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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Man crashes car outside a Carls Jr., decides to get all McConaughey and strips naked, then changes mind, runs across the street into a McDonalds and takes a stab at having it his way, then brings his knife to a gunfight with Mall Cop   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Security guard, armed security guard, Security, fast food restaurant, 29-year-old man, security guard, Los Angeles County, California, Security police  
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1059 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 7:43 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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6 days ago  
Slightly concerned there is not a 'ta-da' at the end of that headline.
 
6 days ago  

colinspooky: Slightly concerned there is not a 'ta-da' at the end of that headline.


Well he died, so....
 
6 days ago  
"The suspect then exited the business and was confronted by a armed security guard at which time he assaulted the security guard,"

Literally, dude had ONE job
 
6 days ago  
i thought you had to go to burger king to have it your way
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i thought you had to go to burger king to have it your way


Only in the bathroom.
 
6 days ago  
Difficulty:  Not Florida.
 
6 days ago  
When Carl's Jr. (AKA Hardees) is too high class for your naked stabbing shenanigans...
 
6 days ago  
...brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
6 days ago  
If the dead guy isn't white, obviously the Rent-a-Cop is a racist asshat who executed the poor, innocent, misunderstood, oppressed, and pantless victim.
 
6 days ago  
We can haz riot now???
 
6 days ago  
Alcohol and meth may have been factors.
 
6 days ago  

Secret Master of All Flatulence: If the dead guy isn't white, obviously the Rent-a-Cop is a racist asshat who executed the poor, innocent, misunderstood, oppressed, and pantless victim.


depends on what the dead guy was trying to stab the guard with.  Wait, it doesn't matter, both things aren't good.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
6 days ago  
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What a McDonald's rent a cop might look like.
 
6 days ago  

Bslim: "The suspect then exited the business and was confronted by a armed security guard at which time he assaulted the security guard,"

Literally, dude had ONE job


Mickey-D's employees armed security guards?  "Put the Big Mac down, Hamburglar!"
 
6 days ago  
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