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(Daily Mail)   Man takes smuggler of the year award complaining of stiff neck but the cops smell something fishy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-04-14 05:11:52 PM  
I can only assume that its corpse is reputed to produce an erection that beggars belief in both size and duration.
 
2019-04-14 05:14:27 PM  
Is that a fish around your neck or are you just happy to see me?
 
2019-04-14 05:16:50 PM  
He should have pretended to be deaf, then told the Customs people it was his herring aid.

/I am so sorry
 
2019-04-14 05:30:38 PM  

luckyeddie: He should have pretended to be deaf, then told the Customs people it was his herring aid.

/I am so sorry


There are already rumours that your contrition is spurious...
 
2019-04-14 05:37:47 PM  

luckyeddie: He should have pretended to be deaf, then told the Customs people it was his herring aid.

/I am so sorry


No sorry on fark if its funny ya gotta post it on porpoise, never flounder on a joke
unless ya just cat-fishing for likes. That said crappie jokes are not good
and should the poster fail they should be then filet'd.
 
2019-04-14 05:41:53 PM  

luckyeddie: He should have pretended to be deaf, then told the Customs people it was his herring aid.

/I am so sorry


Thie weight of this stories scale is up to the gills of sounding fishy, you are obviously baiting us along thinking someone will bite. I am ashamed you would think you would hook someone in this school of commenters swarming around  with a a fake treasure chest of hope bubbling to the surface and flakes of food sprinkled in by  using aquatic puns. Shame on you.
 
2019-04-14 05:44:49 PM  
Oh my Cod, stop it with the puns.
 
2019-04-14 06:06:22 PM  

luckyeddie: Oh my Cod, stop it with the puns.


That's just what I would expect a Betta male to say.
 
2019-04-14 06:14:42 PM  
FTFA- "Southeast Asia and are popular pets..."

The entire region are pets? Dogs and cats can now breathe a sigh of relief they are no longer the only thing on the menu.

/Props to the editor for their top notch work.
 
2019-04-14 06:51:47 PM  

ShowStop: FTFA- "Southeast Asia and are popular pets..."

The entire region are pets? Dogs and cats can now breathe a sigh of relief they are no longer the only thing on the menu.

/Props to the editor for their top notch work.


Was it this guy?
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2019-04-14 07:23:32 PM  
My Babble Fish is slipping!
 
2019-04-14 08:08:27 PM  
This guy can "Tuna" fish!!
 
2019-04-15 01:20:13 AM  
"Tried to smuggled..."?!?!?!?!  You're in journalism and you can't use proper grammar?!  Clean out your desk and give someone qualified your job.  Asshole
 
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