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(NASCAR)   Will Kyle Busch stay dominant? Can Martin Truex finally win a short track race? Hey, is that Jimmie Johnson behind the wheel? NASCAR returns to Virginia's Richmond Raceway for the Toyota Owners 400, 7:30 PM ET on FOX   (nascar.com) divider line
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2019-04-13 10:04:31 AM  
Wait, a race I can actually watch?

Gooooooooooooood.

/I typically work on Sundays
 
2019-04-13 05:11:05 PM  

bluorangefyre: Wait, a race I can actually watch?

Gooooooooooooood.

/I typically work on Sundays


You haven't missed much!  Other than Daytona and last week (maybe Texas was so-so) it's been pretty disappointing racing.

Let's hope for a good one tonight.
 
2019-04-13 06:28:51 PM  

downstairs: bluorangefyre: Wait, a race I can actually watch?

Gooooooooooooood.

/I typically work on Sundays

You haven't missed much!  Other than Daytona and last week (maybe Texas was so-so) it's been pretty disappointing racing.

Let's hope for a good one tonight.


I'll be targeting the authorized targets of #48, #22 and #2.  Anybody going after the #18 answers to my kids, and causes the double secret target to be targeted.
 
2019-04-13 06:38:16 PM  

bluorangefyre: downstairs: bluorangefyre: Wait, a race I can actually watch?

Gooooooooooooood.

/I typically work on Sundays

You haven't missed much!  Other than Daytona and last week (maybe Texas was so-so) it's been pretty disappointing racing.

Let's hope for a good one tonight.

I'll be targeting the authorized targets of #48, #22 and #2.  Anybody going after the #18 answers to my kids, and causes the double secret target to be targeted.


48 is going to the back. Had a "blast from the past" failed inspection. Ha!

22 and 2 can go pound also.

I'd love to see an SHR win. Any of the four will do.
 
2019-04-13 07:12:32 PM  
Well, I just saw this thread, thought the race was on tomorrow.  Hope this is going to be a good race. Short track night racing?  Oh boy.

Oh, and since I cant stand the 18 (and its driver) he can be targeted as secondary, once the 48, 22 and 2 are knocked out.

CLOWNSHOES ENABLED!!!

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2019-04-13 07:19:46 PM  
D-A-M'S RACE PREDICTION

NASCAR will manage to make Richmond boring
 
2019-04-13 07:22:16 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: D-A-M'S RACE PREDICTION

NASCAR will manage to make Richmond boring


Unless they've been putting in overtime seeing how they can make 'Dega a parade.
 
2019-04-13 07:22:26 PM  
I'm on a plane and not in the pilot seat, so this race better entertain me.
 
2019-04-13 07:26:31 PM  
Can this grid walk somehow retire along with DW?
 
2019-04-13 07:29:54 PM  

clear_prop: I'm on a plane and not in the pilot seat, so this race better entertain me.


I'm just impressed that you can watch. Has in-flight wifi gotten that good?
 
2019-04-13 07:30:45 PM  
KyBu's beard looks like mine.  When I was 16.
 
2019-04-13 07:31:18 PM  
Lets hope for a good anthem tonight
 
2019-04-13 07:31:48 PM  

downstairs: KyBu's beard looks like mine.  When I was 16.


Joey's mustache looks like mine did when I was 12
 
2019-04-13 07:31:48 PM  

Fireproof: clear_prop: I'm on a plane and not in the pilot seat, so this race better entertain me.

I'm just impressed that you can watch. Has in-flight wifi gotten that good?


JetBlue has free DirecTV, but their WiFi is also fast enough to stream video.
 
2019-04-13 07:32:12 PM  
This kid doesn't suck. 
I'm surprised.
 
2019-04-13 07:32:48 PM  
Nice bald spot, Kevin.

/hello NASFARK
 
2019-04-13 07:34:20 PM  
She was no Wayne Messmer, but that was good.
 
2019-04-13 07:35:26 PM  
Checking in......I'll take my boys #4 Happy, #14 Itchy and #1 Meds.
 
2019-04-13 07:38:42 PM  
Yee-haw.  Night race.

My team is
Edwards
McMurray
Kahne
Smith

I can't lose.
 
2019-04-13 07:44:18 PM  
Good music choice for the opening montage.
 
2019-04-13 07:46:22 PM  

clear_prop: Fireproof: clear_prop: I'm on a plane and not in the pilot seat, so this race better entertain me.

