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(CNN)   The Night King and Viserion have breached the Wall. Bran's absence is a stark reminder of ill omens. Tyrion is due the throne as new alliances and betrayals await the heroes & villains. The final six episodes begin now. Game of Thrones, 8 PM ET on HBO   (cnn.com) divider line
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2019-04-13 08:14:12 PM  
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Nymeria : Wight
Missaendei: alive
Delores Ed: Wight
Darrio: I don't think we see him again; so Alive
Euron: Dead.
Beric : dead
Gendry: Alive( also I think Gendry is Cersei and Robert's kid. But Cersei said he died and sent him away. Why? She felt he would come between her and Jamie and if she and Jamie had kids they couldn't take the crown with him alive)
Greyworm: Dead/Wight
Qyburn: dead
Tormund: dead/wight
Podric: alive
Bronn: Alive
Davos: Alive
Brienne: Dead/Wight
Varys dead
Baby Sam: Alive
Gilly: Alive Sam: Alive
Mountain: Dead again
Hound: Dead
Jorah: dead/wight
Melissandre : Dead
Theon: lives
Yara :Lives
Dany: lives
Tyrion: dies
Jamie: Dies
Cersei: dies
Bran: Dies
Arya: Dies
Sansa: Lives
Jon: Lives
bonus 
1. yes
2. it's a team effort but Jon gets the killing blow.
3,No One
 
2019-04-13 08:14:43 PM  
Since HBO (and some other stuff) is free on Comcast this week I'm all caught up.

Man, that mission beyond the wall ended up being a total bust. Dany lost one of her dragons (not sure what the Night King's plan was if that hadn't happened) all for nothing. Did they really think Cersei was going to be reasonable and NOT stab them in the back? For all his reputation as a master negotiator season 7 spent most of its time making Tyrion look like an idiot.

And all the drama between Arya and Sansa seemed super manufactured. I don't feel like Arya ever would have wanted to be the Lady of Winterfell. That and it seemed to get resolved by a bunch of conversations we never saw.
 
2019-04-13 08:15:59 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Tormund: dead/wight


Tormund better not die before he gets a chance to see Brienne again.
 
2019-04-13 08:20:48 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Gendry: Alive( also I think Gendry is Cersei and Robert's kid. But Cersei said he died and sent him away. Why? She felt he would come between her and Jamie and if she and Jamie had kids they couldn't take the crown with him alive)


That's not what the old gypsy woman said.
 
2019-04-13 08:37:48 PM  

fusillade762: Since HBO (and some other stuff) is free on Comcast this week I'm all caught up.

Man, that mission beyond the wall ended up being a total bust. Dany lost one of her dragons (not sure what the Night King's plan was if that hadn't happened) all for nothing. Did they really think Cersei was going to be reasonable and NOT stab them in the back? For all his reputation as a master negotiator season 7 spent most of its time making Tyrion look like an idiot.

And all the drama between Arya and Sansa seemed super manufactured. I don't feel like Arya ever would have wanted to be the Lady of Winterfell. That and it seemed to get resolved by a bunch of conversations we never saw.


they filmed the conversation both girls had with Bran but decided not to use it to make the reveal more dramatic.
 
2019-04-13 08:43:42 PM  

CipollinaFan: Hobodeluxe: Gendry: Alive( also I think Gendry is Cersei and Robert's kid. But Cersei said he died and sent him away. Why? She felt he would come between her and Jamie and if she and Jamie had kids they couldn't take the crown with him alive)

That's not what the old gypsy woman said.


maybe Cersei never considered that one her child. Prophecies are tricky things. We do know she had one unless she was lying to Kat about it.
 
2019-04-13 08:47:42 PM  
The God of tits & wine better live through this.
 
2019-04-13 08:53:39 PM  
I don't think Tyrion will die, but he would be a pretty awesome wight.
 
2019-04-13 08:59:52 PM  
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2019-04-13 09:03:51 PM  

dodecahedron: I don't think Tyrion will die, but he would be a pretty awesome wight.


so would Varys.
 
2019-04-13 09:07:47 PM  
Varys is a merman.
 
2019-04-13 09:25:46 PM  

Pinnacle Point: Varys is a merman.


Ethel?
 
2019-04-13 09:55:10 PM  
Question: The wight they presented to Cersei was crazy fast but the ones that crossed the wall at the end move with typical zombie sedateness. Why the difference?
 
