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(Daily Mail)   British man marries young lady from Phuket, but he could not get her to suck it. He stomped her to death, then took his last breath. Thai prison's where he kicked the bucket   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-04-15 01:01:48 AM  
Asshole had it coming.  Lousy male privilege.
 
2019-04-15 01:13:34 AM  
Jesus I didn't expect the headline to be thataccurate.
 
2019-04-15 01:15:49 AM  
It's pronounced fark-ay.
 
2019-04-15 01:16:36 AM  
It just occurred to me that if I wrote enough convicts, eventually, should I die violently, and if the American justice system manages to get the guy into prison - yes, I realize how thin of a premise I'm building on - I could be avenged.
 
2019-04-15 01:20:44 AM  
Headline says 21-year old, article says 29.

/Creepy either way
 
2019-04-15 01:25:01 AM  
Low brow hangout with poor blackboard grammar. There should be no apostrophe in 'specials'.
 
2019-04-15 01:36:08 AM  
I wonder if his fatal injuries also resulted from him refusing sex to someone.

/circle of life
 
2019-04-15 01:37:43 AM  
I know that this is Fark and all, but making jokes about a man brutally murdering his wife by kicking her to death seems a little too far.
 
2019-04-15 01:39:47 AM  
Someone in Thailand wanted sex with a female?

Huh.  That's different.
 
2019-04-15 01:48:15 AM  
If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2019-04-15 01:54:32 AM  

OgreMagi: If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.


Rtfa, she was home  They lived in Thailand.

Granted she probably married him because he was rich  but there definitely isn't anything wrong with that
 
2019-04-15 01:55:07 AM  

OgreMagi: If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.


They were at her home visiting her parents. Also they had two kids and she was appearantly a known personal trainer. I'm thinking it was more money than green card.
 
2019-04-15 01:57:57 AM  
I am against both capital punishment and the condoning of prison violence.

I don't care that this man was killed. I just wish he'd been killed by accidental equine fart suffocation while cleaning police horse stables during prison work duty.

/heh. Duty.
//only two slashes, what are you going to do? Kill me?
 
2019-04-15 01:59:12 AM  

frostus: I wonder if his fatal injuries also resulted from him refusing sex to someone.

/circle of life


That's what I thought too, but it's actually making fun of the man who murdered his wife being murdered, which seems ok to me.
 
2019-04-15 02:00:09 AM  
Pity he didn't drop dead from cancer before doing the crime
 
2019-04-15 02:00:31 AM  

OgreMagi: If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.


They were all living in Thailand, which *was* her home... what kind of asshole do you have to be to read this story and attack the murder victim instead of the murderer?
 
2019-04-15 02:03:53 AM  

OgreMagi: If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.


"The couple had lived together in Pattaya and have two children. Like many people during the Songkran holiday, they were visiting her relatives in the northeastern Isan region"

Deported to.... Pattaya?
 
2019-04-15 02:04:03 AM  

lepidoptera: OgreMagi: If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.

They were all living in Thailand, which *was* her home... what kind of asshole do you have to be to read this story and attack the murder victim instead of the murderer?


What?  You expect me to read the article?  This is fark!

My bad.  I didn't read the article and assumed they were in the UK.

Either way, she didn't deserve to die.
 
2019-04-15 02:10:56 AM  
I'm okay with this . jpeg
 
2019-04-15 02:28:55 AM  

redbucket: /heh. Duty.


//heh. Diarrhea.
 
2019-04-15 02:32:45 AM  
I have a friend (French) who's son was living in Thailand and was involved in a love triangle that turned to be a rectangle. Well, the girl and her Thai boyfriend killed a rich English sugar daddy, and he was stupid enough to help her hide the body after chopping him into bits. Got 19 years for his trouble, he got off very light.

Anyway, a mother's love knows no bound when it turns out she still supports her son.
 
2019-04-15 02:33:48 AM  
No country has people who can kill faster than a Thai. Behind the smiles, if you deserve to be offed, you are dead. See: "suicide" by being pushed off tall building.
 
2019-04-15 02:38:37 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: I know that this is Fark and all, but making jokes about a man brutally murdering his wife by kicking her to death seems a little too far.


Because this is FARK, your post is getting funnied over smart by about 7:1.
 
2019-04-15 02:46:36 AM  

studebaker hoch: Someone in Thailand wanted sex with a female?

Huh.  That's different.


Lots of guys say that's what they want, and some of them maybe do.
 
2019-04-15 03:02:35 AM  
Ya know, if she's been into you and wants a night off because you're pushing rope because whiskey dick, breaking your prize is a dumb drunk move. I think we can chalk this up as an alcohol related death.
 
