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(Daily Mail)   Stuck in the heart and my friend's to blame. Doctors removed it but I'm still in pain   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-04-13 03:07:04 PM  
floridaman will be eclipsed by chinaman by sure population numbers alone
 
2019-04-13 03:07:14 PM  
With friends like that who needs Republicans?
 
2019-04-13 03:14:36 PM  

invictus2: floridaman will be eclipsed by chinaman by sure population numbers alone


preferred nomenclature, the rug is not the issue, etc.
 
2019-04-13 03:15:56 PM  
Mr Zhu, claimed a friend had inserted the sharp object into his chest as a prank

Sure, Jan Zhu. That was no prank
 
2019-04-13 03:17:34 PM  
You give Baiju a bad name!

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2019-04-13 03:19:09 PM  
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2019-04-13 03:19:21 PM  
Damn, Learn something new everyday .. Even Asian Hearts are pixelated .
 
2019-04-13 03:22:00 PM  
Who hasn't needled a friend on occasion?
 
2019-04-13 03:24:38 PM  
Man, 27, has a NEEDLE stuck in his HEART

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The North remembers ...
 
2019-04-13 03:26:24 PM  

invictus2: floridaman will be eclipsed by chinaman by sure population numbers alone


So, what is the Florida of China?
 
2019-04-13 03:28:27 PM  

Raoul Eaton: invictus2: floridaman will be eclipsed by chinaman by sure population numbers alone

So, what is the Florida of China?


Wang Dong Province.
 
2019-04-13 03:48:36 PM  
Dear Daily Mail: stop yelling at me via your random capitalizations in your headlines.  I'm not deaf.

Thx.
 
2019-04-13 03:57:02 PM  
I've seen the needle and the damage done...
 
2019-04-13 03:58:31 PM  
Chillout. It was just a prank brah.
 
2019-04-13 03:58:54 PM  

it's interesting ...: Dear Daily Mail: stop yelling at me via your random capitalizations in your headlines.  I'm not deaf.

Thx.


So. Much. THIS!!!!

/oh, wait ... sorry
 
2019-04-13 04:04:32 PM  
Just a note: If you have a friend who does this type of thing when drunk, they aren't really a friend.
 
2019-04-13 04:06:26 PM  
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2019-04-13 04:06:32 PM  
"The man also claimed that he had managed to remove the needle from his skin on his own last month, but decided to insert it back into himself."

WTF are they drinking in China??
 
2019-04-13 04:29:23 PM  
Some time back the Daily Fail realized stories out of China would be harder to debunk corroborate. They never looked back.
 
2019-04-13 04:35:34 PM  
If you can't make it work, just don't do it ffs. That headline is terrible.
 
2019-04-13 05:23:51 PM  

Mellotiger: If you can't make it work, just don't do it ffs. That headline is terrible.


You should see our limerick threads. Incorrect meter when bastardizing song lyrics is acceptable, IMHO.
 
2019-04-13 05:42:19 PM  
I found a photo of the surgeon:

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2019-04-13 05:44:22 PM  

cyberspacedout: Mellotiger: If you can't make it work, just don't do it ffs. That headline is terrible.

You should see our limerick threads. Incorrect meter when bastardizing song lyrics is acceptable, IMHO.


Lol the only limerick I ever posted in one of those threads was about farkers apparent dismissal of meter in prose.
 
2019-04-13 06:46:47 PM  

berylman: Mr Zhu, claimed a friend had inserted the sharp object into his chest as a prank

Sure, Jan Zhu. That was no prank


Yeah, drawing a penis on his face while passed out in washable ink of some sort so when they wake up they unknowingly go into public with a penis on their face.

Stabbing someone, no matter how small the object is not a prank.

"I wasn't trying to kill him officer.  I only stabbed him in the chest as a prank."
 
2019-04-13 06:57:16 PM  

Mellotiger: cyberspacedout: Mellotiger: If you can't make it work, just don't do it ffs. That headline is terrible.

You should see our limerick threads. Incorrect meter when bastardizing song lyrics is acceptable, IMHO.

Lol the only limerick I ever posted in one of those threads was about farkers apparent dismissal of meter in prose.


You mean poetry, right? Prose is the exact opposite, and, by definition, has no meter (despite what modern rappers might think).
 
2019-04-13 07:07:46 PM  

dkulprit: berylman: Mr Zhu, claimed a friend had inserted the sharp object into his chest as a prank

Sure, Jan Zhu. That was no prank

Yeah, drawing a penis on his face while passed out in washable ink of some sort so when they wake up they unknowingly go into public with a penis on their face.Stabbing someone, no matter how small the object is not a prank."I wasn't trying to kill him officer.  I only stabbed him in the chest as a prank."


You misread me. This think this was attempted murder
 
2019-04-13 07:14:44 PM  

cyberspacedout: Mellotiger: cyberspacedout: Mellotiger: If you can't make it work, just don't do it ffs. That headline is terrible.

You should see our limerick threads. Incorrect meter when bastardizing song lyrics is acceptable, IMHO.

Lol the only limerick I ever posted in one of those threads was about farkers apparent dismissal of meter in prose.

You mean poetry, right? Prose is the exact opposite, and, by definition, has no meter (despite what modern rappers might think).


Well, they think shouting is singing, so ...
 
2019-04-13 07:18:14 PM  
Did he say something?
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2019-04-13 07:27:24 PM  

cyberspacedout: Mellotiger: cyberspacedout: Mellotiger: If you can't make it work, just don't do it ffs. That headline is terrible.

You should see our limerick threads. Incorrect meter when bastardizing song lyrics is acceptable, IMHO.

Lol the only limerick I ever posted in one of those threads was about farkers apparent dismissal of meter in prose.

You mean poetry, right? Prose is the exact opposite, and, by definition, has no meter (despite what modern rappers might think).


Hell yeah that's what I meant lol I'm an idiot
 
2019-04-13 07:34:08 PM  
I wouldn't call that a friend. I wouldn't even call that a drinking buddy.
Just someone to have around so you aren't drinking alone.
But that you never turn your back to, or pass out around.
 
2019-04-13 07:38:17 PM  

Raoul Eaton: invictus2: floridaman will be eclipsed by chinaman by sure population numbers alone

So, what is the Florida of China?


All of it. Mostly the western areas though...
 
2019-04-13 09:42:50 PM  

MBooda: Did he say something?
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Trippy....
 
2019-04-13 11:10:15 PM  

berylman: dkulprit: berylman: Mr Zhu, claimed a friend had inserted the sharp object into his chest as a prank

Sure, Jan Zhu. That was no prank

Yeah, drawing a penis on his face while passed out in washable ink of some sort so when they wake up they unknowingly go into public with a penis on their face.Stabbing someone, no matter how small the object is not a prank."I wasn't trying to kill him officer.  I only stabbed him in the chest as a prank."

You misread me. This think this was attempted murder


I didn't misread, I was agreeing with you.
 
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