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(Eurogamer)   EA: Our new Star Wars game will be single-player only and will have *NO* loot boxes. Hmmmm...if only there were a popular, topical meme to express how gamers feel about that statement. Perhaps with a well-known quote from the movies   (eurogamer.net) divider line
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6 days ago  
How do you get so big eating food of this kind?
 
6 days ago  
I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.
 
6 days ago  
What meme are we referencing here?
 
6 days ago  

optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.


Multiplayer stopped being fun a long time ago. Between the poor sportsmanship, the complete filth that comes out of people's mouths and racism, I just don't want to play anymore. Let's not forget the BS the developers pull on top of all of that.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Naido: What meme are we referencing here?


It's an older one but it checks out.
 
6 days ago  

Naido: What meme are we referencing here?


Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level?
 
6 days ago  
Well, I was aiming for the cliche (but accurate)...

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But still good meme responses so far.

And I'm not pretending this is anything but EA in panic mode, trying to desperately seem like they've 'learned their lesson'. It may not be forced multiplayer and there may not be loot boxes, but that just means EA figured out some new way to squeeze money out of the game. EA is just freaking out because Disney is reforming LucasArts to take over the Star Wars games, and they realize that the gravy train is about to stop, so they need to milk the absolute last drops of blood from the stone before it's gone.
 
6 days ago  
"Now this is podracing"?
 
6 days ago  
"A single-player Star Wars story for those of you who are ready to become a Jedi."

We had a saying right before SWG got shut-down:

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6 days ago  
The premise sounds decent, considering how disappointed I was in The Force Unleashed 1 and 2, I'm not getting my hopes up yet. If it has fun gameplay and isn't too linear or too short it could be a lot of fun though.

/I'm still holding out for a modern Star Wars flight sim, though.
//Being able to fly an X-Wing in VR is probably the only thing that would get me to shell out for a headset.
///Would also like another KOTOR while we're at it.
 
6 days ago  
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
 
6 days ago  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Well, I was aiming for the cliche (but accurate)...

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But still good meme responses so far.

And I'm not pretending this is anything but EA in panic mode, trying to desperately seem like they've 'learned their lesson'. It may not be forced multiplayer and there may not be loot boxes, but that just means EA figured out some new way to squeeze money out of the game. EA is just freaking out because Disney is reforming LucasArts to take over the Star Wars games, and they realize that the gravy train is about to stop, so they need to milk the absolute last drops of blood from the stone before it's gone.


i'm amazed they (ea) have let it go this far.  i thought they were embracing the "games as a service" mantra, and monetizing everything they could get away with.  while i'm kinda looking forward to the game, the fact that ea, voted the worst company in america a few times, has their hands all in this, gives me pause.
 
6 days ago  
How are they going to justify needing me to be online and watching my every move?
 
6 days ago  

Ihascandy: EA is just freaking out because Disney is reforming LucasArts to take over the Star Wars games, and they realize that the gravy train is about to stop, so they need to milk the absolute last drops of blood from the stone before it's gone.


Oh, rushing something out before the license to the rights expires might be it.

DEVELOPER: "Hi Boss, yeah, the story is done, we just have to figure out the multiplayer angle, microtrans, and throw in some loot boxes."
BOSS: "NO TIME!"
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

ltnor: optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.

Multiplayer stopped being fun a long time ago. Between the poor sportsmanship, the complete filth that comes out of people's mouths and racism, I just don't want to play anymore. Let's not forget the BS the developers pull on top of all of that.


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6 days ago  

optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.


Indie games do exactly that. There's a huge variety out there and they all use the good old, honest, buy once play forever mechanic along with many fresh ideas, bold experiments and a personal creative expression that the AAA market would never dare attempt and at wallet-friendly prices. You just need to go out and look for them. It reminds me of when I was playing games on home computers in the 1980s, when I never knew what completely new concepts in games were coming next but I knew there would always be some on their way.

The more time goes by the more I am convinced that the best thing that could happen to the industry would be for a lot of old giants to finally die and make room for fresh blood.

Top 10 Best NEW Indie Games from EGX Rezzed 2019
Youtube ArcB0vy83jY
 
6 days ago  

Naido: What meme are we referencing here?


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6 days ago  
I prefer the game as interactive story as opposed to open combat.
 
6 days ago  
Huh. Wonder how they'll bork the game now? Those were their faves!!
 