2019-04-15 03:09:11 AM  

OgreMagi: lepidoptera: OgreMagi: If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.

They were all living in Thailand, which *was* her home... what kind of asshole do you have to be to read this story and attack the murder victim instead of the murderer?

What?  You expect me to read the article?  This is fark!

My bad.  I didn't read the article and assumed they were in the UK.

Either way, she didn't deserve to die.


She didn't deserve to have anything bad happen to her at all. We've stopped regarding women to be nothing more than items of property that are required to perform the wishes of their husbands. Women have the right to decline sex with their husbands as much as men have the right to refuse sex with their wives.
 
2019-04-15 03:13:21 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: I know that this is Fark and all, but making jokes about a man brutally murdering his wife by kicking her to death seems a little too far.


You poor, sweet summer child...

We're essentially 4-chan Lite: Sure, there's lines we won't cross, but Farkers have a reputation on the wider web for a reason....

/one does not freely admit to farking
 
2019-04-15 03:13:21 AM  

mrparks: It just occurred to me that if I wrote enough convicts, eventually, should I die violently, and if the American justice system manages to get the guy into prison - yes, I realize how thin of a premise I'm building on - I could be avenged.


How are you planning to write to convicts after dying a violent death? Or are you going to write on spec, naming everyone you think might kill you?
 
2019-04-15 03:21:02 AM  

Excelsior: Headline says 21-year old, article says 29.

/Creepy either way


Since they had two kids, I guess she was 21 when they married and 29 when he killed her.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2019-04-15 03:26:20 AM  

0z79: The Martian Manhandler: I know that this is Fark and all, but making jokes about a man brutally murdering his wife by kicking her to death seems a little too far.

You poor, sweet summer child...

We're essentially 4-chan Lite: Sure, there's lines we won't cross, but Farkers have a reputation on the wider web for a reason....

/one does not freely admit to farking


IDK about that, I'm proud of being a farker because despite years of strange posts and slatted chairs we're one of the few large online communities that, to my knowledge, has never had some serious scandal or huge controversy beset them.
 
2019-04-15 03:38:25 AM  

studebaker hoch: Someone in Thailand wanted sex with a female?

Huh.  That's different.


Haha! Get it?! You see, it's funny because Thailand has a reputation for their acceptance and abundance of transgender women.
Comedy genius!
 
2019-04-15 04:01:14 AM  
Dude died "mysteriously" in prison?

Well ain't that a shame.
 
2019-04-15 04:07:22 AM  

orbister: mrparks: It just occurred to me that if I wrote enough convicts, eventually, should I die violently, and if the American justice system manages to get the guy into prison - yes, I realize how thin of a premise I'm building on - I could be avenged.

How are you planning to write to convicts after dying a violent death? Or are you going to write on spec, naming everyone you think might kill you?


No, the way it works is you establish contacts in a bunch of prisons or jails. Lots of people doing time get no visits or letters from anyone, nor money put on their commissary. You write to them regularly, maybe send them a few dollars once in a while, and they will remember you. People get transferred from prison to prison, or jail to prison, so you will be known in more places than you write to eventually. Then you get killed violently, and it at least makes the local news. Someone who knows your name will see it and tell others about it. Before your killer is even put on trial the word will have been passed around the prison systems that have inmates who knew of you. Then it's just a matter of time until they find themselves in a facility with a person who remembers you as the one person who took time out to write to them. That's when the payback comes in.

This could be a tv show. Every week a different letter writer is killed in a gruesome fashion, then at the end the killer is killed in a gruesome fashion. In between they could have standard procedural legal drama stuff interspersed with lighthearted moments like showing an inmate freaking out because the letters have mysteriously stopped coming in.
 
2019-04-15 04:37:31 AM  
The first line has too many syllables.

My suggestion:
A Brit married someone from Phuket.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2019-04-15 04:37:47 AM  

mrparks: It just occurred to me that if I wrote enough convicts, eventually, should I die violently, and if the American justice system manages to get the guy into prison - yes, I realize how thin of a premise I'm building on - I could be avenged.


It's a strange concept, vengeance - like what does it matter what happens to the guy from your perspective - you're dead.
 
2019-04-15 05:26:39 AM  

Nidiot: OgreMagi: lepidoptera: OgreMagi: If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.

They were all living in Thailand, which *was* her home... what kind of asshole do you have to be to read this story and attack the murder victim instead of the murderer?

What?  You expect me to read the article?  This is fark!

My bad.  I didn't read the article and assumed they were in the UK.

Either way, she didn't deserve to die.

She didn't deserve to have anything bad happen to her at all. We've stopped regarding women to be nothing more than items of property that are required to perform the wishes of their husbands. Women have the right to decline sex with their husbands as much as men have the right to refuse sex with their wives.


