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2019-04-13 10:14:31 PM  
I totally misread the CMU part of this and thought it was going to be worse somehow.
 
2019-04-14 12:30:34 AM  
C M Wangs?

M R Stayfrees.
 
2019-04-14 12:34:07 AM  
Thought this was gonna be about CM Punk looking upskirts.
 
2019-04-14 12:38:32 AM  
CMU

See 'em, you?

.....

I forgot where I was going with this.
 
2019-04-14 12:39:42 AM  
They are the tartans. If anything charge him for sexism for not getting up some kilts.

But I can tell you from personal experience, dude had to be into niche nerd parties. CMU was fun, but you will definitely be chasing the women for their brains. NTTAWWT
 
2019-04-14 12:41:19 AM  

BlazeTrailer: They are the tartans. If anything charge him for sexism for not getting up some kilts.

But I can tell you from personal experience, dude had to be into niche nerd parties. CMU was fun, but you will definitely be chasing the women for their brains. NTTAWWT


"niche nerd panties"

Spellcheck turns into ratings check.
 
2019-04-14 12:52:13 AM  

BlazeTrailer: They are the tartans. If anything charge him for sexism for not getting up some kilts.

But I can tell you from personal experience, dude had to be into niche nerd parties. CMU was fun, but you will definitely be chasing the women for their brains. NTTAWWT


Well, they say that the biggest sex organ is the brain.

/look at the IQ on that one!
 
2019-04-14 12:54:17 AM  
Geez, geezer dude, learn to use the internet. You will find all manner of upskirt pictures.
 
2019-04-14 12:56:30 AM  
I just don't even understand the upskirt thing.  And I embrace other folks' fetishes.  I mean, I don't understand foot fetishes, but I kinda do because I understand and have my own compunctions, so I get it.  But anything this violative is bordering on violence.  These people must not have respect for other human rights.

/I know, I sound like a SJW, but shiat, why is upskirt such a thing?
//don't people have Internet access?
 
2019-04-14 12:58:45 AM  
Upskirt?  Silly old man.  You have to go down blouse to get a look at the Carnegie Mellons.
 
2019-04-14 01:01:45 AM  
The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.



.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.
 
2019-04-14 01:04:44 AM  

styckx: Thought this was gonna be about CM Punk looking upskirts.


Look up my skiiiiiiirt, what do you see?

A pair of hairy wrinkly testes.
 
2019-04-14 01:05:55 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.


I know, he should have beat up an elderly man and picked up an assault charge.
 
2019-04-14 01:06:17 AM  
He was just making sure T-Girls weren't using the wrong bathroom.

Public service, really.
 
2019-04-14 01:08:06 AM  

RepoManTSM: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.

I know, he should have beat up an elderly man and picked up an assault charge.


farking right he should have.
 
2019-04-14 01:13:36 AM  
Dude, a "moment of weakness" is when you decide to snag that third slice of pizza. It's not trying to take surreptitious upskirt videos of women half a century your junior, you farking scumbag.
 
2019-04-14 01:14:35 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: RepoManTSM: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.

I know, he should have beat up an elderly man and picked up an assault charge.

farking right he should have.


It's easy to pick out the adults - they're the ones that realize calling the cops is the right thing to do, while "throwin' down to defend his woman" is what morons & rednecks do on a regular basis to end up on Fark, usually with a Florida tag.
 
2019-04-14 01:15:14 AM  
Dude, CMU students are nasty, you don't want to look up their skirt.  Pitt students, maybe.
 
2019-04-14 01:17:53 AM  

FormlessOne: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: RepoManTSM: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.

I know, he should have beat up an elderly man and picked up an assault charge.

farking right he should have.

It's easy to pick out the adults - they're the ones that realize calling the cops is the right thing to do, while "throwin' down to defend his woman" is what morons & rednecks do on a regular basis to end up on Fark, usually with a Florida tag.


Some of us don't rely on other men to rectify a situation.
 
2019-04-14 01:29:34 AM  

Dr.Fey: I just don't even understand the upskirt thing.  And I embrace other folks' fetishes.  I mean, I don't understand foot fetishes, but I kinda do because I understand and have my own compunctions, so I get it.  But anything this violative is bordering on violence.  These people must not have respect for other human rights.

/I know, I sound like a SJW, but shiat, why is upskirt such a thing?
//don't people have Internet access?