6 days ago  
If you want multiplayer star wars, make it about stormtroopers. When your team misses shot after shot you're not losing, you're advancing the plot!
 
6 days ago  
EA's the force, Luke.

/ I got nuthin'
 
6 days ago  

SirSigsegV: The premise sounds decent, considering how disappointed I was in The Force Unleashed 1 and 2, I'm not getting my hopes up yet. If it has fun gameplay and isn't too linear or too short it could be a lot of fun though.

/I'm still holding out for a modern Star Wars flight sim, though.
//Being able to fly an X-Wing in VR is probably the only thing that would get me to shell out for a headset.

///Would also like another KOTOR while we're at it.


I'm with you on that wish, except I'd swap out the X-wing for a Tie Fighter. Screaming around the galaxy like a psychotic bat blowing shiat up is my unrealized fetish.
 
6 days ago  
"Someday, when you are older...  You could get hit by a boulder.  When you're lyin' there screaming 'come help me please', the seagulls *hmmmm* poke your knees"
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

wildcardjack: I prefer the game as interactive story as opposed to open combat.


Well, TellTale games went tits up this spring, so that might be a while.
 
6 days ago  
TBPH as Internet continues to deteriorate in most parts of the USA ( power poles, FtC, Ajit Pai, greed, incompetence and aging equipment ) I enjoy Single Player a lot more. I can't tell you how many Online Gaming things I've tried to do or make that got completely ruined by my Internet being Comcastic. A few in the industry are aware of this too. Most Americans do not have access to high speed Internet that is stable. Outages are frequent and speeds are slow.

/ Good business marketing to the 3rd world nations.
 
6 days ago  
Monkey fucking a football
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Is it the one about looking like a monkey farking a football?

(NSFW language)
 
6 days ago  
aren't you a little small for a stormtrooper?

pray I do not alter them further

i know

/got nuthin
 
6 days ago  

optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.


Same
 
6 days ago  
"Trust me"
 
6 days ago  

optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.


The Witcher 3 is very much up that particular alley.

I came to the games late, and CD Projekt Red has done nothing but impress me with their commitment to telling a great story with fun gameplay-albeit with a terrible inventory management mechanic.

There ARE folks who are making good games without resorting to the the siren call of turning everything into an online shooter.
 
6 days ago  

propasaurus: optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.

Same


Good news.  There is a billion of them.  Even from triple-A studios.   Please, do, tell me more about how video games are all terrible, hollywood movies are all remakes, and how you wear an onion on your belt.
 
6 days ago  

I eat mop: pray I do not alter them further


That is the line they use later, when they inevitably add micro-transactions and loot boxes.

Didn't they claim that the last Star Wars game they made was going to have a long single-player campaign and no loot boxes, too?
 
6 days ago  
Hey...EA...if only there was some studio under your roof that has had success with Star Wars related projects, that were famous for their character development and deep single player experiences...

Oh, that's right, you were too busy gutting BioWare to make Anthem...
 
6 days ago  

hubiestubert: optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.

The Witcher 3 is very much up that particular alley.

I came to the games late, and CD Projekt Red has done nothing but impress me with their commitment to telling a great story with fun gameplay-albeit with a terrible inventory management mechanic.

There ARE folks who are making good games without resorting to the the siren call of turning everything into an online shooter.


Seriously. I found the story line, and the conversations I had with people, were way more fun than combat could be in Witcher 3.

/*Yrden, dodge, swing, dodge, swing swing, dodge*
//Witcher 3 is definitely in my top 10 games of all time
 
6 days ago  
Boring conversation anyway.
 
6 days ago  

LowbrowDeluxe: propasaurus: optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.

Same

Good news.  There is a billion of them.  Even from triple-A studios.   Please, do, tell me more about how video games are all terrible, hollywood movies are all remakes, and how you wear an onion on your belt.


I don't play a lot, don't spend a lot of time playing or investigating games. I like a very specific type of gameplay. For a long time now, I've found it difficult, with the limited time and energy I devote to it, to find games that fit those particular parameters. Single player is one of the criteria, and even many of the games that are billed as 'single player' are still squad-type gameplay.
Now, maybe you're heavily involved in the gaming industry. I'm not. I just like what I like.
No need to take it personally.
Hell, I AM heavily involved in "Hollywood" and don't take your snark about all movies being remakes personally.
 
6 days ago  

ltnor: optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.

