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(CBS Sports)   The Masters. A tradition like no other ... with a five-way tie atop the leaderboard and a rejuvenated Tiger lurking one shot behind. Third-round streaming begins at 9:55 AM ET, live coverage on CBSSN at 11 AM, then switches to regular CBS at 3 PM   (cbssports.com) divider line
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2019-04-13 09:29:08 AM  
Phenomenal leaderboard. I hope that's how it looks tomorrow starting the back nine.
 
2019-04-13 09:36:05 AM  
No matter what form he has coming in, McIlroy just chokes on this course.
 
2019-04-13 09:49:22 AM  

Gubbo: No matter what form he has coming in, McIlroy just chokes on this course.


Hey, when you buy yourself lunch on Monday, be sure and spend $5 less...!
 
2019-04-13 09:50:35 AM  
I love Masters weekend...  I would love it a little bit more if the weather wasn't so beautiful here after a long winter... But, I don't care what it is outside  I'm going to watch the back nine tomorrow. Incredible leaderboard, I cannot remember any tournament let alone a major ever having such a Star-Spangled leaderboard. Enjoy, everyone!!
 
2019-04-13 09:52:26 AM  
Tiger was within inches of being a few more under par. He looked comfortable. Nobody looked pressured yesterday. Should be fun.
 
2019-04-13 09:52:41 AM  

Gubbo: No matter what form he has coming in, McIlroy just chokes on this course.


You're absolutely correct, sir. What the hell is up with him and Jordan Spieth? They each had a run where they look like they were going to be the next Tiger, and now they are so sporadic  it is not surprising when they miss cuts. I wonder if it is because they don't practice as much once they hit the top 5 in the world... Or, maybe they just get The Yips.
 
2019-04-13 10:28:49 AM  

edmo: Tiger was within inches of being a few more under par. He looked comfortable. Nobody looked pressured yesterday. Should be fun.


I'm stunned, honestly. He looks fantastic. This should be a great weekend!
 
2019-04-13 11:17:34 AM  
I went looking to see if there was any Masters coverage on this morning.
Turned on ESPN News and discovered there is a "Professional World Axe Throwing League".
 
2019-04-13 11:18:44 AM  

abhorrent1: I went looking to see if there was any Masters coverage on this morning.
Turned on ESPN News and discovered there is a "Professional World Axe Throwing League".


Masters.com streaming is on now.
 
2019-04-13 11:46:55 AM  

NewportBarGuy: edmo: Tiger was within inches of being a few more under par. He looked comfortable. Nobody looked pressured yesterday. Should be fun.

I'm stunned, honestly. He looks fantastic. This should be a great weekend!


There's a few dozen golfers who could win this thing so I'm certainly not saying Tiger is going to win. But I think the question is well-settled that he's still very capable of winning majors and you'd be an idiot to say he's not. And that's freaking amazing on its own. He was so buried several years ago the grass over his grave had taken root.
 
2019-04-13 11:53:43 AM  

abhorrent1: I went looking to see if there was any Masters coverage on this morning.
Turned on ESPN News and discovered there is a "Professional World Axe Throwing League".


I turned on cbs just now, looking to see how the course is playing this morning. Instead, I got a 20-minute history on tiger and his putter. 💩
 
2019-04-13 12:36:49 PM  
Cold wet rainy mess out here today, nothing to do but watch the Masters, darn...
 
2019-04-13 12:46:20 PM  

edmo: Tiger was within inches of being a few more under par. He looked comfortable. Nobody looked pressured yesterday. Should be fun.


Yeah no kidding, if he would have made some of those shorter putts he would be 10 or 11 under.
 
2019-04-13 12:47:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cold wet rainy mess out here today, nothing to do but watch the Masters, darn...


It's absolutely beautiful here in North Central Montana right now, I actually feel kind of bad about watching the Masters. But, this is the last fark off weekend for me, so I don't feel too bad. What part of the world do you live  in, cheese?
 
2019-04-13 12:57:11 PM  
Eventhough it's 80° and sunny here in South Florida, I don't feel bad about watching the Masters. Because I'm stuck at work until 6.

/just felt like I had to chime in on the weather reports from elsewhere.
 
2019-04-13 01:20:33 PM  

stir22: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cold wet rainy mess out here today, nothing to do but watch the Masters, darn...

It's absolutely beautiful here in North Central Montana right now, I actually feel kind of bad about watching the Masters. But, this is the last fark off weekend for me, so I don't feel too bad. What part of the world do you live  in, cheese?