2019-04-13 09:59:07 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [img.fark.net image 699x918]Nymeria : Wight
Missaendei: alive
Delores Ed: Wight
Darrio: I don't think we see him again; so Alive
Euron: Dead.
Beric : dead
Gendry: Alive( also I think Gendry is Cersei and Robert's kid. But Cersei said he died and sent him away. Why? She felt he would come between her and Jamie and if she and Jamie had kids they couldn't take the crown with him alive)
Greyworm: Dead/Wight
Qyburn: dead
Tormund: dead/wight
Podric: alive
Bronn: Alive
Davos: Alive
Brienne: Dead/Wight
Varys dead
Baby Sam: Alive
Gilly: Alive Sam: Alive
Mountain: Dead again
Hound: Dead
Jorah: dead/wight
Melissandre : Dead
Theon: lives
Yara :Lives
Dany: lives
Tyrion: dies
Jamie: Dies
Cersei: dies
Bran: Dies
Arya: Dies
Sansa: Lives
Jon: Lives
bonus 
1. yes
2. it's a team effort but Jon gets the killing blow.
3,No One


Point out to them that the only potential White Walker is Dany's potential child. All the rest are potential wights. See how many points that earns you.
 
2019-04-13 11:01:43 PM  

fusillade762: Question: The wight they presented to Cersei was crazy fast but the ones that crossed the wall at the end move with typical zombie sedateness. Why the difference?



solar energy. or bad, convenient tv writing.
or both.
 
2019-04-13 11:35:30 PM  

elvisaintdead: fusillade762: Question: The wight they presented to Cersei was crazy fast but the ones that crossed the wall at the end move with typical zombie sedateness. Why the difference?


solar energy. or bad, convenient tv writing.
or both.


Their joints are frozen up north so they move slow. When it is taken south, they can move normally/super fast.

/Also a wizard did it.
 
2019-04-13 11:39:14 PM  

fusillade762: Question: The wight they presented to Cersei was crazy fast but the ones that crossed the wall at the end move with typical zombie sedateness. Why the difference?


The wight has watched every season of GOT and was super-motivated to kill Cersei
 
2019-04-14 01:19:59 AM  

naughtyrev: Hobodeluxe: [img.fark.net image 699x918]Nymeria : Wight
Missaendei: alive
Delores Ed: Wight
Darrio: I don't think we see him again; so Alive
Euron: Dead.
Beric : dead
Gendry: Alive( also I think Gendry is Cersei and Robert's kid. But Cersei said he died and sent him away. Why? She felt he would come between her and Jamie and if she and Jamie had kids they couldn't take the crown with him alive)
Greyworm: Dead/Wight
Qyburn: dead
Tormund: dead/wight
Podric: alive
Bronn: Alive
Davos: Alive
Brienne: Dead/Wight
Varys dead
Baby Sam: Alive
Gilly: Alive Sam: Alive
Mountain: Dead again
Hound: Dead
Jorah: dead/wight
Melissandre : Dead
Theon: lives
Yara :Lives
Dany: lives
Tyrion: dies
Jamie: Dies
Cersei: dies
Bran: Dies
Arya: Dies
Sansa: Lives
Jon: Lives
bonus 
1. yes
2. it's a team effort but Jon gets the killing blow.
3,No One

Point out to them that the only potential White Walker is Dany's potential child. All the rest are potential wights. See how many points that earns you.


baby Sam could be too maybe. not sure what the expiration date on infants is.
 
2019-04-14 05:02:15 AM  
Cersei dies by being frozen solid then shattered apart into a thousand pieces
Winterfell is a haven because of an agreement last Winter between the Night King and the Starks
 
2019-04-14 05:28:26 AM  
Dany dies is resurrected as the night queen.
 
2019-04-14 05:36:48 AM  
Sam dies saving Gilly and the baby. She becomes the new storyteller
 
2019-04-14 06:05:08 AM  
Theon dies and is resurrected by the Night King who attaches an icicle to his crotch. He then ends up raping Euron on the Iron throne with his ice penis. Camera zooms in to Eurons face before fading to black. The end.
 
2019-04-14 06:40:07 AM  
The Night King buses all the white walkers to a sanctuary city in the South. Dany refuses to unleash the dragons on him because 2/3 of Dragonstone would never vote for it.
 
2019-04-14 08:34:12 AM  
Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

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Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?
 
