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2019-04-14 11:17:03 AM  
"Affordable Extradition Service "
"Affordable Heart Surgery "
 
2019-04-14 11:43:04 AM  

thorpe: "Affordable Extradition Service "
"Affordable Heart Surgery "


Looks like I won't have to paste that.

Just.....wow. Farking wow.
 
2019-04-14 12:15:35 PM  
5'11", 135 pounds?  There's either a typo or that dude is unhealthy skinny.
 
2019-04-14 12:16:34 PM  
I love that the update that he's been caught was just randomly inserted into the middle of the article.
 
2019-04-14 12:17:58 PM  
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2019-04-14 12:19:16 PM  
Was he selling 7 minutes bas?
 
2019-04-14 12:19:57 PM  
Affordable Extradition Service

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2019-04-14 12:20:53 PM  
Abs
/autocorrect
//Almost not worth it.
///like that old children's tale from the sea.
 
2019-04-14 12:26:01 PM  
"Affordable Extradition Services"

Well, you get what you pay for.
 
2019-04-14 12:29:54 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2019-04-14 12:29:57 PM  

Weatherkiss: "Affordable Extradition Services"

Well, you get what you pay for.


Damm you!  I was just going there...

But you get a smart!
 
2019-04-14 12:30:47 PM  
At least they saved a few bucks.
 
2019-04-14 12:34:57 PM  
Affordable Extradition Service

Shoulda gone with Reliable Extradition Service.
 
2019-04-14 12:39:44 PM  

thorpe: "Affordable Extradition Service "
"Affordable Heart Surgery "


The B is for Bargain!

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2019-04-14 12:42:24 PM  
1) Hire "affordable" extradition service
2) Lose prisoner in another state, avoiding cost of search and recapture
3) Profit?
 
2019-04-14 12:44:58 PM  
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2019-04-14 12:45:44 PM  

jtown: Affordable Extradition Service

Shoulda gone with Reliable Extradition Service.


Prisoner was being transported between the Clink and Hoosegow.  YT prefers the Hoosegow.
 
2019-04-14 12:46:17 PM  

zobear: Was he selling 7 minutes bas?

Traitor Kas, half price. Joe groans and smirks, only a fool with more money than sense would willingly buy either.
 
2019-04-14 12:46:37 PM  

lostcat: I love that the update that he's been caught was just randomly inserted into the middle of the article.


I hope you're right, but I read and reread, and I'm still not sure he's in custody.  Especially when the final warning about his being a dangerous individual comes after the statement of his being in custody.  I think I'm going to go drink for a while and reread it again later.
 
2019-04-14 12:49:40 PM  
Because affordability is definitely the top priority when it comes to extradition services.
 
2019-04-14 01:00:48 PM  
He is described as a 5-foot 11-inch tall, 135-pound man who has brown eyes, black/brown hair and was last seen wearing tan pants and a tan shirt with no lettering. El-Khatib was handcuffed, wearing a waist chain and shackled on one ankle.
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Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?
 
2019-04-14 01:00:50 PM  

Dork Gently: 5'11", 135 pounds?  There's either a typo or that dude is unhealthy skinny.


My thoughts exactly. I'm 5'4" and 135lb, and I'm skinny.
 
2019-04-14 01:01:52 PM  
Ohio doesn't need an extradition service.  People are already so desperate to get out of Ohio they've gone to the goddamn moon*.

*Learn more facts about Neil Armstrong
 
2019-04-14 01:07:26 PM  
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2019-04-14 01:18:29 PM  

thorpe: "Affordable Extradition Service "
"Affordable Heart Surgery "


"Springfield Discount Cemetery"

/Lots of images of the level, none of the sign
 
2019-04-14 01:20:14 PM  
Let's hope that Ohio outsourced its extradition services to Canada and not to Texas.

/ Hey, I am entitled to occasional irrational optimism. I can always split the difference and hope they outsourced their extradtion to New York or California.
 
2019-04-14 01:22:15 PM  
Do not get your professional services from the back of a van or station wagon in the WalMart Parking Lot.

And if you must, choose the right WalMart. The one with the good amateur dentists, cretin.

That was fun advice. I got to use the word "cretin". I haven't thought of that word, for days and days and days.
 
2019-04-14 01:23:59 PM  
The dentist who operates from a van or recent make and model SUV is probably better than the one who operates from the back of a half-ton truck with rust all over the fenders. He or she may charge more, however, so if you are poor, see if a barber will give you a discount on major surgery.
 
2019-04-14 01:26:26 PM  
The problem with good advice is not that it is perforce bad advice, it is that the people who take it are morons.

/ My deep thought for today. Jack Handey eat your heart out.

// "Perforce". I'm awake! It's barely past Noon. I slept a total of about 8 hours. I'm awake!
 
2019-04-14 01:27:48 PM  
Anybody who does dentistry from the back of a half-ton truck could really use a tarp or awning, probably.

Think about it. But not too long. It shouldn't take more than a few seconds.
 
