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(ABC News)   Toddler survives 60-foot fall from apartment, wants to go again   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Scary, The Edge, 20-month-old boy, six-story fall, Childhood, Bedroom, owner of the Mazda sedan, Fall, suburban Seattle apartment window  
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1588 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Apr 2019 at 7:22 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-12 03:57:53 PM  
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2019-04-12 04:23:26 PM  

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2019-04-12 06:44:15 PM  
At least he didn't start any fires

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2019-04-12 07:24:21 PM  
First time Microsoft has ever saved anything from an accidental deletion.
 
2019-04-12 07:26:49 PM  

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Oof.
 
2019-04-12 07:29:16 PM  

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You're lucky.  My Eric Clapton joke was even less tasteful .
 
2019-04-12 07:34:58 PM  
Not impressed:
6-year-old walks away after falling from the 26th floor | Kid falls from building | Save Life [2019]
Youtube wIC845MBPEk
 
2019-04-12 07:36:04 PM  
I felt from a second floor window when I was very young. My mother had just warned us that someone might fall. My sister piped up that. I just had.
 
2019-04-12 07:37:28 PM  
Oh hell yeah, I'd have wanted to go again.  I was a free fall monkey from the time I could climb out a crib until about 30 and accumulated pains made it too unwise.
 
2019-04-12 07:37:34 PM  

cryinoutloud: gopher321: WhiskeySticks: [img.fark.net image 850x566]
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You're lucky.  My Eric Clapton joke was even less tasteful .


I thought of a Michael Jackson one,,,,
 
2019-04-12 07:43:16 PM  

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Oof.


Seconded. Right in the feels.
 
2019-04-12 07:48:00 PM  
 
2019-04-12 07:50:16 PM  
Momma's, don't let your babies grow up to be splatter marks.
 
2019-04-12 07:57:12 PM  
Article neither confirms nor denies that this is a bouncing baby boy.
 
2019-04-12 07:57:28 PM  

cryinoutloud: gopher321: WhiskeySticks: [img.fark.net image 850x566]
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You're lucky.  My Eric Clapton joke was even less tasteful .


Was it what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and Eric Clapton's son? Because that would be horrible.
 
2019-04-12 08:11:11 PM  
You don't be giving Marsallis Wallace's new bride a foot massage.
 
2019-04-12 08:27:16 PM  
Everyone knows that toddlers bounce.
 
2019-04-12 08:38:01 PM  
Gregory goes boom.
 
2019-04-12 08:38:49 PM  
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2019-04-12 08:39:33 PM  
If I saw you in heaven
 
2019-04-12 08:41:27 PM  

doosh: If I saw you in heaven


... it would mean they've given up and are letting anybody in.
 
2019-04-12 08:44:12 PM  

cryinoutloud: gopher321: WhiskeySticks: [img.fark.net image 850x566]
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You're lucky.  My Eric Clapton joke was even less tasteful .


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2019-04-12 09:20:24 PM  
Who is going to pay for fixing the poor guy's car?
 
2019-04-12 09:36:16 PM  
And here I thought crumple zones were only for horizontal impacts.
 
2019-04-12 09:49:43 PM  
I'll just drop this here.
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2019-04-12 10:07:35 PM  
This story has been updated to correct that the child fell on Wednesday, not Tuesday.

I'm not surprised. How many toddlers know what day it is?
 
2019-04-12 10:41:17 PM  
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2019-04-12 11:00:09 PM  

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I hate that kid. It's an old pic, I bet he's a total asshole now.
 
2019-04-12 11:06:33 PM  

Mugato: MechaPyx: [img.fark.net image 850x566]

I hate that kid. It's an old pic, I bet he's a total asshole now.


Oh I dunno. He raised money for his dad's kidney transplant apparently.
http://www.worldfactsftw.com/8-famous​-​memes-grown/
 
2019-04-13 12:02:00 AM  
Again!

/not the mama!
 
2019-04-13 12:09:55 AM  

pedalphile: Again!

/not the mama!


*shakes tiny fist*

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2019-04-13 10:31:04 AM  
This was before I was born, but my parent's cat tried and failed to leap up on the balcony railing from 8 stories up.

MEOOOOOOWWWWWWW *POOOF!* right into a snowbank. Fortunately a friend of my parents was in the basement laundry room and saw Squeaky land unharmed and took her back to my folks.
 
2019-04-13 11:43:33 AM  
FTA-Mazda owner quoted as saying: "That's a big dent," Edward Lu said. "I couldn't believe it."

Correlation between impact forces and energy absorption?
 
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