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(NASCAR)   Will Kyle Busch stay dominant? Can Martin Truex finally win a short track race? Hey, is that Jimmie Johnson behind the wheel? NASCAR returns to Virginia's Richmond Raceway for the Toyota Owners 400, 7:30 PM ET on FOX   (nascar.com) divider line
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2019-04-13 10:04:31 AM  
Wait, a race I can actually watch?

Gooooooooooooood.

/I typically work on Sundays
 
6 days ago  

bluorangefyre: Wait, a race I can actually watch?

Gooooooooooooood.

/I typically work on Sundays


You haven't missed much!  Other than Daytona and last week (maybe Texas was so-so) it's been pretty disappointing racing.

Let's hope for a good one tonight.
 
6 days ago  

downstairs: bluorangefyre: Wait, a race I can actually watch?

Gooooooooooooood.

/I typically work on Sundays

You haven't missed much!  Other than Daytona and last week (maybe Texas was so-so) it's been pretty disappointing racing.

Let's hope for a good one tonight.


I'll be targeting the authorized targets of #48, #22 and #2.  Anybody going after the #18 answers to my kids, and causes the double secret target to be targeted.
 
6 days ago  

bluorangefyre: downstairs: bluorangefyre: Wait, a race I can actually watch?

Gooooooooooooood.

/I typically work on Sundays

You haven't missed much!  Other than Daytona and last week (maybe Texas was so-so) it's been pretty disappointing racing.

Let's hope for a good one tonight.

I'll be targeting the authorized targets of #48, #22 and #2.  Anybody going after the #18 answers to my kids, and causes the double secret target to be targeted.


48 is going to the back. Had a "blast from the past" failed inspection. Ha!

22 and 2 can go pound also.

I'd love to see an SHR win. Any of the four will do.
 
6 days ago  
Well, I just saw this thread, thought the race was on tomorrow.  Hope this is going to be a good race. Short track night racing?  Oh boy.

Oh, and since I cant stand the 18 (and its driver) he can be targeted as secondary, once the 48, 22 and 2 are knocked out.

CLOWNSHOES ENABLED!!!

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6 days ago  
D-A-M'S RACE PREDICTION

NASCAR will manage to make Richmond boring
 
6 days ago  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: D-A-M'S RACE PREDICTION

NASCAR will manage to make Richmond boring


Unless they've been putting in overtime seeing how they can make 'Dega a parade.
 
6 days ago  
I'm on a plane and not in the pilot seat, so this race better entertain me.
 
6 days ago  
Can this grid walk somehow retire along with DW?
 
6 days ago  

clear_prop: I'm on a plane and not in the pilot seat, so this race better entertain me.


I'm just impressed that you can watch. Has in-flight wifi gotten that good?
 
6 days ago  
KyBu's beard looks like mine.  When I was 16.
 
6 days ago  
Lets hope for a good anthem tonight
 
6 days ago  

downstairs: KyBu's beard looks like mine.  When I was 16.


Joey's mustache looks like mine did when I was 12
 
6 days ago  

Fireproof: clear_prop: I'm on a plane and not in the pilot seat, so this race better entertain me.

I'm just impressed that you can watch. Has in-flight wifi gotten that good?


JetBlue has free DirecTV, but their WiFi is also fast enough to stream video.
 
6 days ago  
This kid doesn't suck. 
I'm surprised.
 
6 days ago  
Nice bald spot, Kevin.

/hello NASFARK
 
6 days ago  
She was no Wayne Messmer, but that was good.
 
6 days ago  
Checking in......I'll take my boys #4 Happy, #14 Itchy and #1 Meds.
 
6 days ago  
Yee-haw.  Night race.

My team is
Edwards
McMurray
Kahne
Smith

I can't lose.
 
6 days ago  
Good music choice for the opening montage.
 
6 days ago  

clear_prop: Fireproof: clear_prop: I'm on a plane and not in the pilot seat, so this race better entertain me.

I'm just impressed that you can watch. Has in-flight wifi gotten that good?

JetBlue has free DirecTV, but their WiFi is also fast enough to stream video.


United does, too. Got to watch playoff hockey on the way home, which was a perk
 
6 days ago  
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO-oh god i'm already bored
 
6 days ago  
Is Jamie Little pretty or not?  I can never tell.
 
6 days ago  
Why are we having a Fat France coke break at lap 40.
 
6 days ago  

emonk: Is Jamie Little pretty or not?  I can never tell.


WhyNotBoth.jpg
 
6 days ago  

bluorangefyre: Why are we having a Fat France coke break at lap 40.


Because it farking poured most of last night?
 
6 days ago  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: emonk: Is Jamie Little pretty or not?  I can never tell.

WhyNotBoth.jpg


It's like, she's no Katie Nolan but she's certainly not hard to look at.  I'm torn.

And sexist, I guess.
 
6 days ago  

technomuse: bluorangefyre: Why are we having a Fat France coke break at lap 40.

Because it farking poured most of last night?


Don't care, let them race.
 
6 days ago  

emonk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: emonk: Is Jamie Little pretty or not?  I can never tell.

WhyNotBoth.jpg

It's like, she's no Katie Nolan but she's certainly not hard to look at.  I'm torn.

And sexist, I guess.


Katie Nolan, man! UNF
 
6 days ago  
I still think they should add in Jr's kid to that commercial.  Make it multi-generational
 
6 days ago  
The Forces of Evil Dance the Night Away
Youtube Z0cblZVWtB8
 
6 days ago  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: UNF


Ummm...  Huh?
 
6 days ago  
I have Hulu Live, and just got a Dale Jr. commercial playing I've Got a Name.  I just fell asleep to The Last American Hero last night.  One of the top five great NASCAR films.
 
6 days ago  
Go Mike Barefood!
 
6 days ago  

emonk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: UNF

Ummm...  Huh?


Definition 2
 
6 days ago  

emonk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: UNF

Ummm...  Huh?


He's rooting for a community college that has a massive campus in the town my forefathers are buried in.
 
6 days ago  
Really, do we need an idol aimed at the #48 at this point?
 
6 days ago  
Punt hwsnbn put him out of our misery
 
6 days ago  

bluorangefyre: Really, do we need an idol aimed at the #48 at this point?


Yes.  He needs to be taken out so he can get to Boston early for the Marathon
 
6 days ago  

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: Really, do we need an idol aimed at the #48 at this point?

Yes.  He needs to be taken out so he can get to Boston early for the Marathon


Contractual at this point  My OCD requires it still, though.
 
6 days ago  
My seven-year-old just made the call for Kyle to speed it up.  Anybody wanna object to a child?
 
6 days ago  

bluorangefyre: Really, do we need an idol aimed at the #48 at this point?


We need excitement!
 
6 days ago  
Coke break!
 
6 days ago  
JIm France please end these idiot  nephew contortion cautions
 
6 days ago  
43 laps under caution? That's quite a few.
 
6 days ago  

RankStranger: JIm France please end these idiot  nephew contortion cautions


If there is a reason ie: Green race track, Im good with it.  Stage racing, however, needs to go away, permanently.
 
6 days ago  
I felt vindicated when I learned that my dad hates these Symbicort ads just as much as I do, and also how the new one is almost the same as the old one.
 
6 days ago  
Y'all.

My child keeps chasing me around the house.  Flossing. And I don't mean caring for his teeth.
 
6 days ago  

QueenMamaBee: Y'all.

My child keeps chasing me around the house.  Flossing. And I don't mean caring for his teeth.


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6 days ago  
The 18 car is too damn high!
 
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