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2019-04-14 09:42:59 AM  
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2019-04-14 10:34:29 AM  
Nevermind, it's back.
 
2019-04-14 10:35:39 AM  
Fark was still here.

/ We're good.
 
2019-04-14 10:36:10 AM  
From 6:30-8:30 AM on the weekend? Or, you know, continue sleeping.
 
2019-04-14 10:37:25 AM  
This pertains to me not at all.
 
2019-04-14 10:37:29 AM  
Cable still works, so no need for desperate measures.
 
2019-04-14 10:38:35 AM  

Catlenfell: Nevermind, it's back.


That's a shame.
 
2019-04-14 10:43:08 AM  
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2019-04-14 10:44:13 AM  

Catlenfell: Nevermind, it's back.


At this point, I've moved on and am not going back.
 
2019-04-14 10:44:54 AM  
There are too many people doing nothing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia​_​Guidestones
 
2019-04-14 10:46:42 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2019-04-14 10:47:00 AM  
World ends, film at 11.
 
2019-04-14 10:48:45 AM  
What kind of maniac wakes up before 8am on a Sunday?
 
2019-04-14 10:48:50 AM  
Have you actually SEEN nature?  It's plain unnatural.
 
2019-04-14 10:49:32 AM  
Challenge accepted.

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/OBX
 
2019-04-14 10:49:56 AM  
Hell nah! Bears live outside, I ain't going out there.
 
2019-04-14 10:52:31 AM  
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2019-04-14 10:54:23 AM  
 
2019-04-14 10:55:22 AM  

Resident Muslim: [thumbs.gfycat.com image 444x250]


People should be smarting your post, not funnying it!
 
2019-04-14 10:56:24 AM  

edmo: [img.fark.net image 491x368]


Nice boat.
 
2019-04-14 10:57:09 AM  
And for two hours, the world was a much better place
 
2019-04-14 10:58:05 AM  

gameshowhost: What kind of maniac wakes up before 8am on a Sunday?


I see what you did there.
 
2019-04-14 11:00:10 AM  
What's the point of exploring nature, if you can't instagram it?
 
2019-04-14 11:04:47 AM  
Weather forecast calling for snow this morning. F that s.
 
2019-04-14 11:05:03 AM  

gameshowhost: What kind of maniac wakes up before 8am on a Sunday?


You do realize there's a whole world out there, right?
Different time-zones?
 
2019-04-14 11:16:05 AM  
I have a tornado watch and high wind warnings today.  I'm going to secure my trash cans and then secure myself in this house.
 
2019-04-14 11:18:27 AM  

gameshowhost: What kind of maniac wakes up before 8am on a Sunday?


Those who were dragged in at midnight for an update to the datacenter. Strangely enough the CEO and CIO turned down the invitation to be there too.
 
2019-04-14 11:22:58 AM  
Yes, well, technically you can still employ a point and click interface.....

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2019-04-14 11:24:51 AM  

NeoCortex42: Go look at nature? Yeah, about that:
https://boingboing.net/2019/04/14/srsl​y-fark-this.html


I vaguely remember them being made illegal in the US around 2005, but maybe the use of the Russian company would let them get around that. Low Earth orbit is basically international waters, and launching it in Russia is outside of US jurisdiction.
 
2019-04-14 11:25:20 AM  

edmo: [img.fark.net image 491x368]


..... little man in the canoe ?
 
2019-04-14 11:25:37 AM  
My wife came in and had me investigating why her phone wasn't working.  After 5 minutes of troubleshooting, I said, "Well, FB is down..."  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hadn't noticed before that because I abandoned FB months ago...
 
2019-04-14 11:25:56 AM  

SBinRR: I have a tornado watch and high wind warnings today.  I'm going to secure my trash cans and then secure myself in this house.


Pay no attention to the siren's call.
 
2019-04-14 11:27:09 AM  

dittybopper: Yes, well, technically you can still employ a point and click interface.....

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If your gun is clicking when you use it, it may be out of ammo.
 
2019-04-14 11:28:32 AM  

Resident Muslim: gameshowhost: What kind of maniac wakes up before 8am on a Sunday?

You do realize there's a whole world out there, right?
Different time-zones?


And that it's 8 AM in the earliest time zome for this US-based site.
 
