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(Daily Mail)   I know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee falling off a tower trying to capture the perfect Instagram photo   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-04-14 08:55:33 PM  
More like Instaground.
 
2019-04-14 08:56:05 PM  
Seems the selfie is St. Darwin's most trending tool.
 
2019-04-14 08:58:43 PM  
Meh. She looked fat in those pants anyways.
 
2019-04-14 09:46:57 PM  
Instagram is the new health epidemic, apparently.
 
2019-04-14 09:57:43 PM  
she died doing what she always dreamed of...try to fly for her last 40 feet.
 
2019-04-14 09:57:55 PM  
This must be Darwin day on Fark.
 
2019-04-14 09:58:24 PM  
For Whom the Bell Tolls (Metallica Cover, Bonus Track)
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2019-04-14 10:00:41 PM  
But did she get the shot?  That's what's important.
 
2019-04-14 10:01:45 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: But did she get the shot?  That's what's important.


That question is a no-brained.
 
2019-04-14 10:02:36 PM  
From what I read she actually tripped and fell off the landing while going up the stairs, not while taking the picture, which she never got a chance to do. And before you make jokes about her death, you should know that she was hot.
 
2019-04-14 10:02:59 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: But did she get the shot?  That's what's important.

That question is a no-braineR.


/that's what I meant
 
2019-04-14 10:05:29 PM  
In my day it was suicide. Bunche Hall Flying Club. Now it's still sad, but much stupider.
 
2019-04-14 10:05:32 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Grumpy Cat: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: But did she get the shot?  That's what's important.

That question is a no-braineR.

/that's what I meant


That joke fell flat
 
2019-04-14 10:08:04 PM  
FTA: "The back of her head was smashed in and her vitals flatlined at the scene."

The Daily Fail: bringing you the unnecessarily sordid and graphic details you didn't need to know.

Stay classy, Jonathan Harmsworth.
 
2019-04-14 10:08:07 PM  
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
 
2019-04-14 10:11:16 PM  

King Something: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/fMRaWAcH​ifE?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


Moonsorrow's version.
 
2019-04-14 10:12:35 PM  
Look on the bright side - all her classmates got As and exemptions for their next few essays and exams.
 
2019-04-14 10:12:57 PM  
she fell 40ft from Fordham University's bell tower at 3am

I wonder if alcohol was involved?
 
2019-04-14 10:14:22 PM  

you are a puppet: From what I read she actually tripped and fell off the landing while going up the stairs, not while taking the picture, which she never got a chance to do. And before you make jokes about her death, you should know that she was hot.


So... would you still?
 
2019-04-14 10:15:04 PM  

you are a puppet: From what I read she actually tripped and fell off the landing while going up the stairs, not while taking the picture, which she never got a chance to do. And before you make jokes about her death, you should know that she was hot.


Dented skulls are my fetish.
 
2019-04-14 10:15:20 PM  
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2019-04-14 10:15:51 PM  
She died doing what she loved...being a moron.
 
2019-04-14 10:16:03 PM  
Seconds before impact.

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2019-04-14 10:16:24 PM  
Weird, I always thought New York City was a real place. Yet here it is, featured in the Daily Mail.

Oh well. One thing off the bucket list.
 
2019-04-14 10:21:31 PM  

you are a puppet: From what I read she actually tripped and fell off the landing while going up the stairs, not while taking the picture, which she never got a chance to do. And before you make jokes about her death, you should know that she was hot.


And stupid... and now cold.
 
2019-04-14 10:24:05 PM  

FarkingReading: you are a puppet: From what I read she actually tripped and fell off the landing while going up the stairs, not while taking the picture, which she never got a chance to do. And before you make jokes about her death, you should know that she was hot.

So... would you still?


5 second rule for food that hits the ground, 10 minutes for people. That's called having class. And speaking of class, this is the caption for that picture of her on a building: "The back of Monfries' (pictured) head was smashed in and her vitals flat-lined at the scene.  She is seen above posing on the edge of a building in Chicago for an Instagram snap "

Seriously, her pictured head?
 
2019-04-14 10:35:00 PM  

The 13th Jurist: FTA: "The back of her head was smashed in and her vitals flatlined at the scene."

The Daily Fail: bringing you the unnecessarily sordid and graphic details you didn't need to know.

Stay classy, Jonathan Harmsworth.


They wanted you to know she still looked good from the front so you could fap to her photos.
 
2019-04-14 10:38:49 PM  
I'll stick to Instagramming pictures of my avocado toast.
 
