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(Fox News)   Add golfing while black to the list of things you can't do, thanks to Security Guard Greg   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2019-04-13 05:04:56 PM  
Tiger is black?
 
2019-04-13 05:08:35 PM  

MythDragon: Tiger is black?


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2019-04-13 05:09:00 PM  
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2019-04-13 05:09:18 PM  

MythDragon: Tiger is black?


Panther is black.
 
2019-04-13 05:09:37 PM  
Tiger doesn't consider himself black.
 
2019-04-13 05:11:04 PM  
"It could have been a major bogey for Tiger Woods"

Uhhh or rather the Masters, the golf course, and their security force? Because I seriously fail to see how this particular scenario would have reflected poorly on Tiger himself in any way, shape, or form, but I supposed Fox News gotta Fox News.
 
2019-04-13 05:11:25 PM  
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2019-04-13 05:15:55 PM  
That security guard will never make a cop. He didn't shoot Tiger.
 
2019-04-13 05:16:23 PM  
I would have guessed snow skiing.
 
2019-04-13 05:18:13 PM  

luckyeddie: That security guard will never make a cop. He didn't shoot Tiger.


Tiger is an endangered species.
 
2019-04-13 05:21:52 PM  
As an LSD enthusiast I can't blame the tripping, but golf is just wrong.
 
2019-04-13 05:27:39 PM  
obviously he's not a golfer
 
2019-04-13 05:28:14 PM  

luckyeddie: That security guard will never make a cop. He didn't shoot Tiger.


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2019-04-13 05:32:33 PM  
"Impacting one of his footing..."

Somebody got paid to write, paid to edit, paid to post.

That's just wrong.
 
2019-04-13 05:37:20 PM  
Guard slipped on wet grass..  quit fanning  the flame.  Shait happens.
 
2019-04-13 05:37:51 PM  
I saw it live and it was farking hilarious. There is no way that security guy keeps his job, he straight up checked Tiger on the hill.
 
2019-04-13 05:40:20 PM  
Sweep the leg, Mr. Lawrence.
 
2019-04-13 05:48:12 PM  

OlderGuy: Guard slipped on wet grass..  quit fanning  the flame.  Shait happens.


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2019-04-13 05:48:47 PM  

MythDragon: Tiger is black?


I don't know why I remember this but I remember him calling himself "caublinasian" on Oprah to describe his mixed race: caucasian, black, indian and asian.
 
2019-04-13 05:49:49 PM  

TheReject: I saw it live and it was farking hilarious. There is no way that security guy keeps his job, he straight up checked Tiger on the hill.

Of course it's on YouTube by now.  Thanks for the reminder, TheReject.
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2019-04-13 05:49:56 PM  
And for decades you couldn't even enter if you were Jewish, or black of course.
 
2019-04-13 05:50:26 PM  
That's a FARKED up headline subby!
 
2019-04-13 05:50:32 PM  
Been funny if Tiger had gone to town on the dude, just flipped out and took a chipping wedge and chipped the dudes head onto the driving range, where it got run over by the armored ball picker upper guy.  Then Tiger could say "I'm sorry, but you startled me."
 
2019-04-13 05:55:17 PM  

saddestmanonearth: TheReject: I saw it live and it was farking hilarious. There is no way that security guy keeps his job, he straight up checked Tiger on the hill.
Of course it's on YouTube by now.  Thanks for the reminder, TheReject.
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Ump says he's safe.  It's a clean slide.
 
2019-04-13 05:56:18 PM  

OlderGuy: Guard slipped on wet grass..  quit fanning  the flame.  Shait happens.


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2019-04-13 05:56:25 PM  
It was an accident but will be an excise for Tiger to lose and underperform for a while - again
 
2019-04-13 05:56:30 PM  
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2019-04-13 06:01:01 PM  

Bslim: Tiger doesn't consider himself black.


Unfortunately, a large part of race is the experience of being "raced." And that is not something a person usually get gets to control. Unless you've got a lot of money, perhaps.
 
2019-04-13 06:01:14 PM  

almejita: Been funny if Tiger had gone to town on the dude, just flipped out and took a chipping wedge and chipped the dudes head onto the driving range, where it got run over by the armored ball picker upper guy.  Then Tiger could say "I'm sorry, but you startled me."


"I feared for my life."
 
2019-04-13 06:05:01 PM  
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2019-04-13 06:06:09 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's been on the list of many country clubs for a looooooong time.
 
2019-04-13 06:06:37 PM  

Muso: OlderGuy: Guard slipped on wet grass..  quit fanning  the flame.  Shait happens.

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Since racism is about structural social parameters rather than individual actions, I'd say your own 'virtue signaling' missed the point.
 
2019-04-13 06:14:55 PM  

TheReject: I saw it live and it was farking hilarious. There is no way that security guy keeps his job, he straight up checked Tiger on the hill.


It was an accident. He will most likely keep his job.
 
2019-04-13 06:17:29 PM  

Mock26: TheReject: I saw it live and it was farking hilarious. There is no way that security guy keeps his job, he straight up checked Tiger on the hill.

