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1078 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 12:00 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-04-12 04:05:13 AM  
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2019-04-12 05:42:45 AM  
"As you can see, it's long and wide and powerful and really gets into all those long-forgotten crevices and gives you the total cleaning you haven't had in years!'

"Go on..."
2019-04-12 06:08:09 AM  
"After attaching a small mirror to the floor tool, Ed was easily able to determine that the curtains did not match the carpet."
2019-04-12 09:10:26 AM  
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2019-04-12 02:24:10 PM  
Do I really look like Lee Harvey Oswald?
2019-04-12 03:30:41 PM  
Are you impressed by its sucking abilities?
2019-04-12 11:30:23 PM  
As you can see, my wand is extra long. Now, let me show you my Dyson spheres...
2019-04-12 11:33:39 PM  
Porn-Hub Classics presents: "Edna accepts the 'Who's got the stronger suction challenge' "
6 days ago  
This baby is built to last.  Over 60 years from now it will still be going strong and capable of picking up the drool from your grandkids living in the basement and following a "website" where they will imagine sex and innuendo in every image "posted" there!
5 days ago  
5 days ago  
"Sure, it cleans, and when that's done, put on the "special" attachment and switch to vibra-mode and you'll forget all about your milquetoast husband's inadequacy in the bedroom"
5 days ago  
Smilin' Bob presents: the Enzyte vacuum.
5 days ago  
"And it's deep too."
- Late great Richard Pryor
5 days ago  
And this attachment is called the Hoover Tickler.
5 days ago  
They made this to one day clean the moon. ... You've heard of the moon, sweet cheeks.
5 days ago  
"Not gonna suck itself.."
5 days ago  
'Why is the ceiling so low? This posture is doing nothing for my back'
4 days ago  
He he..These Mormon missionaries will do anything to get the word out...I'm glad that thing is so f*cking loud I can't hear a god damn word
4 days ago  
Just clear up our sexual excretions, and then you have a sale, mister.
4 days ago  
Go ahead, keep trying.  You won't find any dirt in this house you jackass.
But if you sell encyclopedia's, our current set happens to be a few years out of date...
4 days ago  
"If he thinks that's got good suction he should see what I can do to a chrome trailer hitch".
4 days ago  
Lets try again:
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(if someone could delete my Boobies that would be great)
4 days ago  
I saw your Trump 2020 sign, so I know you'll buy any sort of shiat I sell.
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