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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Man crashes car outside a Carls Jr., decides to get all McConaughey and strips naked, then changes mind, runs across the street into a McDonalds and takes a stab at having it his way, then brings his knife to a gunfight with Mall Cop   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Security guard, armed security guard, Security, fast food restaurant, 29-year-old man, security guard, Los Angeles County, California, Security police  
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1125 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 7:43 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 06:36:53 AM  
Slightly concerned there is not a 'ta-da' at the end of that headline.
 
2019-04-15 06:51:34 AM  

colinspooky: Slightly concerned there is not a 'ta-da' at the end of that headline.


Well he died, so....
 
2019-04-15 07:49:46 AM  
"The suspect then exited the business and was confronted by a armed security guard at which time he assaulted the security guard,"

Literally, dude had ONE job
 
2019-04-15 07:51:37 AM  
i thought you had to go to burger king to have it your way
 
2019-04-15 07:52:16 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i thought you had to go to burger king to have it your way


Only in the bathroom.
 
2019-04-15 07:52:22 AM  
Difficulty:  Not Florida.
 
2019-04-15 07:54:25 AM  
When Carl's Jr. (AKA Hardees) is too high class for your naked stabbing shenanigans...
 
2019-04-15 07:54:27 AM  
...brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2019-04-15 08:11:03 AM  
If the dead guy isn't white, obviously the Rent-a-Cop is a racist asshat who executed the poor, innocent, misunderstood, oppressed, and pantless victim.
 
2019-04-15 08:11:42 AM  
We can haz riot now???
 
2019-04-15 08:27:38 AM  
Alcohol and meth may have been factors.
 
2019-04-15 08:52:35 AM  

Secret Master of All Flatulence: If the dead guy isn't white, obviously the Rent-a-Cop is a racist asshat who executed the poor, innocent, misunderstood, oppressed, and pantless victim.


depends on what the dead guy was trying to stab the guard with.  Wait, it doesn't matter, both things aren't good.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2019-04-15 09:30:26 AM  
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What a McDonald's rent a cop might look like.
 
2019-04-15 09:56:47 AM  

Bslim: "The suspect then exited the business and was confronted by a armed security guard at which time he assaulted the security guard,"

Literally, dude had ONE job


Mickey-D's employees armed security guards?  "Put the Big Mac down, Hamburglar!"
 
2019-04-15 12:17:03 PM  
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