty darn good).


Sounds like one of those shows about fairy tales that started a few years back.  I think Grimm, or something like that was one.

Thanks.  I'll look it up.
 
2019-04-15 12:11:48 PM  
Well of course. Their witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which is so unensashable.
 
2019-04-15 12:14:14 PM  

robodog: I May Be Crazy But...: robodog: werty789: Those are called Succubi.
[img.fark.net image 211x238]

My favorite succubus:

[i.pinimg.com image 736x769]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I want to know more.

Sci-Fi show called Lost Girl, Anna Silk plays a succubus (a bisexual succubus). Fun show and the eye candy makes up for any minor writing shortfalls (though honestly the writing is pretty darn good).


Anna Silk?  I had no idea...
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2019-04-15 12:17:53 PM  

robodog: I May Be Crazy But...: robodog: werty789: Those are called Succubi.
[img.fark.net image 211x238]

My favorite succubus:

[i.pinimg.com image 736x769]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I want to know more.

Sci-Fi show called Lost Girl, Anna Silk plays a succubus (a bisexual succubus). Fun show and the eye candy makes up for any minor writing shortfalls (though honestly the writing is pretty darn good).


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2019-04-15 12:20:22 PM  
Did they fry it up?
Was there enough for everyone?
 
2019-04-15 12:24:25 PM  
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2019-04-15 12:25:27 PM  

werty789: Those are called Succubi.
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That particular succubus is a pure maiden, despite her libido.
 
2019-04-15 12:29:48 PM  
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2019-04-15 12:36:49 PM  

King Something: werty789: Those are called Succubi.
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That particular succubus is a pure maiden, despite her libido.


So was I in high school, but nobody made a cartoon about it.

/Can guys be maidens?
 
2019-04-15 01:00:59 PM  
There sure are a bunch of wacky stories on the right of that.
 
2019-04-15 01:02:59 PM  
yep...
 
2019-04-15 01:04:22 PM  
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2019-04-15 01:22:47 PM  
Nah. This idiot let it happen. Either he farked with something that did this to him or he's an idiot that's blaming someone or something else.

I'm thinking idiot.
 
2019-04-15 01:23:44 PM  

Cormee: doglover: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 600x399]

Her on the right, tell her to call me.


Screen-right or line-up right?
 
2019-04-15 01:35:23 PM  
Kinky...
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2019-04-15 01:36:17 PM  
The witches said to "JACK", NOT "HACK", YOU IDIOT!
 
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