It seems her declining sex wasn't the real reason why he killed her.Her declining sex led to him to accuse her of cheating and that is what sent him over the edge. Dude had probably been harboring those thoughts for a while and they finally just boiled over He was a bomb waiting to go off
 
2019-04-15 05:37:18 AM  

Xai: mrparks: It just occurred to me that if I wrote enough convicts, eventually, should I die violently, and if the American justice system manages to get the guy into prison - yes, I realize how thin of a premise I'm building on - I could be avenged.

It's a strange concept, vengeance - like what does it matter what happens to the guy from your perspective - you're dead.


True. I'd just die if I could see his face when they shank him.

Oh well.
 
2019-04-15 05:43:43 AM  

bisi: studebaker hoch: Someone in Thailand wanted sex with a female?

Huh.  That's different.

Haha! Get it?! You see, it's funny because Thailand has a reputation for their acceptance and abundance of transgender women.
Comedy genius!


The joke went so far over your head it will take the sound five minutes to reach you.
 
2019-04-15 06:02:41 AM  

Excelsior: Headline says 21-year old, article says 29.

/Creepy either way


Why? My wife was 19 when we met. 20 when we married. I was 41 when we met. Been together 13 yrs. Happily so. And I'm not rich. Why is that creepy?
 
2019-04-15 06:55:55 AM  

studebaker hoch: bisi: studebaker hoch: Someone in Thailand wanted sex with a female?

Huh.  That's different.

Haha! Get it?! You see, it's funny because Thailand has a reputation for their acceptance and abundance of transgender women.
Comedy genius!

The joke went so far over your head it will take the sound five minutes to reach you.


Explain.
 
2019-04-15 06:57:25 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2019-04-15 07:19:57 AM  

harleyquinnical: Asshole had it coming. Lousy male privilege.


Is that how he died? A Thai prison train?
 
2019-04-15 07:25:36 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: I know that this is Fark and all, but making jokes about a man brutally murdering his wife by kicking her to death seems a little too far.


Jeez you are sensitive, it's not like it's a rape joke!
Now THAT would be entirely unacceptable on such a woke site as Fark.
 
2019-04-15 08:20:48 AM  

thrillbilly1967: Excelsior: Headline says 21-year old, article says 29.

/Creepy either way

Why? My wife was 19 when we met. 20 when we married. I was 41 when we met. Been together 13 yrs. Happily so. And I'm not rich. Why is that creepy?


Because, 1/2+7
 
2019-04-15 08:21:01 AM  
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well....บาย!
 
2019-04-15 08:22:00 AM  

puffy999: I'm okay with this . jpeg


It's okay how he met his end after what he had done.  I'm not okay this idiot's legacy is a pair of orphans who have to finish growing up without their mother.

HumbertoEcho: And nothing of value was lost.


I don't know, I think the young woman had some value.
 
2019-04-15 08:25:11 AM  

duenor: thrillbilly1967: Excelsior: Headline says 21-year old, article says 29.

/Creepy either way

Why? My wife was 19 when we met. 20 when we married. I was 41 when we met. Been together 13 yrs. Happily so. And I'm not rich. Why is that creepy?

Because, 1/2+7


His handle isn't helping.  But hey, it was a really nice family reunion they met at.
 
2019-04-15 08:32:24 AM  

Xai: 0z79: The Martian Manhandler: I know that this is Fark and all, but making jokes about a man brutally murdering his wife by kicking her to death seems a little too far.

You poor, sweet summer child...

We're essentially 4-chan Lite: Sure, there's lines we won't cross, but Farkers have a reputation on the wider web for a reason....

/one does not freely admit to farking

IDK about that, I'm proud of being a farker because despite years of strange posts and slatted chairs we're one of the few large online communities that, to my knowledge, has never had some serious scandal or huge controversy beset them.


Yep. That must be why we made the terrorism watch list.
 
2019-04-15 08:59:23 AM  

bisi: studebaker hoch: bisi: studebaker hoch: Someone in Thailand wanted sex with a female?

Huh.  That's different.

Haha! Get it?! You see, it's funny because Thailand has a reputation for their acceptance and abundance of transgender women.
Comedy genius!

The joke went so far over your head it will take the sound five minutes to reach you.

Explain.


Come on, I'm really curious what I missed!
If the punchline wasn't the tired "Thailand=ladyboys" I shall award you one internet and hang my head in shame.
 
2019-04-15 09:40:21 AM  

OgreMagi: If you are old and ugly (like I am) and a hot young asian woman agrees to marry you, she's only looking for a way out of where ever she is.  She didn't deserve to die for what she did, merely deported home.


She was home.
 
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