2019-04-14 10:42:06 PM  
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2019-04-14 10:52:29 PM  
"She is seen above posing on the edge of a building in Chicago for an Instagram snap"
No. She's inside a building in Chicago.  Granted, that part of the building is an edgy balcony.
 
2019-04-14 10:57:00 PM  
 I really hope that if the back of my head is ever smashed in and I flat line that NO ONE WILL REVIVE ME!  Consider me gone. Thank you very much.  Exactly what kind of a life did they expect her to lead after that kind of a head injury??
 
2019-04-14 10:57:23 PM  
And the problem is?


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2019-04-14 10:57:43 PM  
"Waste of a perfectly good white girl."
 
2019-04-14 10:57:55 PM  

mikaloyd: she fell 40ft from Fordham University's bell tower at 3am

I wonder if alcohol was involved?


At 3am? No doubt.
 
2019-04-14 10:57:56 PM  
I guess she didn't realize Instagram was down.
 
2019-04-14 10:58:18 PM  
I know the paramedics where doing there job and all but if I fell 40 feet and my head was smashed in and my heart was stopped for who knows how long. I would not what them to try to get my heart beating again.
 
2019-04-14 11:00:07 PM  

mikaloyd: she fell 40ft from Fordham University's bell tower at 3am

I wonder if alcohol was involved?


Probably not. People have fallen off cliffs while taking selfies. If you go to Google, start typing "selfie cliff..." and see what its autocomplete gives you.
 
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2019-04-14 11:04:31 PM  

foosball64: I know the paramedics where doing there job and all but if I fell 40 feet and my head was smashed in and my heart was stopped for who knows how long. I would not what them to try to get my heart beating again.


Paramedics might not have been qualified to evaluate the seriousness of her head injury, especially if she had long hair like in previous pictures.
 
2019-04-14 11:05:24 PM  
I used to think that we had made the world too safe and idiots were making it to adulthood and procreating.

It would seem that Instagram is the solution...
 
2019-04-14 11:06:30 PM  
Maybe they were trying to keep away from graboids.

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2019-04-14 11:10:33 PM  
Gotta love the "Darwin" awards, a winner everytime!!
 
2019-04-14 11:12:42 PM  

foosball64: I know the paramedics where doing there job and all but if I fell 40 feet and my head was smashed in and my heart was stopped for who knows how long. I would not what them to try to get my heart beating again.


Right behind my ID, I've go a self made card. It says "Use no heroic measures"

I've had to suffer through a few of those heroic measures attempts at life.
When I was 14, my brother was in a horrible car accident. They kept him alive for four days. And even at age, I knew there was no hope.

My mother fell off a boat. Y'all know how this ends. I actually had to be the one to "pull the plug" on her.
 
2019-04-14 11:14:19 PM  
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2019-04-14 11:20:40 PM  
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2019-04-14 11:25:44 PM  
She was up there with at least one other person... 
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2019-04-14 11:26:24 PM  
Interesting side note: it was the bell tower from The Exorcist
 
2019-04-14 11:26:33 PM  
Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeeeeeeeee......................​................​..........(poof)
 
2019-04-14 11:26:33 PM  
She died doing what she lived for... Making an impact.
 
2019-04-14 11:31:02 PM  

TomTudbury: foosball64: I know the paramedics where doing there job and all but if I fell 40 feet and my head was smashed in and my heart was stopped for who knows how long. I would not what them to try to get my heart beating again.

Right behind my ID, I've go a self made card. It says "Use no heroic measures"

I've had to suffer through a few of those heroic measures attempts at life.
When I was 14, my brother was in a horrible car accident. They kept him alive for four days. And even at age, I knew there was no hope.

My mother fell off a boat. Y'all know how this ends. I actually had to be the one to "pull the plug" on her.


My sympathies.
 
2019-04-14 11:37:29 PM  

skinink: TomTudbury: foosball64: I know the paramedics where doing there job and all but if I fell 40 feet and my head was smashed in and my heart was stopped for who knows how long. I would not what them to try to get my heart beating again.

Right behind my ID, I've go a self made card. It says "Use no heroic measures"

I've had to suffer through a few of those heroic measures attempts at life.
When I was 14, my brother was in a horrible car accident. They kept him alive for four days. And even at age, I knew there was no hope.

My mother fell off a boat. Y'all know how this ends. I actually had to be the one to "pull the plug" on her.

My sympathies.


Life sucks

But you go on
 
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