Probably the thrill of seeing the panties of someone he was standing right next to! Might be some sexy panties hidden under a very basic / boring skirt! Maybe some don't have any panties on at all!

I don't get it either but it makes a little more sense than the toilet cams.
 
2019-04-14 01:35:41 AM  
Someone survived 72 years just to be caught videoing up skirts? What's to see? Underwear?

/wasn't Central Michigan University in Ypsilanti
 
2019-04-14 01:50:55 AM  
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2019-04-14 01:52:32 AM  

Mock26: Geez, geezer dude, learn to use the internet. You will find all manner of upskirt pictures.


Some of the best upskirt trading sites require you to upload new upskirt photos if you want to join...or so I've heard.
 
2019-04-14 02:01:01 AM  
I may have a degree from this school and let me tell you, it's hard difficult to meet women there.  I don't want to say anything bad about the surrounding schools, but I will say that all the girls at CMU (all 10 of them) thought I wasn't worth dating...more than 2 semesters anyway.

That's probably my fault.

The really sad thing is this guy wouldn't be the worst person I met at CMU.
 
2019-04-14 02:06:01 AM  

BlazeTrailer: BlazeTrailer: They are the tartans. If anything charge him for sexism for not getting up some kilts.

But I can tell you from personal experience, dude had to be into niche nerd parties. CMU was fun, but you will definitely be chasing the women for their brains. NTTAWWT

"niche nerd panties"

Spellcheck turns into ratings check.


"Niche nerd panties" is the name of my one-man show based on the music of Laurie Anderson.
 
2019-04-14 02:11:30 AM  

Birnone: Mock26: Geez, geezer dude, learn to use the internet. You will find all manner of upskirt pictures.

Some of the best upskirt trading sites require you to upload new upskirt photos if you want to join...or so I've heard.


No need to join a site. Images of all types for all types of people can be found on Google.
 
2019-04-14 02:13:27 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: [img.fark.net image 200x400]


What CMU students actually look like:

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2019-04-14 02:20:15 AM  
At his age, I'm impressed he managed to figure out how to do that at all, even if he gave his pervy self away in the process.  I still don't get the appeal though.
 
2019-04-14 02:53:27 AM  
Mellon looks at clams...
 
2019-04-14 03:29:53 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: FormlessOne: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: RepoManTSM: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.

I know, he should have beat up an elderly man and picked up an assault charge.

farking right he should have.

It's easy to pick out the adults - they're the ones that realize calling the cops is the right thing to do, while "throwin' down to defend his woman" is what morons & rednecks do on a regular basis to end up on Fark, usually with a Florida tag.

Some of us don't rely on other men to rectify a situation.


Other men may continually rectify your situation in jail if you beat up a 72-year-old for skirt peeper when you could have just called the cops.
 
2019-04-14 04:16:36 AM  
Bradbury's story at Carnegie
 
2019-04-14 04:29:01 AM  
ChpMnkSkirts?
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2019-04-14 06:56:19 AM  
You're twistin' my Mellon man
 
2019-04-14 07:05:38 AM  

davidphogan: I totally misread the CMU part of this and thought it was going to be worse somehow.


I figured about right, just a different CMU, Central Michigan University.  Oh wait, that is tremendously worse.  Central Michigan isn't known for having hot students.
 
2019-04-14 07:09:04 AM  

My Sober Alt: I may have a degree from this school and let me tell you, it's hard difficult to meet women there.  I don't want to say anything bad about the surrounding schools, but I will say that all the girls at CMU (all 10 of them) thought I wasn't worth dating...more than 2 semesters anyway.

That's probably my fault.

The really sad thing is this guy wouldn't be the worst person I met at CMU.


When I went, even the CS department had 7 women in the freshman class (out of about 110, although one I knew transferred to the English department early on), and CIT/MCS/Drama/etc. had way more.  There were plenty of women there.  Out of the people I knew well, more are still together with people they started dating then than not.
 
2019-04-14 09:22:12 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: FormlessOne: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: RepoManTSM: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.

I know, he should have beat up an elderly man and picked up an assault charge.

farking right he should have.

It's easy to pick out the adults - they're the ones that realize calling the cops is the right thing to do, while "throwin' down to defend his woman" is what morons & rednecks do on a regular basis to end up on Fark, usually with a Florida tag.

Some of us don't rely on other men to rectify a situation.


