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(Fox News)   Woman attacks boyfriend George Washington because he cannot tell a lie. My suggestion is, don't ask questions when you may not like the answers   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Domestic violence, Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, ride home, Crime, Violence, Laredo, Texas, common-law husband, Laredo Morning Times  
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2019-04-15 03:55:32 PM  
Could someone please post TFA?  I refuse to click on a Fox link.
2019-04-15 04:38:56 PM  
Texas woman allegedly attacks husband after getting silence when she asked if she's pretty:

A woman in Texas allegedly assaulted her common-law husband after he didn't respond when she asked if she was pretty.

Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20, was arrested late Tuesday after the alleged incident, the Laredo Morning Times reported, citing police. She allegedly told investigators the man assaulted her and tried to strangle her.

However, the common-law husband reportedly told a different story, telling police the couple was at a movie theater when she asked him if she looked pretty.

Ramirez's husband said he didn't respond - as he didn't hear her - which upset Ramirez, and prompted them to leave the theater.

During their ride home, Ramirez's husband claimed she allegedly hit him repeatedly. At their home, she allegedly continued to hit him and even assaulted a family member who tried to intervene, according to the news outlet.

Ramirez was charged with two counts of assault and family violence, online Webb County jail records indicated.
2019-04-15 04:40:54 PM  
Beware the hyperlinks - they all go to the same Faux News page
2019-04-15 10:06:17 PM  
/Yes dear, you are absolutely correct
//My standard no win answer
/// I get the look but not the frying pan
2019-04-16 12:15:33 AM  

dwlah: /Yes dear, you are absolutely correct
//My standard no win answer
/// I get the look but not the frying pan

"Do you think I'm getting fat?"
A) No honey, I love you the way you are.
B) Well, you could stand to lose a one or two pounds.
C) Wait, let me get my football helmet.
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