DFW/Bedford, Tx.
 
2019-04-13 01:42:12 PM  

fatalvenom: Eventhough it's 80° and sunny here in South Florida, I don't feel bad about watching the Masters. Because I'm stuck at work until 6.

/just felt like I had to chime in on the weather reports from elsewhere.


When every day is sunny, you don't feel bad about missing a couple. Coastal OC checking in and surprise! 70ish and sunny.
 
rka
2019-04-13 02:11:35 PM  
Phil's Twitter is on fire these days.

Roasting Kuch on the way up Magnolia Lane

https://twitter.com/PhilMickelson/sta​t​us/1117096350519193601

"Obviously we're not going to have any side action today..."
 
2019-04-13 02:45:51 PM  

rka: Phil's Twitter is on fire these days.

Roasting Kuch on the way up Magnolia Lane

https://twitter.com/PhilMickelson/stat​us/1117096350519193601

"Obviously we're not going to have any side action today..."


I find Hefty Thefty intolerable, but even I have to admit that was a pretty good burn.

/fark Kucher
 
2019-04-13 02:59:35 PM  
It's beyond stupid that there have been four hours of exclusive TV coverage of Augusta National already today, and we have seen exactly zero holes of golf played.
 
2019-04-13 03:13:21 PM  

Boondock3806: It's beyond stupid that there have been four hours of exclusive TV coverage of Augusta National already today, and we have seen exactly zero holes of golf played.


Streaming has been up since 10 am.....
 
2019-04-13 03:15:56 PM  
Woods better get his ass in gear. He's one over while pretty much everybody else is tearing the course up. Cantlay (haha) shot 8 under and Finau shot a 30 on the front nine. Meanwhile, Tiger is one over.
 
2019-04-13 03:28:41 PM  
Wow, Tiger about holed that.  This is going to be a great weekend.
 
2019-04-13 03:31:44 PM  
"Do you take drugs, Danny?"
 
2019-04-13 03:33:02 PM  

majestic: Woods better get his ass in gear. He's one over while pretty much everybody else is tearing the course up. Cantlay (haha) shot 8 under and Finau shot a 30 on the front nine. Meanwhile, Tiger is one over.


Not any more, only two back
 
2019-04-13 03:34:21 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: majestic: Woods better get his ass in gear. He's one over while pretty much everybody else is tearing the course up. Cantlay (haha) shot 8 under and Finau shot a 30 on the front nine. Meanwhile, Tiger is one over.

Not any more, only two back


He must have heard me.
 
2019-04-13 03:38:14 PM  

majestic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: majestic: Woods better get his ass in gear. He's one over while pretty much everybody else is tearing the course up. Cantlay (haha) shot 8 under and Finau shot a 30 on the front nine. Meanwhile, Tiger is one over.

Not any more, only two back

He must have heard me.


His last approach was a lawn dart, 12" from the hole.
 
2019-04-13 03:39:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: majestic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: majestic: Woods better get his ass in gear. He's one over while pretty much everybody else is tearing the course up. Cantlay (haha) shot 8 under and Finau shot a 30 on the front nine. Meanwhile, Tiger is one over.

Not any more, only two back

He must have heard me.

His last approach was a lawn dart, 12" from the hole.

I know. I have a TV AND a cable subscription.
 
2019-04-13 03:44:35 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: majestic: Lt. Cheese Weasel: majestic: Woods better get his ass in gear. He's one over while pretty much everybody else is tearing the course up. Cantlay (haha) shot 8 under and Finau shot a 30 on the front nine. Meanwhile, Tiger is one over.

Not any more, only two back

He must have heard me.

His last approach was a lawn dart, 12" from the hole.

Likewise approach on 8, 6 ft. putting for Eagle......
 
2019-04-13 03:50:30 PM  
What's up with Tiger rocking the tactical turtleneck?
 
2019-04-13 03:53:59 PM  

fatalvenom: What's up with Tiger rocking the tactical turtleneck?


Smacking the gum and wearing a mock turtleneck. Whatever works for him.
 
2019-04-13 04:05:44 PM  
Is everyone wearing purple or are the colors on my tv farked up?
 
2019-04-13 04:07:29 PM  

HeathenHealer: Is everyone wearing purple or are the colors on my tv farked up?


lavender so maybe?
 
2019-04-13 04:10:29 PM  
Tiger and Poulter should trade pants.
 
