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(The Scottish Sun)   KFC are *attempting* to bring sexy back   ( divider line
    More: Facepalm, The Sun, News of the World, Newspaper, The Times, News Corporation, News International, new sexy Colonel Sanders, Sun Online news team  
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2285 clicks; posted to Business » on 13 Apr 2019 at 8:09 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-04-13 07:35:09 PM  
We speak Murican round here, not Aussielander

KFC IS, not KFC are
2019-04-13 08:10:10 PM  
Legs and breasts.
2019-04-13 08:18:04 PM  
Looks like the Trivago guy.
2019-04-13 08:21:05 PM  
I think it's brilliant.
2019-04-13 08:22:01 PM  
I'm waiting for McDonald's to sex up Ronald:

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2019-04-13 08:23:39 PM  
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You gonna get robbled.

2019-04-13 08:24:05 PM  
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2019-04-13 08:24:30 PM  
He is the most interesting man in greasy fast food chicken.
2019-04-13 08:24:59 PM  

johnryan51: Looks like the Trivago guy.

The Trivago guy got arrested Wednesday for being passed out in a moving lane lf traffic, somehow with his foot holding down the brake.
Yep, failed the sobriety test. Too bad he didn't know how to book a hotel room instead.
2019-04-13 08:40:47 PM  
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2019-04-13 08:48:48 PM  
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2019-04-13 08:49:59 PM  
I'm never going to buy/not buy fast food fried chicken based on a mascot, but this?? Good lord, WHY?  Is a mascot THAT important to sales?

Can't wait for "Instagram Wendy"
2019-04-13 08:53:15 PM  
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this is a chicken orgasm in your mouth!

That's really not a selling point.
2019-04-13 08:54:33 PM Full Size

Hi.  I'm Popeye.  Buy some a my f*ckin' chicken.
2019-04-13 09:01:19 PM  

no1curr: I'm waiting for McDonald's to sex up Ronald:

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Japanese Ronald McDonald.
Youtube aQ0X1I91SMU
2019-04-13 09:03:23 PM  
Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders for KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken HD
Youtube VJkkfW-YbDk

Norm is the real colonel.
2019-04-13 09:08:16 PM  
Waterboy - Medulla Oblongata
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2019-04-13 09:19:15 PM  
Is he supposed to look like a tool?
2019-04-13 09:20:01 PM  
Hey there.  I'm the Colonel, gurl.  Get some of my hot cock down your gullet.  That is to say, some of my fried chicken.  And for fifty cents more, a biscuit and some of my special gravy.

Kfarkan't F*cking Cook.
2019-04-13 09:31:35 PM  
...and just like that, the city of Louisville, Kentucky now has an endless supply of energy if they can harness the power of the real Colonel Sanders rolling in his grave.
2019-04-13 09:56:21 PM  
This is why Jesus isn't coming back.
2019-04-13 09:59:34 PM  
He looks like a hipster.
2019-04-13 10:05:17 PM  
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2019-04-13 10:21:03 PM  
Holy fark that computer generated thing is creepy.
2019-04-13 11:08:42 PM  
Man Chris Hemsworth became desperate after ending his career as thor
2019-04-14 12:23:04 AM  
I'm too crunchy for my shirt...too hurts...

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2019-04-14 12:45:56 AM  
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2019-04-14 12:49:55 AM  
If chicken had a first name it would be C-O-L-O-N-E-L.
His beard once scaled Mt Everest by itself.
Santa remarked that Colonel Sanders was a suitable replacement if he ever wanted the job.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
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2019-04-14 12:53:58 AM  
You Have No Honor - General Martok on Quantum Leap
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K'Tinga Fried Chicken

It is a good day to fry!
2019-04-14 01:22:11 AM  
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The hard way always wins!
2019-04-14 10:39:21 AM  

no1curr: I'm waiting for McDonald's to sex up Ronald:

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Q: How can you spot Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
A: He has sesame seeds on his buns
2019-04-14 05:42:54 PM  
Rehire those gals who got fired for bathing in the KFC restaurant sink.

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