I'm just impressed that you can watch. Has in-flight wifi gotten that good?

JetBlue has free DirecTV, but their WiFi is also fast enough to stream video.


United does, too. Got to watch playoff hockey on the way home, which was a perk
 
2019-04-13 07:46:36 PM  
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO-oh god i'm already bored
 
2019-04-13 07:47:04 PM  
Is Jamie Little pretty or not?  I can never tell.
 
2019-04-13 07:47:19 PM  
Why are we having a Fat France coke break at lap 40.
 
2019-04-13 07:47:43 PM  

emonk: Is Jamie Little pretty or not?  I can never tell.


WhyNotBoth.jpg
 
2019-04-13 07:48:23 PM  

bluorangefyre: Why are we having a Fat France coke break at lap 40.


Because it farking poured most of last night?
 
2019-04-13 07:50:02 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: emonk: Is Jamie Little pretty or not?  I can never tell.

WhyNotBoth.jpg


It's like, she's no Katie Nolan but she's certainly not hard to look at.  I'm torn.

And sexist, I guess.
 
2019-04-13 07:51:40 PM  

technomuse: bluorangefyre: Why are we having a Fat France coke break at lap 40.

Because it farking poured most of last night?


Don't care, let them race.
 
2019-04-13 07:51:55 PM  

emonk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: emonk: Is Jamie Little pretty or not?  I can never tell.

WhyNotBoth.jpg

It's like, she's no Katie Nolan but she's certainly not hard to look at.  I'm torn.

And sexist, I guess.


Katie Nolan, man! UNF
 
2019-04-13 07:53:51 PM  
I still think they should add in Jr's kid to that commercial.  Make it multi-generational
 
2019-04-13 07:53:53 PM  
The Forces of Evil Dance the Night Away
Youtube Z0cblZVWtB8
 
2019-04-13 07:54:03 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: UNF


Ummm...  Huh?
 
2019-04-13 07:54:48 PM  
I have Hulu Live, and just got a Dale Jr. commercial playing I've Got a Name.  I just fell asleep to The Last American Hero last night.  One of the top five great NASCAR films.
 
2019-04-13 07:55:43 PM  
Go Mike Barefood!
 
2019-04-13 07:55:49 PM  

emonk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: UNF

Ummm...  Huh?


Definition 2
 
2019-04-13 07:55:50 PM  

emonk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: UNF

Ummm...  Huh?


He's rooting for a community college that has a massive campus in the town my forefathers are buried in.
 
2019-04-13 07:57:46 PM  
Really, do we need an idol aimed at the #48 at this point?
 
2019-04-13 07:58:02 PM  
Punt hwsnbn put him out of our misery
 
2019-04-13 07:58:42 PM  

bluorangefyre: Really, do we need an idol aimed at the #48 at this point?


Yes.  He needs to be taken out so he can get to Boston early for the Marathon
 
2019-04-13 07:59:55 PM  

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: Really, do we need an idol aimed at the #48 at this point?

Yes.  He needs to be taken out so he can get to Boston early for the Marathon


Contractual at this point  My OCD requires it still, though.
 
2019-04-13 08:00:01 PM  
My seven-year-old just made the call for Kyle to speed it up.  Anybody wanna object to a child?
 
2019-04-13 08:00:03 PM  

bluorangefyre: Really, do we need an idol aimed at the #48 at this point?


We need excitement!
 
2019-04-13 08:02:53 PM  
Coke break!
 
2019-04-13 08:03:53 PM  
JIm France please end these idiot  nephew contortion cautions
 
2019-04-13 08:05:01 PM  
43 laps under caution? That's quite a few.
 
2019-04-13 08:05:59 PM  

RankStranger: JIm France please end these idiot  nephew contortion cautions


If there is a reason ie: Green race track, Im good with it.  Stage racing, however, needs to go away, permanently.
 
2019-04-13 08:05:59 PM  
I felt vindicated when I learned that my dad hates these Symbicort ads just as much as I do, and also how the new one is almost the same as the old one.
 
2019-04-13 08:07:44 PM  
Y'all.

My child keeps chasing me around the house.  Flossing. And I don't mean caring for his teeth.
 
2019-04-13 08:11:33 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Y'all.

My child keeps chasing me around the house.  Flossing. And I don't mean caring for his teeth.


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2019-04-13 08:13:39 PM  
The 18 car is too damn high!
 
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