It was an accident. He will most likely keep his job.


Yes. And he'll enjoy working security at the Flea market for the rest of his career.
 
2019-04-13 06:18:05 PM  

OlderGuy: Guard slipped on wet grass..  quit fanning  the flame.  Shait happens.


He didn't even touch him. Tiger is a drama queen.
 
2019-04-13 06:25:16 PM  
I wouldn't call this holding while black. That would be if a security guard or member tried to kick another member or paying customer off the course because they are black and "shouldn't be here."

This was a guy messing up his job. His job is to protect the players from the audience. The crowd pushed and he slipped, knocking down and injuring of the players he is paid to protect. Fortunately, it was a minor injury.
 
2019-04-13 06:27:36 PM  
If this was grass diving they would have brought a casket for both guys.

Unikitty: OlderGuy: Guard slipped on wet grass..  quit fanning  the flame.  Shait happens.

He didn't even touch him. Tiger is a drama queen.


Oh wow! Now I know what the written version is of watching somebody on a reality TV show say they hate drama.
 
2019-04-13 06:28:34 PM  

bratface: That's a FARKED up headline subby!


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2019-04-13 06:30:45 PM  

Somacandra: Bslim: Tiger doesn't consider himself black.

Unfortunately, a large part of race is the experience of being "raced." And that is not something a person usually get gets to control. Unless you've got a lot of money, perhaps.


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2019-04-13 06:43:01 PM  

WoodyHayes: If this was grass diving they would have brought a casket for both guys.

Unikitty: OlderGuy: Guard slipped on wet grass..  quit fanning  the flame.  Shait happens.

He didn't even touch him. Tiger is a drama queen.

Oh wow! Now I know what the written version is of watching somebody on a reality TV show say they hate drama.


Welp, those are words.
 
2019-04-13 06:51:48 PM  
Meanwhile, some hockey dude gets hit in the jaw with a 90mph hockey puck and loses several teeth yet comes back to keep playing.  Tiger would be out an entire year if that happened to him, and the guy who slap shot the hockey put at him while golfing would be arrested.
 
2019-04-13 06:56:14 PM  

Watubi: Meanwhile, some hockey dude gets hit in the jaw with a 90mph hockey puck and loses several teeth yet comes back to keep playing.  Tiger would be out an entire year if that happened to him, and the guy who slap shot the hockey put at him while golfing would be arrested.


Waut till you see what happens during a boxing match
 
2019-04-13 07:03:44 PM  
Rusty Wallace ran over my foot with a golf cart at TMS back in the late nineties. Good thing it was a Lite cart
 
2019-04-13 07:04:40 PM  

caffeine_addict: It was an accident but will be an excise for Tiger to lose and underperform for a while - again


He's two shots off the lead going into tomorrow.

How's that lack of "scoreboard, look up at it" working out for ya?
 
2019-04-13 07:04:42 PM  
I thought golfing was the original thing on that list.
 
2019-04-13 07:06:59 PM  

gar1013: bratface: That's a FARKED up headline subby!

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2019-04-13 07:09:30 PM  

Watubi: Meanwhile, some hockey dude gets hit in the jaw with a 90mph hockey puck and loses several teeth yet comes back to keep playing.  Tiger would be out an entire year if that happened to him, and the guy who slap shot the hockey put at him while golfing would be arrested.


Did your uncle ever set the world record for the mile in his age group? He was closing in on a century perhaps IIRC?

I remember a thread from a year ago, about some old dude doing ultramarathons or something like that where it came up.
 
2019-04-13 07:15:16 PM  

Watubi: Meanwhile, some hockey dude gets hit in the jaw with a 90mph hockey puck and loses several teeth yet comes back to keep playing.  Tiger would be out an entire year if that happened to him, and the guy who slap shot the hockey put at him while golfing would be arrested.


Yes... I'm going to go out on a limb here and say if you take a hockey puck and stick to a golf course and slapshot it at a golfer you will be arrested.

Unless Bob Barker is there, then you'll probably just get your ass kicked.
 
2019-04-13 07:19:01 PM  

SirEattonHogg: luckyeddie: That security guard will never make a cop. He didn't shoot Tiger.

Tiger is an endangered species.


Yeah, but he shot eagles.
 
2019-04-13 07:22:24 PM  

Watubi: Meanwhile, some hockey dude gets hit in the jaw with a 90mph hockey puck and loses several teeth yet comes back to keep playing.  Tiger would be out an entire year if that happened to him, and the guy who slap shot the hockey put at him while golfing would be arrested.


Um, I'm very sure a hockey player taking a slapshot to his unprotected face will also be out for the rest of the season.  He would've lost more than a few teeth too.  It takes time to put a jaw back together.  Goalie on the other hand, expect that to happen every game, shake it off, play on.

OlderGuy: Guard slipped on wet grass..  quit fanning  the flame.  Shait happens.


If only there was some kind of shoe that makes slipping on wet grass less treacherous when at the golf course.  Stylish, yet keeps feet sticking to the turf.

some_beer_drinker: obviously he's not a golfer


Nope, he's a base runner, and Tiger just got the force out at second.
 
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