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2019-04-15 03:18:14 AM  
Boo
 
2019-04-15 07:56:09 AM  
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I thought this was supposed to take care of that...
 
2019-04-15 07:58:01 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 201x251]
I thought this was supposed to take care of that...


I thought gin was known as pantie remover...

/which makes sense since it kinda smells like turpentine
//and not for me, my wife doesn't drink
 
2019-04-15 08:01:46 AM  
Booze and pills shouldn't be mixed in general. Yeah, yeah, I know, but at least do your research first.
 
2019-04-15 08:01:53 AM  
can cause severe low blood pressure and fainting

That's okay, I prefer them unconscious
 
2019-04-15 08:02:02 AM  
Lube is the female viagra.

Viagra treats a physical problem which makes it difficult for someone with existing sexual desire to act on that desire. It's not about increasing (or manufacturing) desire.
 
2019-04-15 08:02:55 AM  
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2019-04-15 08:21:04 AM  
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2019-04-15 08:22:19 AM  

quo vadimus: It's not about increasing (or manufacturing) desire.


Well...

I think it "assists" the desire. Think of it like this, If I'm planning to have sex later, and right before clothes come off, I'm popping a blue pill. Just knowing by taking this pill, my er, member, is going to get really erect, its going to make me hornier then I was a few moments ago. Thus increasing desire.

But yeah, Viagra is to treat male erection issues, not really increase libido
 
2019-04-15 08:23:49 AM  

quo vadimus: Lube is the female viagra.

Viagra treats a physical problem which makes it difficult for someone with existing sexual desire to act on that desire. It's not about increasing (or manufacturing) desire.


Yep. They aren't aphrodisiacs.
 
2019-04-15 08:58:20 AM  
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2019-04-15 09:46:42 AM  

quo vadimus: Lube is the female viagra.

Viagra treats a physical problem which makes it difficult for someone with existing sexual desire to act on that desire. It's not about increasing (or manufacturing) desire.


This. People have a weird misunderstanding about what viagra does.
 
2019-04-15 10:06:45 AM  
Prosecco
 
2019-04-15 10:07:04 AM  
or espresso martinis
 
2019-04-15 10:24:04 AM  
Subby, yeah about that. Booze and more booze don't mix together that well either.
 
2019-04-15 10:52:21 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 201x251]
I thought this was supposed to take care of that...

I thought gin was known as pantie remover...

/which makes sense since it kinda smells like turpentine
//and not for me, my wife doesn't drink


Bicardi 151
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2019-04-15 11:13:31 AM  
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2019-04-15 11:19:24 AM  

abmoraz: [billboardspotter.com image 500x346]


Sudden Discomfort.... Never again. Much of my early 20's was a blur because of that
 
2019-04-15 12:17:40 PM  
Well, I know this works
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/ and too many other women, not my wife, agree.
 
2019-04-15 12:24:45 PM  

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🎶 She fumbles and stumbles
And falls down the stairs
Makes love to the leg
of the dining room chair
She's ready for animals, women, or men

She's doin' quaaludes again 🎶
 
2019-04-15 01:09:59 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 201x251]
I thought this was supposed to take care of that...

I thought gin was known as pantie remover...

/which makes sense since it kinda smells like turpentine
//and not for me, my wife doesn't drink


Only one girl I ever dated could stand a gin and tonic. Girls don't like gin.
 
2019-04-15 01:51:39 PM  

Trocadero: RogueWallEnthusiast: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 201x251]
I thought this was supposed to take care of that...

I thought gin was known as pantie remover...

/which makes sense since it kinda smells like turpentine
//and not for me, my wife doesn't drink

Only one girl I ever dated could stand a gin and tonic. Girls don't like gin.


Probably because it tastes like hair spray.

/ugh
 
2019-04-15 01:58:53 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Trocadero: RogueWallEnthusiast: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 201x251]
I thought this was supposed to take care of that...

I thought gin was known as pantie remover...

/which makes sense since it kinda smells like turpentine
//and not for me, my wife doesn't drink

Only one girl I ever dated could stand a gin and tonic. Girls don't like gin.

Probably because it tastes like hair spray.

/ugh


Stop mixing shiatty drinks

/Ex loved gin and tonics
//Of course she was batshiat
///drunken freaky sex was worth it
 
2019-04-15 03:32:27 PM  

Sniffers Row: ObscureNameHere: Trocadero: RogueWallEnthusiast: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 201x251]
I thought this was supposed to take care of that...

I thought gin was known as pantie remover...

/which makes sense since it kinda smells like turpentine
//and not for me, my wife doesn't drink

Only one girl I ever dated could stand a gin and tonic. Girls don't like gin.

Probably because it tastes like hair spray.

/ugh

Stop mixing shiatty drinks

/Ex loved gin and tonics
//Of course she was batshiat
///drunken freaky sex was worth it


Mixing?
 
2019-04-15 04:35:46 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Sniffers Row: ObscureNameHere: Trocadero: RogueWallEnthusiast: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 201x251]
I thought this was supposed to take care of that...

I thought gin was known as pantie remover...

/which makes sense since it kinda smells like turpentine
//and not for me, my wife doesn't drink

Only one girl I ever dated could stand a gin and tonic. Girls don't like gin.

Probably because it tastes like hair spray.

/ugh

Stop mixing shiatty drinks

/Ex loved gin and tonics
//Of course she was batshiat
///drunken freaky sex was worth it

Mixing?


Yes, gin and tonic, it tastes better (less like hair spray/pine needles) if you mix it. Or, if you prefer a martini, vermouth.

Straight up gin? Christ no!
 
2019-04-15 11:47:41 PM  

Sniffers Row: RogueWallEnthusiast: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 201x251]
I thought this was supposed to take care of that...

I thought gin was known as pantie remover...

/which makes sense since it kinda smells like turpentine
//and not for me, my wife doesn't drink

Bicardi 151
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That stuff is great for zombies.

Or if you run out of gas for the weedeater.
 
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