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(NBC 26 Milwaukee)   Wisconsin man rides his Harley through an active factory, dismounts and steals a forklift and continues joyriding until the cops nab him for DUI   (nbc26.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Harley-Davidson, Menasha Officers, Winnebago County, Wisconsin, Motorcycle, 29-year-old Neenah man, MENASHA, dangerous situation, Harley Owners Group  
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2019-04-15 04:44:33 PM  
Forklift Driver Klaus English Subtitles
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2019-04-15 04:46:35 PM  
I've heard "DUI," I've heard "OUI," but i've never heard of OWI.
 
2019-04-15 04:46:46 PM  
That little scamp Cheney never changes
 
2019-04-15 04:48:49 PM  
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2019-04-15 04:51:04 PM  
Only four felony DUIs?   He's not trying hard enough.
 
2019-04-15 04:51:11 PM  
Party hearty, dude !
 
2019-04-15 04:51:30 PM  
D-DAY Plays the William Tell Overture
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2019-04-15 04:51:57 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Only four felony DUIs?   He's not trying hard enough.


No shiat. I thought you had to have at least five to even live in Wisconsin.
 
2019-04-15 04:52:05 PM  

Massively Multiplayer Addict: I've heard "DUI," I've heard "OUI," but i've never heard of OWI.


Operating While Impaired

or possibly

Official Wisconsin Individual
 
2019-04-15 04:54:27 PM  

Nick Nostril: AugieDoggyDaddy: Only four felony DUIs?   He's not trying hard enough.

No shiat. I thought you had to have at least five to even live in Wisconsin.


Which isn't easy, seeing how the first one is an infraction, not a misdemeanor.

/ the whole damn state needs an intervention
 
2019-04-15 04:56:51 PM  
Dude just wanted to switch to something lighter and more nimble with sportier handling.
 
2019-04-15 04:58:39 PM  
The Harley is a very Wisconsin touch and the DUI goes without saying.
 
2019-04-15 05:09:48 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2019-04-15 05:13:16 PM  
Approves.
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2019-04-15 05:13:30 PM  
I learned all I need to know about being a motorcycle man and walking into an active factory from Ensign Zack Mayo.  Forklifts not involved.

An Officer and a Gentleman -The End
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2019-04-15 05:23:39 PM  
Operating Under the Influence- my guess machinery, construction equipment, forklift as opposed to driving
 
2019-04-15 05:26:24 PM  
Chocolate is the gateway drug to meth.
 
2019-04-15 06:16:39 PM  
Muhrica tag would like to have a chat with Subby.

/ Doesn't get more Wisconsin than that.
 
2019-04-15 06:47:47 PM  
Wouldn't he have technically traded his motorcycle for the forklift?
 
2019-04-15 07:03:03 PM  

Marine1: Nick Nostril: AugieDoggyDaddy: Only four felony DUIs?   He's not trying hard enough.

No shiat. I thought you had to have at least five to even live in Wisconsin.

Which isn't easy, seeing how the first one is an infraction, not a misdemeanor.

/ the whole damn state needs an intervention


Wisconsinites are *professional* drunk drivers, and have the driving records to prove it :).
 
2019-04-15 07:04:17 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Marine1: Nick Nostril: AugieDoggyDaddy: Only four felony DUIs?   He's not trying hard enough.

No shiat. I thought you had to have at least five to even live in Wisconsin.

Which isn't easy, seeing how the first one is an infraction, not a misdemeanor.

/ the whole damn state needs an intervention

Wisconsinites are *professional* drunk drivers, and have the driving records to prove it :).


/was born and raised in Wisconsin, BTW, back when the *legal* drinking age was 18 and the *real* drinking age was 14.
 
2019-04-15 07:41:21 PM  
grand theft Kenosha.
 
2019-04-15 08:22:29 PM  
moike

Dude just wanted to switch to something lighter and more nimble with sportier handling.

Quieter, too. Definitely a step in the right direction.
 
2019-04-15 10:30:06 PM  

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As a forklift operator I really got a kick out of that. At first I thought it was a serious safety video, and I was irritated that he didn't check the fluid levels and lights on the lift before he started operating it. Once the guy got the cutter in the head I realized it was a joke. The scene before that, with the guy standing on the pallet? That's not far-fetched.

Seriously, I have a manager that had me lift him on a pallet to put up a sign. But at least I grabbed a shingle pallet in good condition and got my forks in between the top and bottom panels on it so it was pretty stable. Still didn't think it was a good idea, but hey... manager said.
 
2019-04-16 11:40:13 AM  

Vern: DrEMHmrk2: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/-oB6DN5d​YWo?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

As a forklift operator I really got a kick out of that. At first I thought it was a serious safety video, and I was irritated that he didn't check the fluid levels and lights on the lift before he started operating it. Once the guy got the cutter in the head I realized it was a joke. The scene before that, with the guy standing on the pallet? That's not far-fetched.

Seriously, I have a manager that had me lift him on a pallet to put up a sign. But at least I grabbed a shingle pallet in good condition and got my forks in between the top and bottom panels on it so it was pretty stable. Still didn't think it was a good idea, but hey... manager said.


I too drive a fork lift now and then, and what really got me was the doing your own maintenance parts.
 
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