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(WREG Memphis)   You'll check a lot of stalking boxes if you climb a former classmate's fence, stand in her yard with a stick and threaten to eat her family   (wreg.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Tennessee, Memphis, Tennessee, Tennessee man, Samuel Hamm, morning Thursday, next day, Shelby County, Tennessee, Germantown, Tennessee  
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2019-04-12 09:26:33 AM  
The victim filed a report Tuesday with Collierville Police stating that Samuel Hamm, 46, had shown up at her job. She said she knew Hamm from high school.

is his middle name Iam?
 
2019-04-12 02:51:45 PM  

vudukungfu: The victim filed a report Tuesday with Collierville Police stating that Samuel Hamm, 46, had shown up at her job. She said she knew Hamm from high school.

is his middle name Iam?


Only in a boat.
With a goat.

Also, John Cusack had it so wrong.
 
2019-04-12 03:08:22 PM  
"she was in fear for her life because Hamm "stated he would devour her and her family."

That would take so much chewing. I'm sure the family could outrun him in between bites. Plus, then he might choke if he runs after them while chewing.

Study it out.
 
2019-04-12 03:09:20 PM  
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2019-04-12 03:09:43 PM  
He has a strong stance I will consume you if we don't consumate
 
2019-04-12 03:09:45 PM  
FTFA: stalked a former classmate ; Samuel Hamm, 46

How farking long has he been stalking her?
 
2019-04-12 03:11:21 PM  
Nice PUP site, my system blocked it.
 
2019-04-12 03:12:55 PM  
Why won't she just give him back his powers?
 
2019-04-12 03:13:49 PM  
What if my former classmate was really just a cucumber all along?
 
2019-04-12 03:19:05 PM  
Oh, c'mon lady: lighten up. You know he was just a-funnin' you. Jeez.
{mutters to self} Gettin' all worked up over Ol' Crazy Sammy. He ain't never done nothing wrong to nobody.

Also: M-O-O-N. That spells "stole my powers."
 
2019-04-12 03:20:23 PM  
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2019-04-12 03:23:58 PM  
Wow. Typical.

Guy's powers are STOLEN by a woman, and she curses him on top of that, yet somehow HE is the badguy for wanting to eat her to get them back?

And people say there's not a war on men.
 
2019-04-12 03:26:13 PM  
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How the mighty have fallen.  Sad, really.
 
2019-04-12 03:26:24 PM  
That's some special crazy, I tell you what.
 
2019-04-12 03:27:17 PM  
Hamm climbed a fence and stood in her yard with a stick,
Excitable boy, they all said
Said he would devour her family and her, not leaving a lick
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy!
 
2019-04-12 03:28:34 PM  
Wow. And it's not even Florida.
 
2019-04-12 03:28:54 PM  
I want to tell you about a girl....

Nick Cave - From Her To Eternity
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2019-04-12 03:32:50 PM  

la_mariee_mise_a_nu: Hamm climbed a fence and stood in her yard with a stick,
Excitable boy, they all said
Said he would devour her family and her, not leaving a lick
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy!


A man named Hamm once had powers
Stolen by a girl who wore flowers
And because of the day
She stole his powers away
He stalked her family with intent to devour
 
2019-04-12 03:39:43 PM  
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2019-04-12 07:57:41 PM  

Callous: FTFA: stalked a former classmate ; Samuel Hamm, 46

How farking long has he been stalking her?


Sounds like 28 years, give or take.

Also sounds like he is schizophrenic.
 
2019-04-12 09:53:31 PM  
In the end, we find out he was right.
 
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