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(NHL)   With last night's four games worth of clownshoes, handbags, and one suspendable crushing into the boundary, we all could use a break to recover. You have until 3 PM ET to do so and then it will all start up again. Other games at 6, 8, and 10:30 PM. Do be quiet, Pierre   (nhl.com) divider line
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2019-04-13 09:47:25 AM  
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2019-04-13 09:48:07 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.      Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Shut Up, Milbury.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Random Pretty Girls.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Sharks in 6.
20.   Damn early/late starts.
21.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
22.   Mastodon.
23.   "The play is under review."
24.   Reviewatorium.gif
25.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
26.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
27.   Pics of Dinner.
28.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
29.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
30.   Handbags.
31.   Glass Pounders.
32.   {Team} because {Player}
33.   Mocking Canadians.
34.   Mocking Americans.
35.   Fark Cancer.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Don Cherry's Suits.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2019-04-13 09:57:53 AM  
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2019-04-13 10:00:19 AM  
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2019-04-13 10:00:48 AM  
Go
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!!
 
2019-04-13 10:10:01 AM  
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 
2019-04-13 10:29:48 AM  
Go Bruins! Be not worse than Thursday!
 
2019-04-13 10:57:26 AM  
I want all the series to get tied up today. We need game 7s.
 
2019-04-13 11:03:49 AM  
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2019-04-13 11:18:21 AM  
Are we folding in NCAA D1 national championship in this thread?

Go UMD!

/Fark Amherst
 
2019-04-13 11:34:19 AM  

soopey: Are we folding in NCAA D1 national championship in this thread?

Go UMD!

/Fark Amherst


Sure why not..

Canadian women lose to the home Fins, will be in the bronze game. Americans and Russians semi goes at 1ET
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Still no word on Kucherov.  Backes is in for the Bruins, so expect a chippy affair.
 
6 days ago  

sno man: soopey: Are we folding in NCAA D1 national championship in this thread?

Go UMD!

/Fark Amherst

Sure why not..

Canadian women lose to the home Fins,


Carl Brewer would be proud.
 
6 days ago  

Flappyhead: sno man: soopey: Are we folding in NCAA D1 national championship in this thread?

Go UMD!

/Fark Amherst

Sure why not..

Canadian women lose to the home Fins,

Carl Brewer would be proud.


Out of curiosity I just checked his Wiki.  It, like the man, is woefully underappreciated.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_​B​rewer_(ice_hockey)
 
6 days ago  

Flappyhead: Still no word on Kucherov.  Backes is in for the Bruins, so expect a chippy affair.


1 game: https://www.nhl.com/news/nikita-kuche​r​ov-suspended-one-game-for-lightning-vs​-blue-jackets/c-306726328?tid=30618690​8

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6 days ago  

sno man: Flappyhead: Still no word on Kucherov.  Backes is in for the Bruins, so expect a chippy affair.

1 game: https://www.nhl.com/news/nikita-kucher​ov-suspended-one-game-for-lightning-vs​-blue-jackets/c-306726328?tid=30618690​8

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Of course.  I hope Columbus stomps the Lightning into the ground.
 
6 days ago  

sno man: 1 game: https://www.nhl.com/news/nikita-kucher​ov-suspended-one-game-for-lightning-vs​-blue-jackets/c-306726328?tid=30618690​8


Wow, I see the NHL both had a stern word AND shook its little fist at him!
 
6 days ago  

sno man: soopey: Are we folding in NCAA D1 national championship in this thread?

Go UMD!

/Fark Amherst

Sure why not..

Canadian women lose to the home Fins, will be in the bronze game. Americans and Russians semi goes at 1ET


All of the hockey!

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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: sno man: 1 game: https://www.nhl.com/news/nikita-kucher​ov-suspended-one-game-for-lightning-vs​-blue-jackets/c-306726328?tid=30618690​8

Wow, I see the NHL both had a stern word AND shook its little fist at him!


Would now be a good time to bring up the Domi suspension for elbowing Neidermeiyer?
 
6 days ago  

Flappyhead: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: sno man: 1 game: https://www.nhl.com/news/nikita-kucher​ov-suspended-one-game-for-lightning-vs​-blue-jackets/c-306726328?tid=30618690​8

Wow, I see the NHL both had a stern word AND shook its little fist at him!

Would now be a good time to bring up the Domi suspension for elbowing Neidermeiyer?


Or, 32 goal scorer Kadri getting three last year for basically the same hit?... That's a pretty good suspension discount for being this year's top points guy (with just 9 more goals).
 
6 days ago  
Here is the Kucherov scene; Markus was completely defenseless and and a vulnerable position and Kuch's actions were entirely deliberate. I can't believe he only got one game for it.

Kucherov trips Nutivaara and boards him while he's still on his knees, ECQF Game 2
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6 days ago  
Anyone have any idea why the Bruins/Aegle marmelos game is starting at 8:00 et instead of 7:00?
 
6 days ago  
Go Hockey!

I have no dog in today's fights, but I'm going to root for the Leafs simply because I've seen more than a couple threads where sno man was by himself or practically by himself, so he deserves it.
So... Go Leafs!
 
