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(New Haven Register)   Naked man at random stranger's house? That's a bold move, Cotton (w/ yup he's drunk mugshot)   (nhregister.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Station wagon, Sport utility vehicle, Crimes, Jeep, Four-wheel drive, United States, Church Hill Road, Newtown police  
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2019-04-14 01:25:10 AM  
"Obviously this was a very terrifying situation for the homeowners and we are very happy our officers were able to respond in a prompt manner, and apprehend the suspect without anyone getting hurt," according to a statement from Lt. Aaron Bahamonde.

I've been around quite a few naked drunks in my life, only one instance invoked the emotion of "terrifying".

Don't let angry naked drunks around kitchen knives kiddos.
 
2019-04-14 01:37:30 AM  
Somewhere at a party, several people are regretting the dare they dared this man.
 
2019-04-14 01:37:39 AM  
A Watertown man crashed his sport utility vehicle while naked and under the influence early Saturday and entered a stranger's unlocked house, police said.

for the 100% trophy, they need to go back and find the unregistered gun and packet of heroin
 
2019-04-14 01:48:26 AM  
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I did what?  Get the fark outta here!
 
2019-04-14 01:51:27 AM  

SBinRR: [s.hdnux.com image 736x920]

I did what?  Get the fark outta here!


If you're going to jail, it's best to be going in with a good/drug buzz, cause after the next 6+ hours, it's going to suck.
 
2019-04-14 01:57:01 AM  
Police said they were unable to find Archenbach's clothes and believe he was naked before crashing his SUV and entering the home.

It should be easy to prove he was naked before entering the home. Check for skid marks, and I don't mean in the street.
 
2019-04-14 02:36:55 AM  
One of the charges was "evading responsibility".

Holy shiat- is that really a crime?

How is that enforceable?  We're all criminals!
 
2019-04-14 03:21:22 AM  
"Evading responsibility" is a criminal offense?  Can we charge every member of congress?
 
2019-04-14 03:48:32 AM  
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2019-04-14 07:44:02 AM  

SBinRR: [s.hdnux.com image 736x920]

I did what?  Get the fark outta here!


That's a face that cries out "meme me bro!"
 
2019-04-14 10:03:37 AM  
I think someone just lost their right to "Party on a Saturday night" for a while there "Bro"!!

Sux 2 b ut!
Ttyl

PARTY AT DREW'S.......Wahoooo
 
2019-04-14 10:33:47 AM  

SBinRR: [s.hdnux.com image 736x920]

I did what?  Get the fark outta here!


He must be a lot of fun at parties.
 
2019-04-14 12:07:58 PM  
IrieTom

One of the charges was "evading responsibility".

Holy shiat- is that really a crime?

How is that enforceable?  We're all criminals!


Thanks Tom, I read that line & my first thought was, "Arrest every mail under 30, & start 24/7 surveillance on all over 30." Hell I'm just over a year away from 60 And am guilty a couple times a week.
 
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