2019-04-14 09:54:35 AM  

gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

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Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?


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2019-04-14 12:26:26 PM  

gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

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Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?


Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.
 
2019-04-14 12:53:26 PM  

fusillade762: Question: The wight they presented to Cersei was crazy fast but the ones that crossed the wall at the end move with typical zombie sedateness. Why the difference?


The Hound shook the box before carrying the wight out of the Dragonpit, alá shaking the branch attached to a bee hive
 
2019-04-14 01:10:01 PM  

Polish Hussar: gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?

Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.


Hmm. That makes sense I guess.
 
2019-04-14 01:11:27 PM  

gopher321: Polish Hussar: gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?

Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.

Hmm. That makes sense I guess.


Wait, hang on...so they swiped those from Hardhome in the off chance they'd need to drag a dead dragon out of a lake? Wtf?

/ok, i'm reading too much into this.
//artistic licence etc etc
 
2019-04-14 01:19:24 PM  

gopher321: gopher321: Polish Hussar: gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?

Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.

Hmm. That makes sense I guess.

Wait, hang on...so they swiped those from Hardhome in the off chance they'd need to drag a dead dragon out of a lake? Wtf?

/ok, i'm reading too much into this.
//artistic licence etc etc


The amount of time between when the dragon went through the ice and when they pulled it out was never really clear, so I just handwave it as it was long enough for the Night King to send wights back to Hardhome and come back with the chains.
 
2019-04-14 02:13:40 PM  

CipollinaFan: elvisaintdead: fusillade762: Question: The wight they presented to Cersei was crazy fast but the ones that crossed the wall at the end move with typical zombie sedateness. Why the difference?


Their joints are frozen up north so they move slow. When it is taken south, they can move normally/super fast.

/Also a wizard did it.


so what I said -
solar energy. or bad, convenient tv writing.
or both.
 
2019-04-14 02:22:42 PM  

Polish Hussar: gopher321: gopher321: Polish Hussar: gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?

Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.

Hmm. That makes sense I guess.

Wait, hang on...so they swiped those from Hardhome in the off chance they'd need to drag a dead dragon out of a lake? Wtf?

/ok, i'm reading too much into this.
//artistic licence etc etc

The amount of time between when the dragon went through the ice and when they pulled it out was never really clear, so I just handwave it as it was long enough for the Night King to send wights back to Hardhome and come back with the chains.


The truly difficult thing to explain is why the Night King threw a javelin at a flying dragon, instead of the one on the ground right in front of him, which would also have allowed him to kill everyone on the ground.  He must need them alive to do more stupid things to help him out, like when they brought him a dragon
 
2019-04-14 02:24:32 PM  
Is this the thread where I register my displeasure with the time that Jon Snow played the Night King's rib cage like a xylophone and struck the same rib twice in succession but produced two different notes? Because after waiting two years for the final season that's what I aim to do.
 
2019-04-14 03:17:45 PM  
I keep seeing Gendry riding Raeghal with a flaming sword in hand, but that's too awesome to happen.
 
2019-04-14 03:53:53 PM  

gopher321: gopher321: Polish Hussar: gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?

Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.

Hmm. That makes sense I guess.

Wait, hang on...so they swiped those from Hardhome in the off chance they'd need to drag a dead dragon out of a lake? Wtf?

/ok, i'm reading too much into this.
//artistic licence etc etc


I think that's part of why people claim Bran and the Night King are the same person. That whole sequence was perfectly timed for NK to snag the dragon. People theorize it's because the NK/Bran can see through time; others argue that it was just sloppy and rushed writing
 
2019-04-14 03:58:04 PM  

Polish Hussar: gopher321: gopher321: Polish Hussar: gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?

Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.

Hmm. That makes sense I guess.

Wait, hang on...so they swiped those from Hardhome in the off chance they'd need to drag a dead dragon out of a lake? Wtf?

/ok, i'm reading too much into this.
//artistic licence etc etc

The amount of time between when the dragon went through the ice and when they pulled it out was never really clear, so I just handwave it as it was long enough for the Night King to send wights back to Hardhome and come back with the chains.


hi! Will you be watching GoT or the SCP tonight?  Tits And Dragons for me!

/SO is loading his laptop with games so he's entertained the next six Sunday evenings
//can't wait for Gendry/Arya and Tyrion/Sansa reunion
///For The Throne
 
2019-04-14 04:00:20 PM  

aevorea: Polish Hussar: gopher321: gopher321: Polish Hussar: gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?

Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.

Hmm. That makes sense I guess.

Wait, hang on...so they swiped those from Hardhome in the off chance they'd need to drag a dead dragon out of a lake? Wtf?

/ok, i'm reading too much into this.
//artistic licence etc etc

The amount of time between when the dragon went through the ice and when they pulled it out was never really clear, so I just handwave it as it was long enough for the Night King to send wights back to Hardhome and come back with the chains.

hi! Will you be watching GoT or the SCP tonight?  Tits And Dragons for me!

/SO is loading his laptop with games so he's entertained the next six Sunday evenings
//can't wait for Gendry/Arya and Tyrion/Sansa reunion
///For The Throne


Tits and Dragons for me as well.  But turn on the NHL Network, USA Women are playing Finland in overtime in the IIHF Worlds gold medal game right now.
 
2019-04-14 04:31:57 PM  
Hello fellow GOT Farkers! I've missed these threads ever so much. 2 years of waiting and I dunno about you guys but...

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2019-04-14 04:36:21 PM  
Btw, isn't it on at 9 Eastern?
 
2019-04-14 04:45:07 PM  

Naido: Btw, isn't it on at 9 Eastern?


Yes. Maybe HBO is airing a recap episode at 8?

But Season 8 definitely starts at 9PM eastern

/4 hours 45 minutes
//my body is ready
///I hope Bran dies; he's way too OP
 
2019-04-14 04:49:01 PM  

aevorea: Naido: Btw, isn't it on at 9 Eastern?

Yes. Maybe HBO is airing a recap episode at 8?

But Season 8 definitely starts at 9PM eastern

/4 hours 45 minutes
//my body is ready
///I hope Bran dies; he's way too OP


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2019-04-14 05:07:22 PM  

Calypsocookie: Hello fellow GOT Farkers! I've missed these threads ever so much. 2 years of waiting and I dunno about you guys but...

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It's good to be reunited.

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How have you been?  I don't think I've seen you in the Stanley Cup playoff threads yet this year.
 
2019-04-14 06:47:43 PM  

Naido: Btw, isn't it on at 9 Eastern?


This.
I just did a panic check. Headline is wrong.

/to the Farkback machine
 
2019-04-14 06:48:25 PM  
Suppose I should have just scrolled down one more comment...
 
2019-04-14 06:54:54 PM  

Naido: Polish Hussar: gopher321: gopher321: Polish Hussar: gopher321: Hey, did we ever get an answer on where the NK got those Viserion chains?

[img.fark.net image 300x168]

Chains R Us? Gendry doing some freelance smithing?

Most common theory I've seen is that it was anchor chain from Hardhome.

Hmm. That makes sense I guess.

Wait, hang on...so they swiped those from Hardhome in the off chance they'd need to drag a dead dragon out of a lake? Wtf?

/ok, i'm reading too much into this.
//artistic licence etc etc

The amount of time between when the dragon went through the ice and when they pulled it out was never really clear, so I just handwave it as it was long enough for the Night King to send wights back to Hardhome and come back with the chains.

The truly difficult thing to explain is why the Night King threw a javelin at a flying dragon, instead of the one on the ground right in front of him, which would also have allowed him to kill everyone on the ground.  He must need them alive to do more stupid things to help him out, like when they brought him a dragon


I'm still wondering what his plan was if a dragon hadn't been dropped into his lap.

Seriously, that mission beyond the wall backfired in a SPECTACULAR fashion.
 
2019-04-14 06:55:41 PM  

Polish Hussar: It's good to be reunited.


It got real dusty near my TV quite a few times while catching up this week.
 
2019-04-14 07:01:38 PM  
Stannis isn't dead.
 
2019-04-14 07:02:17 PM  
Just a head's up: DirecTV already leaked the first episode early:
https://www.thisisinsider.com/game-of​-​thrones-season-8-premiere-leaked-early​-directv-now-2019-4

So be cautious of spoilers.  And if you have seen the episode early, don't be a dick.
 
2019-04-14 07:06:13 PM  
Masters, Stanley Cup Playoffs, Game of Thrones premiere? This should've been a national holiday!

Also, in before inattentive "lol plot hole" people
 
2019-04-14 07:07:01 PM  
Hot Pie ends up on the Iron Throne. YHIHF
 
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