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    More: Awkward, Bed Bath & Beyond, new stores, New Jersey, Lease, Marketing, Robyn D'Elia, Closed, Chief financial officer  
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2019-04-12 04:52:13 PM  
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2019-04-12 04:55:32 PM  
But where else will I get my Beyond?
 
2019-04-12 04:57:13 PM  
Meh, it's an adjustment. Build new ones in upcoming areas, close the ones in degenerated areas.
 
2019-04-12 05:03:43 PM  
Can we get a rule that any article saying X number of stores are closing MUST include the list of said stores?
 
2019-04-12 05:12:14 PM  

Schlubbe: Can we get a rule that any article saying X number of stores are closing MUST include the list of said stores?


"We don't know."
 
2019-04-12 05:18:18 PM  
Bed Bath & Beyond will be closing and opening stores this year.

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Gaaaah, what a stupid article.
 
2019-04-12 05:23:42 PM  

wildcardjack: Meh, it's an adjustment. Build new ones in upcoming areas, close the ones in degenerated areas.


Degenerate = former middle class?
 
2019-04-12 05:24:15 PM  
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2019-04-12 06:04:01 PM  

Sim Tree: But where else will I get my Beyond?


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2019-04-12 06:09:25 PM  
Bed Bath & Beyonce
Home Despot
Poetry Barn
Sitar Center
 
2019-04-12 06:43:56 PM  
They would have closed 60 stores but forgot to bring their coupon.
 
2019-04-12 10:15:30 PM  
FTFA: Investment bank analysts said 75,000 more stores would need to be shuttered by 2026

Geez, I knew there were a lot of Bed Bath and Beyond stores, but that's far more than I expected. Sounds like they overextended themselves a bit.
 
2019-04-12 11:55:29 PM  
Who knew raising the retail price of an item 30% then saying you can get 20% off with a coupon would be a failure of a business model?
 
2019-04-13 12:46:02 AM  

caffeine_addict: Who knew raising the retail price of an item 30% then saying you can get 20% off with a coupon would be a failure of a business model?


Except it works.

JC Penneys tried to switch to a "no more coupons, we'll reduce all our standard prices so you always get the best deal" model and their sales cratered in response, causing them to reverse course and go back to the coupons again.
 
2019-04-13 04:24:23 AM  
Well, that's it.  I'll have to take my business to Linens Plus and More
 
2019-04-13 09:37:21 AM  

mrsleep: Bed Bath & Beyond will be closing and opening stores this year.

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Gaaaah, what a stupid article.


Go to a stupid site. You get stupid articles.
 
2019-04-13 10:24:07 AM  

Excelsior: caffeine_addict: Who knew raising the retail price of an item 30% then saying you can get 20% off with a coupon would be a failure of a business model?

Except it works.

JC Penneys tried to switch to a "no more coupons, we'll reduce all our standard prices so you always get the best deal" model and their sales cratered in response, causing them to reverse course and go back to the coupons again.


People love using coupons, even if they have to spend a little extra.
 
2019-04-13 11:33:12 AM  
I guess people don't do wedding registries anymore.

/only reason I've ever gone into one
 
2019-04-13 12:51:24 PM  

gbv23: Bed Bath & Beyonce
Home Despot
Poetry Barn
Sitar Center


Sam's Clubbed
Victrola's Secret
Containment Store
 
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