Multiplayer stopped being fun a long time ago. Between the poor sportsmanship, the complete filth that comes out of people's mouths and racism, I just don't want to play anymore. Let's not forget the BS the developers pull on top of all of that.


You left out the thriving pay to cheat industry.
 
6 days ago  

4th Horseman: hubiestubert: optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.

The Witcher 3 is very much up that particular alley.

I came to the games late, and CD Projekt Red has done nothing but impress me with their commitment to telling a great story with fun gameplay-albeit with a terrible inventory management mechanic.

There ARE folks who are making good games without resorting to the the siren call of turning everything into an online shooter.

Seriously. I found the story line, and the conversations I had with people, were way more fun than combat could be in Witcher 3.

/*Yrden, dodge, swing, dodge, swing swing, dodge*
//Witcher 3 is definitely in my top 10 games of all time


The side quests did it for me. Sofa King many just little random things and odd bits not even in your contracts-and since a good chunk of those could be solved without any combat at all, all the better.

It laid down the gauntlet for every RPG, and set the new standard for how a game should be built and how a company should treat its customers. Easily some of the best DLC done in a long while. And on top of it, a LOT of free DLC as well, just because.

I am seriously anticipating Cyberpunk later this year.
 
6 days ago  
I hope this is true.  I don't have a lot of game time anymore and multiplayer online isn't my thing since it's typically just getting my ass kicked by people without full time jobs and kids.
 
6 days ago  

CrazyCurt: TBPH as Internet continues to deteriorate in most parts of the USA ( power poles, FtC, Ajit Pai, greed, incompetence and aging equipment ) I enjoy Single Player a lot more. I can't tell you how many Online Gaming things I've tried to do or make that got completely ruined by my Internet being Comcastic. A few in the industry are aware of this too. Most Americans do not have access to high speed Internet that is stable. Outages are frequent and speeds are slow.

/ Good business marketing to the 3rd world nations.


Good points. Now why isn't EA or the other big guys working to improve that instead of working with the hardware guys. Guess they don't want to be associated with that kind of scum.
 
6 days ago  
Hmm, Adventure! Excitement! A Jedi craves not these things.
 
6 days ago  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Well, I was aiming for the cliche (but accurate)...

[i.kym-cdn.com image 850x478]

But still good meme responses so far.

And I'm not pretending this is anything but EA in panic mode, trying to desperately seem like they've 'learned their lesson'. It may not be forced multiplayer and there may not be loot boxes, but that just means EA figured out some new way to squeeze money out of the game. EA is just freaking out because Disney is reforming LucasArts to take over the Star Wars games, and they realize that the gravy train is about to stop, so they need to milk the absolute last drops of blood from the stone before it's gone.


It wont stop till all the farking idiots in Europe stop buying fifa every year
 
6 days ago  

hubiestubert: 4th Horseman: hubiestubert: optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.

The Witcher 3 is very much up that particular alley.

I came to the games late, and CD Projekt Red has done nothing but impress me with their commitment to telling a great story with fun gameplay-albeit with a terrible inventory management mechanic.

There ARE folks who are making good games without resorting to the the siren call of turning everything into an online shooter.

Seriously. I found the story line, and the conversations I had with people, were way more fun than combat could be in Witcher 3.

/*Yrden, dodge, swing, dodge, swing swing, dodge*
//Witcher 3 is definitely in my top 10 games of all time

The side quests did it for me. Sofa King many just little random things and odd bits not even in your contracts-and since a good chunk of those could be solved without any combat at all, all the better.

It laid down the gauntlet for every RPG, and set the new standard for how a game should be built and how a company should treat its customers. Easily some of the best DLC done in a long while. And on top of it, a LOT of free DLC as well, just because.

I am seriously anticipating Cyberpunk later this year.


Not mentioned in the article, subscription vs one time purchase.
 
6 days ago  

optikeye: I'd be interested in this. I basically stopped all video games years ago when they all became some sort of online multiplayer subscription service you had to pay each month to play. I don't want that.

Give me a game I just purchase and install and play, I'll buy that.


There are plenty of games that fit that description. If you can find them, you're deliberately not trying.
 
6 days ago  

Naido: What meme are we referencing here?


"We're going to need a bigger boat."
 
6 days ago  

NephilimNexus: "A single-player Star Wars story for those of you who are ready to become a Jedi."

We had a saying right before SWG got shut-down:

[img.fark.net image 768x432]


Trying to find a way to put Jedi in SWG was a pain in the arse. Should have just not done it at all.
 
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