2019-04-14 01:28:52 PM  
The tan outfit with no lettering adds more dumb to the situation.
 
2019-04-14 01:30:40 PM  
They still cost more than Extraditions Я Us, as well as The Extradition & Furniture Guys.
 
2019-04-14 01:32:11 PM  
Wow, it's almost like there are some things that shouldn't be privatized, and that blindly cutting government spending in the name of Fiscal Conservatism™ is a bad farking idea
 
2019-04-14 01:45:11 PM  
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Give him a nice necklace. He runs away? BOOM!
 
2019-04-14 02:07:59 PM  
Apparently, Subby, I can't guess what happened, since I guessed they extradited the wrong (innocent) person. Instead, it was just an escape. Like that never happens to actual LEO's.
 
2019-04-14 02:10:56 PM  
This is what small government looks like.
 
2019-04-14 02:47:33 PM  
Outsourced? To Mexico?

Let the Messicans pay for it.

/ It took a while. I just got it.
 
2019-04-14 02:48:25 PM  
Update Suspect caught

"No injuries reported to suspect or officers"

He is bleeding from his forehead and has blood spatter on his shirt in the picture. #fakenews?
 
2019-04-14 02:50:03 PM  
Headline on TFA: Authorities In Ohio Searching Violent Prisoner Who Escaped At Rest Stop

How are they searching him if he escaped?

cherryl taggart: lostcat: I love that the update that he's been caught was just randomly inserted into the middle of the article.

I hope you're right, but I read and reread, and I'm still not sure he's in custody.  Especially when the final warning about his being a dangerous individual comes after the statement of his being in custody.  I think I'm going to go drink for a while and reread it again later.


Oh, I see, the writer was drunk and you have to be drunk too if you want to understand.
 
2019-04-14 03:04:08 PM  

LouisZepher: Dork Gently: 5'11", 135 pounds?  There's either a typo or that dude is unhealthy skinny.

My thoughts exactly. I'm 5'4" and 135lb, and I'm skinny.


I'm about 5'10" and make sure my weight always stays above 180lbs.
 
2019-04-14 03:22:03 PM  

tramp stamp: LouisZepher: Dork Gently: 5'11", 135 pounds?  There's either a typo or that dude is unhealthy skinny.

My thoughts exactly. I'm 5'4" and 135lb, and I'm skinny.

I'm about 5'10" and make sure my weight always stays above 180lbs.


I was 5'9" and 135lbs from about 17 yrs old until I was about 20, then I grew another 2" up and put on about 50lbs in the next year. It took me about another 30 years or so to put on the other 50lbs of my current weight.
 
2019-04-14 03:57:27 PM  

ClavellBCMI: tramp stamp: LouisZepher: Dork Gently: 5'11", 135 pounds?  There's either a typo or that dude is unhealthy skinny.

My thoughts exactly. I'm 5'4" and 135lb, and I'm skinny.

I'm about 5'10" and make sure my weight always stays above 180lbs.

I was 5'9" and 135lbs from about 17 yrs old until I was about 20, then I grew another 2" up and put on about 50lbs in the next year. It took me about another 30 years or so to put on the other 50lbs of my current weight.


During JR High I was the big scary girl no one wanted to be friends with and often got blamed for starting fights I was not part of.

Me getting blamed for starting fights stopped during Freshman year of HS.
 
2019-04-14 04:12:09 PM  
Did they outsource the editing as well?
 
2019-04-14 04:13:48 PM  

drunkest: Update Suspect caught

"No injuries reported to suspect or officers"

He is bleeding from his forehead and has blood spatter on his shirt in the picture. #fakenews?


....Well, there's injuries and then there's injuries.
 
2019-04-14 04:20:42 PM  
I'm thinking along the lines of mother rapers.
/drtfa
 
2019-04-14 04:24:21 PM  

Dork Gently: 5'11", 135 pounds?  There's either a typo or that dude is unhealthy skinny.


He's quite skinny.

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2019-04-14 04:31:32 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Dork Gently: 5'11", 135 pounds?  There's either a typo or that dude is unhealthy skinny.

He's quite skinny.

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135 pounds at that height would be almost skeletal.  In college, I was 160 pounds and 5'11", and I was pretty skinny.
 
2019-04-14 05:09:32 PM  

Dork Gently: Gordon Bennett: Dork Gently: 5'11", 135 pounds?  There's either a typo or that dude is unhealthy skinny.

He's quite skinny.

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135 pounds at that height would be almost skeletal.  In college, I was 160 pounds and 5'11", and I was pretty skinny.


They might be overstating his height. The cop next to him looks to be about five inches taller. The officer might be 6'4", of course, so it isn't certain but it would make more sense.
 
2019-04-14 05:31:56 PM  
Most of my Ohio family lives in the county he escaped in, well they are all crazy armed gun nuts so could be fun.
 
2019-04-14 05:37:03 PM  
Uber Inmates
 
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