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(Yahoo)   What is one Chris Davis hit worth to Baltimore fans? Free food and two hours of open bar   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Oakland Athletics, Major League Baseball, Chris Davis, None of these places, Baltimore Orioles fans, Reggie Jackson, Power Plant Live, magical moment  
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553 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Apr 2019 at 4:40 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-04-12 01:27:44 PM  
Yes!  I get to use this again:

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2019-04-12 06:01:30 PM  
The O's don't want to spend the 80-90 million necessary to buy this contract and nobody will trade for him or even take money to take him.  Some day, the O's will have to suck it up and make it happen but it won't happen soon.  I'd think the O's would allow their pitchers to hit and DH for Evans.  The worst hitting pitcher in all of MLB is a better hitter than Evans.  I don't know what is wrong with Evans but he hits baseballs about as well as I can...not at all.  But, hey, he is rich and getting richer.  Luckily for O's front office staff, the moron team owner made the mistake of this stupid contract so he can only fire himself.  Well, he could fire other people but it will always be his personal mistake.
2019-04-12 06:17:58 PM  
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Felt cute. Might bother to hit later. IDK
2019-04-12 09:54:39 PM  
They'd be better off with Bartolo Colon as DH.
2019-04-12 10:41:38 PM  
Streak continued through Friday night.
2019-04-12 11:59:44 PM  
Maybe he needs to go to Seattle, they seem to have their shiat figured out. I'll be interested to see if their new system can prevent or minimize droughts like this.

It's gotta be frustrating as hell to be at that level and on that stage and simply have nothing to show for it.

Though I suppose this, too, is part of our entertainment. The circus they are building up around his drought means that he's drawing eyeballs (and bellies, but this is America and nobody needs an excuse to pig out).
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