Respect.  Don't let these betas try to shame you for protecting the weaker sex.  No matter how elderly and frail he is, when he took those pictures he took a little piece of the boyfriend's honor.  Maybe he'll give some thought to hitting the gym before tries something like that again.
 
2019-04-14 09:33:02 AM  
He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those pesky victims noticing him stuffing the backpack between their legs.
 
2019-04-14 09:49:26 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: FormlessOne: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: RepoManTSM: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.

I know, he should have beat up an elderly man and picked up an assault charge.

farking right he should have.

It's easy to pick out the adults - they're the ones that realize calling the cops is the right thing to do, while "throwin' down to defend his woman" is what morons & rednecks do on a regular basis to end up on Fark, usually with a Florida tag.

Some of us don't rely on other men to rectify a situation.

Other men may continually rectify your situation in jail if you beat up a 72-year-old for skirt peeper when you could have just called the cops.


Not to mention that when the victim is elderly you don't get charged just with assault, it is the more serious aggravated assault.
 
2019-04-14 10:01:05 AM  
In a place dripping with technology, the fact that he couldn't wire some kind of tiny camera into a shoe or something is also a good reason to fire him. There's probably bins of old parts he could have for the project and several experienced builders.
 
2019-04-14 10:11:36 AM  

Kevin72: wasn't Central Michigan University in Ypsilanti


Not even close. Central Michigan U is in Mt. Pleasant (roughly the center of the mitten) while Ypsilanti is about 120 miles to the south and east. Both places are a long way away from Carnegie-Mellon.

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2019-04-14 10:12:06 AM  

lack of warmth: davidphogan: I totally misread the CMU part of this and thought it was going to be worse somehow.

I figured about right, just a different CMU, Central Michigan University.  Oh wait, that is tremendously worse.  Central Michigan isn't known for having hot students.


You apparently haven't been to CMU in a long time.

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Not exactly uggos. None of them are really my type, mind you, but they're also not outside the realm of what most people might consider "hot".
 
2019-04-14 10:19:41 AM  
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2019-04-14 10:30:24 AM  

My Sober Alt: I may have a degree from this school and let me tell you, it's hard difficult to meet women there.  I don't want to say anything bad about the surrounding schools, but I will say that all the girls at CMU (all 10 of them) thought I wasn't worth dating...more than 2 semesters anyway.

That's probably my fault.

The really sad thing is this guy wouldn't be the worst person I met at CMU.


All 10 of them? When was this, in the 1940s?
 
2019-04-14 10:51:32 AM  

knbwhite: Probably the thrill of seeing the panties of someone he was standing right next to! Might be some sexy panties hidden under a very basic / boring skirt! Maybe some don't have any panties on at all!

I don't get it either but it makes a little more sense than the toilet cams.


No shiat

for one thing
 
2019-04-14 10:57:46 AM  

DesertCoyote: "Niche nerd panties" is the name of my one-man show based on the music of Laurie Anderson.


I hope you perform Oh Superman in these:
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2019-04-14 11:00:26 AM  

Kevin72: Someone survived 72 years just to be caught videoing up skirts? What's to see? Underwear?

/wasn't Central Michigan University in Ypsilanti


Mount Pleasant.

Eastern Michigan is in Ypsilanti.
 
2019-04-14 11:20:37 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.


Women can be police officers too you know.
 
2019-04-14 12:17:26 PM  

Pincy: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The woman saw a cell phone in the front pocket of the backpack and realized the lens was pointing out.

The woman's boyfriend called the police.


.
He called another man to defend his woman, IOW.

Women can be police officers too you know.


Booya!
 
2019-04-14 01:09:47 PM  

WilderKWight: lack of warmth: davidphogan: I totally misread the CMU part of this and thought it was going to be worse somehow.

I figured about right, just a different CMU, Central Michigan University. Oh wait, that is tremendously worse. Central Michigan isn't known for having hot students.

You apparently haven't been to CMU in a long time.


Wow, you took that seriously, didn't you.
 
2019-04-14 01:10:48 PM  

lindalouwho: My Sober Alt: I may have a degree from this school and let me tell you, it's hard difficult to meet women there.  I don't want to say anything bad about the surrounding schools, but I will say that all the girls at CMU (all 10 of them) thought I wasn't worth dating...more than 2 semesters anyway.

That's probably my fault.

The really sad thing is this guy wouldn't be the worst person I met at CMU.

All 10 of them? When was this, in the 1940s?


He probably just mean the 10 without full-on armpit goatees.
 
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