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(Boston Herald)   NASCAR champ Jimmy Johnson to run in this year's Boston Marathon, welcomes the chance to finally go through Boston's downtown faster than 3 miles an hour   (bostonherald.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Jimmie Johnson, NASCAR, Marathon, Daytona Beach, Florida, Copley Square, Jeff Gordon, Boston Marathon, Johnson's stamina  
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92 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Apr 2019 at 6:35 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-12 02:20:45 PM  
I'll prepare the idol....
 
2019-04-12 06:42:21 PM  
*Jimmie
 
2019-04-12 06:48:51 PM  
Someone check his water bottles along the course.
 
2019-04-12 06:53:36 PM  

uncleacid: Someone check his water bottles along the course.


And make sure his shoes weren't worked on by Chad Knaus.
 
2019-04-12 07:48:55 PM  
Jimmie
 
2019-04-12 08:22:39 PM  
No way he breaks 3 hours.  How the hell is he going to run sub 3:00 when he can't even do a half under 1:34?
 
2019-04-12 10:10:04 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: No way he breaks 3 hours.  How the hell is he going to run sub 3:00 when he can't even do a half under 1:34?


Not 3 hours, 3 MPH.
 
2019-04-13 02:10:17 AM  
He'll probably wreck everyone in front of him and somehow win the damn thing.
 
2019-04-13 06:23:54 AM  
Does he know how to make right turns?
 
2019-04-13 06:58:24 AM  
I thought NASCAR didn't race in the rain? Gonna pour on Monday
 
2019-04-13 07:27:40 AM  
Fun fact about Boston traffic: the city of Boston is only an hour's drive from Boston.
 
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