2019-04-13 04:12:44 PM  

Boondock3806: It's beyond stupid that there have been four hours of exclusive TV coverage of Augusta National already today, and we have seen exactly zero holes of golf played.


Golf Network is crap unless you really care about the game or like watching overseas golf or the champions tour.
 
2019-04-13 04:16:32 PM  
They said extra stiff shafts.

Huh huh Huh huh
 
2019-04-13 04:18:15 PM  
This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.
 
2019-04-13 04:21:33 PM  

BadJazz: This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.


That is the blessing and the curse of Augusta National, the members are loaded enough that they can do whatever the fark they want.
 
2019-04-13 04:24:30 PM  

Polish Hussar: BadJazz: This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.

That is the blessing and the curse of Augusta National, the members are loaded enough that they can do whatever the fark they want.


Is the easiest way to become a member still to win the Masters?
 
2019-04-13 04:27:11 PM  

Polish Hussar: BadJazz: This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.

That is the blessing and the curse of Augusta National, the members are loaded enough that they can do whatever the fark they want.


The year when they said FU to the advertisers and went with straight coverage was something.
 
2019-04-13 04:31:12 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Polish Hussar: BadJazz: This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.

That is the blessing and the curse of Augusta National, the members are loaded enough that they can do whatever the fark they want.

The year when they said FU to the advertisers and went with straight coverage was something.


Didn't Augusta start allowing female members just like 5 years ago?
 
2019-04-13 04:37:15 PM  

abhorrent1: Igor Jakovsky: Polish Hussar: BadJazz: This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.

That is the blessing and the curse of Augusta National, the members are loaded enough that they can do whatever the fark they want.

The year when they said FU to the advertisers and went with straight coverage was something.

Didn't Augusta start allowing female members just like 5 years ago?


Don't  know the year but the first was the IBM CEO iirc
 
2019-04-13 04:39:04 PM  

abhorrent1: Igor Jakovsky: Polish Hussar: BadJazz: This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.

That is the blessing and the curse of Augusta National, the members are loaded enough that they can do whatever the fark they want.

The year when they said FU to the advertisers and went with straight coverage was something.

Didn't Augusta start allowing female members just like 5 years ago?

Close, had to look it up but it was six and a half.  Augusta National invited Condoleezza Rice and Darla Moore to be its first female members in August 2012.
 
2019-04-13 04:43:59 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: abhorrent1: Igor Jakovsky: Polish Hussar: BadJazz: This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.

That is the blessing and the curse of Augusta National, the members are loaded enough that they can do whatever the fark they want.

The year when they said FU to the advertisers and went with straight coverage was something.

Didn't Augusta start allowing female members just like 5 years ago?

Don't  know the year but the first was the IBM CEO iirc


Per her Wikipedia page, Ginni Rometty became the third female Augusta National member in 2014.  She was one of the betting favorites to become Augusta's first female member given the club's longstanding tradition of inviting every IBM CEO to become a member.
 
2019-04-13 04:45:33 PM  
Ricky looks like a villain today
 
2019-04-13 04:54:23 PM  

Polish Hussar: Igor Jakovsky: abhorrent1: Igor Jakovsky: Polish Hussar: BadJazz: This is the best way to watch the Masters right now:

https://www.masters.com/live/index.htm​l?videoChannel=fg1

Showing Wood and Poulter mostly, with Phil and Kuchar.  And no ads.

That is the blessing and the curse of Augusta National, the members are loaded enough that they can do whatever the fark they want.

The year when they said FU to the advertisers and went with straight coverage was something.

Didn't Augusta start allowing female members just like 5 years ago?

Don't  know the year but the first was the IBM CEO iirc

Per her Wikipedia page, Ginni Rometty became the third female Augusta National member in 2014.  She was one of the betting favorites to become Augusta's first female member given the club's longstanding tradition of inviting every IBM CEO to become a member.


So, I didnt RC.
 
2019-04-13 04:55:32 PM  

Polish Hussar: given the club's longstanding tradition of inviting every IBM CEO to become a member.


Oh yeah I remember that now that you mention it. It was all the talk when she got that job.
 
2019-04-13 04:57:46 PM  
Very rare to see Tiger lay up on 13
 
2019-04-13 05:04:52 PM  
Due to the threat of severe weather tomorrow afternoon, they'll be playing in threesomes and the first tee times will be at 7:30am ET.  They'll be starting off from both 1 and 10.
 
2019-04-13 05:05:03 PM  
9:00AM EDT TV coverage tomorrow.....nice.
 
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