6 days ago  

nyseattitude: Anyone have any idea why the Bruins/Aegle marmelos game is starting at 8:00 et instead of 7:00?


1.) Schedule Guy keeping the overlap to a minimum? (Stars/Preds at 5:30 rather than the 6 start, would be 2.5 hrs apart for all 4 game's starts)
or
2) For MLSE trying to get Jarassic Park and Maple Leaf Square to both happen on the same day with zero overlap? Both use the same fan zone around the Scotiabank Arena, Raptors first playoff game goes at 5:00.
or
3) For shiats and giggles?
 
6 days ago  
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Flappyhead: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: sno man: 1 game: https://www.nhl.com/news/nikita-kucher​ov-suspended-one-game-for-lightning-vs​-blue-jackets/c-306726328?tid=30618690​8

Wow, I see the NHL both had a stern word AND shook its little fist at him!

Would now be a good time to bring up the Domi suspension for elbowing Neidermeiyer?


Um....what year is that from?  :)
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
I have no booze for the first game because I'm at work till 6.

I might just have to lock the door and walk to the gas station for a couple of tall boys.
 
6 days ago  

sno man: nyseattitude: Anyone have any idea why the Bruins/Aegle marmelos game is starting at 8:00 et instead of 7:00?

1.) Schedule Guy keeping the overlap to a minimum? (Stars/Preds at 5:30 rather than the 6 start, would be 2.5 hrs apart for all 4 game's starts)
or
2) For MLSE trying to get Jarassic Park and Maple Leaf Square to both happen on the same day with zero overlap? Both use the same fan zone around the Scotiabank Arena, Raptors first playoff game goes at 5:00.
or
3) For shiats and giggles?


I was thinking/guessing overlap, it just seems odd so I'm going with 3. It's really annoying from my part, the place I'm going to watch the game tonight is a cool local sports bar. The problem is that on Saturday nights at 10 it turns into a mass crowd of 100 tipsy 25-35 year olds dancing and they won't get off my damn lawn.
 
6 days ago  
Fark Cancer. that's all I have to say today
 
6 days ago  
Leafs/Bruins Game 2 - "Fully Completely" by The Tragically Hip

The Tragically Hip "Fully Completely" Leafs vs Bruins Game 2 Hockey Night In Canada Opening
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6 days ago  

Ronin Around: Fark Cancer. that's all I have to say today


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6 days ago  

fatalvenom: I have no booze for the first game because I'm at work till 6.

I might just have to lock the door and walk to the gas station for a couple of tall boys.

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6 days ago  
In a video announcing the suspension, the league said Kucherov's action falls in the category of message-sending because it came in the final minutes of a one-sided game

And so the NHL decided that one message was enough.
 
6 days ago  

nyseattitude: fatalvenom: I have no booze for the first game because I'm at work till 6.

I might just have to lock the door and walk to the gas station for a couple of tall boys.

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Problem solved...

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/the game is on the TV behind me
 
6 days ago  
Ok, time to see how long until Carolina falls behind by 2 goals.
 
6 days ago  
Had to get up several hours early to take care of a project. I'm exhausted due to poor sleep anticipating it so I'm posting now as I am likely to fall asleep any moment.
 
6 days ago  

nyseattitude: Anyone have any idea why the Bruins/Aegle marmelos game is starting at 8:00 et instead of 7:00?


Because fark you, that's why. We went over this last night.
 
6 days ago  
Breaking: During the morning skate the Bruins just gave up the puck in center ice for ANOTHER Leafs breakaway.
 
6 days ago  
Hmm. My body has a clear message for me, and that message is "perhaps wait a couple of hours more before drinking again." So, I apologize in advance for anything horrible I might say while watching playoff hockey sober.
 
6 days ago  

desertgeek: nyseattitude: Anyone have any idea why the Bruins/Aegle marmelos game is starting at 8:00 et instead of 7:00?

Because fark you, that's why. We went over this last night.


Cannot argue with the logic there, that's for sure.
 
6 days ago  
There's too much on TV right now. I've got the hockey game on the TV, auto racing and Fark split screen on my computer, and The Masters streaming on my iPad.
 
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6 days ago  

fatalvenom: nyseattitude: fatalvenom: I have no booze for the first game because I'm at work till 6.

I might just have to lock the door and walk to the gas station for a couple of tall boys.

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Problem solved...

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/the game is on the TV behind me


Nice!

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6 days ago  
"They have the will, they have the sand paper, they're going to have to grind it out."

Is Pierre talking about a hockey team or a machine shop crew?
 
6 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: "They have the will, they have the sand paper, they're going to have to grind it out."

Is Pierre talking about a hockey team or a machine shop crew?


I doubt that he knows.
 
6 days ago  

nyseattitude: Here is the Kucherov scene; Markus was completely defenseless and and a vulnerable position and Kuch's actions were entirely deliberate. I can't believe he only got one game for it.

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That'll buff right out
 
6 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: "They have the will, they have the sand paper, they're going to have to grind it out."

Is Pierre talking about a hockey team or a machine shop crew?


I think he's talking about jackin' it.
 
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