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2019-04-15 06:30:32 AM  
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Absolute classic.
 
2019-04-15 06:31:19 AM  
There's an awful lot of 'nope' on that website (shudder).
 
2019-04-15 06:34:04 AM  
He tried to fark that stool in the shower
 
2019-04-15 06:34:52 AM  
Wrings a ball, even .
 
2019-04-15 06:37:38 AM  
Some times you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
 
2019-04-15 06:39:55 AM  
I was once a warrior like you until. ...
 
2019-04-15 06:42:41 AM  

Archie Goodwin: [img.fark.net image 300x430]
Absolute classic.


I wonder if he still farks.*ahem*

bigz2k, you still there?
 
2019-04-15 06:55:21 AM  
What a conundrum.
 
2019-04-15 07:00:10 AM  
Uniform?
 
2019-04-15 07:03:22 AM  
I was expecting it to be this (which seems to be out of production for some reason):

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2019-04-15 07:10:05 AM  
Anita Ward - Ring My Bell
Youtube URAqnM1PP5E
 
2019-04-15 07:14:10 AM  
He probably could have gotten out of his predicament if only he had an Allen wrench.
 
2019-04-15 07:14:26 AM  
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2019-04-15 07:19:16 AM  
ACDC Big Balls
Youtube 6amRqbEj4rs
 
2019-04-15 07:29:25 AM  
Good thing for Ikea that his didn't happen in the US. The vulture personal injury lawyers would be lining up to take this as a product liability case because the instructions, I would imagine, didn't specifically warn users not to put their testicles through the holes.
 
2019-04-15 08:12:50 AM  

WTFdoesitmatter: Good thing for Ikea that his didn't happen in the US. The vulture personal injury lawyers would be lining up to take this as a product liability case because the instructions, I would imagine, didn't specifically warn users not to put their testicles through the holes.


TESTICLES IN SHOWER MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR
 
2019-04-15 08:29:23 AM  
anything's a ball ring if you're brave enough?
 
2019-04-15 08:31:32 AM  
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2019-04-15 08:56:47 AM  

Resident Muslim: What a conundrum.


Aren't conundrums those prelubricated things you put on food for more flavor?
 
2019-04-15 09:02:37 AM  
I guess not.
 
2019-04-15 10:39:55 AM  
That was the thread that convinced me to visit FARK every day.

It also convinced me to become a never-nude.
 
2019-04-15 11:40:35 AM  

Max Awesome: That was the thread that convinced me to visit FARK every day.

It also convinced me to become a never-nude.


I lurked back then more than I posted. But it still sold me on FARK as a better alternative to visiting AICN every day. I haven't been back to AICN in ages, but I'm basically sleeping on a cot here at FARK.
 
2019-04-15 11:50:04 AM  
Nine Inch Nails * 1,000,000 * The Rock-afire Explosion!!
Youtube RbnN6QmdrH4
 
2019-04-15 11:52:29 AM  
oops. Wrong thread, but enjoy it anyway.
 
2019-04-15 12:04:46 PM  
 
2019-04-15 12:42:22 PM  
Isn't this an older article? I feel like we've talked about this one already...
 
2019-04-15 01:32:46 PM  
Despite what the article says, testicles don't shrink in cold water. They're surrounded by a muscle that raises them closer to the body when it contracts due to lower temperatures.

They're also oval shaped, so the guy probably got 'em stuck when they turned lengthwise.
 
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