2019-04-14 11:29:03 AM  
I just deleted my FB account yesterday, so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/Kept IG because I manage my company's account
//And my dog's
///Three!
 
2019-04-14 11:29:09 AM  

Resident Muslim: You do realize there's a whole world out there, right?
Different time-zones?


People have a hard time comprehending and projecting time zones even within the US. I'm on the west coast and frequently get calls early in the morning from people who seem shocked that it's so early or ask "what time is it there"? Even working in a global organization, many people have a hard time with it and still schedule meetings mid-afternoon NY time and expect people in Australia or China to attend. On calls involving a wide range of time zones, we'll hear hosts say "thanks for interrupting your dinner hour to attend" to someone on the east coast, but don't say shiat when someone in Beijing or Melbourne is attending at 11pm or 3am.

With all the world clocks at one's disposal, at this point it's willful obtuseness.
 
2019-04-14 11:30:16 AM  

misterblint: I just deleted my FB account yesterday, so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/Kept IG because I manage my company's account
//And my dog's
///Three!


Your dogs use Instagram?
 
2019-04-14 11:30:37 AM  

gameshowhost: What kind of maniac wakes up before 8am on a Sunday?


Someone who didn't drink themselves into a stupor Saturday night?
 
2019-04-14 11:32:19 AM  

TomTudbury: misterblint: I just deleted my FB account yesterday, so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/Kept IG because I manage my company's account
//And my dog's
///Three!

Your dogs use Instagram?


I manage his account. He's too busy sleeping and chasing the cats around the house.
 
M-G
2019-04-14 11:40:38 AM  

Fireproof: From 6:30-8:30 AM on the weekend? Or, you know, continue sleeping.


There was weird shiat starting last night - like the news feed being empty with a new user welcome instead.
 
2019-04-14 11:41:07 AM  

SBinRR: I have a tornado watch and high wind warnings today.  I'm going to secure my trash cans and then secure myself in this house.


Georgia, huh?

Channel 2 is doing its best to instill panic.  Looks like a nader was down around Thomaston.  A nasty storm is crossing Newnan and that might come my way.

Meh.
 
2019-04-14 11:47:00 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: SBinRR: I have a tornado watch and high wind warnings today.  I'm going to secure my trash cans and then secure myself in this house.

Georgia, huh?

Channel 2 is doing its best to instill panic.  Looks like a nader was down around Thomaston.  A nasty storm is crossing Newnan and that might come my way.

Meh.


Almost over here. Just drizzling now in Decatur.
 
2019-04-14 11:47:05 AM  

dittybopper: Yes, well, technically you can still employ a point and click interface.....

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Go outside, look at nature...and kill it :)
 
2019-04-14 11:51:22 AM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: dittybopper: Yes, well, technically you can still employ a point and click interface.....

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Go outside, look at nature...and kill it :)


Well, given half a chance, nature would kill you.  It's only fair.
 
2019-04-14 11:54:12 AM  

dittybopper: Mitch Taylor's Bro: dittybopper: Yes, well, technically you can still employ a point and click interface.....

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Go outside, look at nature...and kill it :)

Well, given half a chance*, nature would kill you.  It's only fair.


* "Number of chances that nature would give you" not valid in Australia.
 
2019-04-14 11:55:15 AM  
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2019-04-14 11:59:11 AM  

Fireproof: dittybopper: Yes, well, technically you can still employ a point and click interface.....

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If your gun is clicking when you use it, it may be out of ammo.


Or maybe you need to knap the flint, or replace it.

Or maybe it's raining.
 
2019-04-14 12:00:34 PM  

Rapmaster2000: NotThatGuyAgain: SBinRR: I have a tornado watch and high wind warnings today.  I'm going to secure my trash cans and then secure myself in this house.

Georgia, huh?

Channel 2 is doing its best to instill panic.  Looks like a nader was down around Thomaston.  A nasty storm is crossing Newnan and that might come my way.

Meh.

Almost over here. Just drizzling now in Decatur.


Ignore me. Tornado warning now south of me.
 
2019-04-14 12:00:40 PM  
But I have so many people to correct on the internet and it's raining outside.
 
2019-04-14 12:01:41 PM  
But now I can't post pics to there of my adventures in nature.....
 
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