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(Cosmopolitan)   In the most surprising use of a pickle since a certain incident in 2002, restaurant makes sandwiches using pickles in place of the bread   (cosmopolitan.com) divider line
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1005 clicks; posted to Food » on 12 Apr 2019 at 1:24 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-11 09:28:33 PM  
I still say he was bullshiatting about it being an "accident".
 
2019-04-11 09:43:51 PM  
Wait, a pickle based novelty food that's NOT way too far away from me for me to ever have a chance of trying? Am I being punked here, cause I very nearly fell for the mcpickle sandwich on april fools day...
 
2019-04-11 10:44:12 PM  
Meh, my son ate these when he was three.
He was going through a pickle, ham and cheese phase.
 
2019-04-12 01:34:13 AM  
Seems tasty. I do love pickles.

/ Some Polish ones I got a few days ago are decent.
 
2019-04-12 01:37:50 AM  
It's like some of you have never been lazy bachelors before.  Here:

1.  Pickle Spear
2.  Slice of good salami (or turkey, or pastrami, or whatever)
3.  Wrap
4.  Nom
 
2019-04-12 01:58:39 AM  

bughunter: It's like some of you have never been lazy bachelors before.  Here:

1.  Pickle Spear
2.  Slice of good salami (or turkey, or pastrami, or whatever)
3.  Wrap
4.  Nom


Sounds like you've never been a lazy bachelor before.

1. Eat all the salami.
2. Eat all the pickles.
3. Drink.
4. Drink more.
 
2019-04-12 01:59:45 AM  
It's not the same.  I tried.
 
2019-04-12 02:09:50 AM  

bughunter: It's like some of you have never been lazy bachelors before.  Here:

1.  Pickle Spear
2.  Slice of good salami (or turkey, or pastrami, or whatever)
3.  Wrap
4.  Nom


Or a Trans Woman. Medications we take often give us intense salt cravings. Thus, pickles are our friends.
 
2019-04-12 02:21:09 AM  
Approves

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2019-04-12 02:21:29 AM  
So if I ask for pastrarmi.........Will that be like a vagina inside a penis?
 
2019-04-12 02:46:41 AM  

saintstryfe: bughunter: It's like some of you have never been lazy bachelors before.  Here:

1.  Pickle Spear
2.  Slice of good salami (or turkey, or pastrami, or whatever)
3.  Wrap
4.  Nom

Or a Trans Woman. Medications we take often give us intense salt cravings. Thus, pickles are our friends.


Farked green 5: trans woman likes pickles

(Otherwise I probably wouldn't remember why in two days.)
 
2019-04-12 02:52:08 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: So if I ask for pastrarmi.........Will that be like a vagina inside a penis?


I've spent three minutes trying to wrap my head around that...

Which, I have concluded, must be an intermediate step in getting a vagina 'inside' a penis.
 
2019-04-12 02:58:59 AM  

saintstryfe: bughunter: It's like some of you have never been lazy bachelors before.  Here:

1.  Pickle Spear
2.  Slice of good salami (or turkey, or pastrami, or whatever)
3.  Wrap
4.  Nom

Or a Trans Woman. Medications we take often give us intense salt cravings. Thus, pickles are our friends.


Hunh, learn something new every day, never considered the appetite changes in transition. My super salty cravings are typically for boiled peanuts in shell or simple cut up tomato liberally salted.

Really sucked several years back when I couldn't have grapefruit because of my meds at the time.
 
2019-04-12 03:32:08 AM  

blahpers: I still say he was bullshiatting about it being an "accident".


Where no man has gone before...
 
2019-04-12 07:50:19 AM  

Pancoaifo: saintstryfe: bughunter: It's like some of you have never been lazy bachelors before.  Here:

1.  Pickle Spear
2.  Slice of good salami (or turkey, or pastrami, or whatever)
3.  Wrap
4.  Nom

Or a Trans Woman. Medications we take often give us intense salt cravings. Thus, pickles are our friends.

Hunh, learn something new every day, never considered the appetite changes in transition. My super salty cravings are typically for boiled peanuts in shell or simple cut up tomato liberally salted.

Really sucked several years back when I couldn't have grapefruit because of my meds at the time.


It's kind of annoying, the thing that pretty much all trans women(in the US) are given as a T Blocker(Testosteron't if you will) in addition to the useful effects it is a weak diuretic so you end up having to pee ALL THE TIME. As a direct result you need to recover salt and hydration constantly, and pickles are about the only salty food I really know of that nets you more water than it sucks up.
Personally I can't keep a jar of pickles in the house long enough to bother with something fancy like this, I'm much more likely to buy a jar of baby kosher dills and empty it in an evening, than I am to stop and make a sandwich when the pickle cravings hit...
 
2019-04-12 08:05:50 AM  
FTFA - 'a kosher pickle'

WTF is an unkosher pickle? Seriously, I thought kosher was concerning animals and animal products.
 
2019-04-12 08:24:53 AM  

Swiss Colony: FTFA - 'a kosher pickle'

WTF is an unkosher pickle? Seriously, I thought kosher was concerning animals and animal products.


Kosher with pickles is to reference the New York Jewish pickle makers who popularized in america the strongly flavored dill pickles that are basically polish in recipe origin as far as I've been able to tell. It's a descriptive term not anything to do with actual kashrut
 
2019-04-12 08:29:14 AM  
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, this looks delicious and disgusting at the same time.  Right up my alley.
 
2019-04-12 08:37:20 AM  
Thanks Samwiseass!
 
2019-04-12 08:46:09 AM  

Swiss Colony: Thanks Samwiseass!


No problem! Pickles may or may not be one of my hobbies lol
 
2019-04-12 09:10:33 AM  

Samwiseass: Swiss Colony: FTFA - 'a kosher pickle'

WTF is an unkosher pickle? Seriously, I thought kosher was concerning animals and animal products.

Kosher with pickles is to reference the New York Jewish pickle makers who popularized in america the strongly flavored dill pickles that are basically polish in recipe origin as far as I've been able to tell. It's a descriptive term not anything to do with actual kashrut


ISTR that kosher pickles included garlic in the brine.
 
2019-04-12 09:15:43 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Samwiseass: Swiss Colony: FTFA - 'a kosher pickle'

WTF is an unkosher pickle? Seriously, I thought kosher was concerning animals and animal products.

Kosher with pickles is to reference the New York Jewish pickle makers who popularized in america the strongly flavored dill pickles that are basically polish in recipe origin as far as I've been able to tell. It's a descriptive term not anything to do with actual kashrut

ISTR that kosher pickles included garlic in the brine.


Wait they didn't before!!!! What kind of hellscape must it have been where your dill pickles weren't garlicky?
 
2019-04-12 11:05:43 AM  
I guess that would be good if you wanted a vinegar sandwich
 
2019-04-12 01:10:06 PM  
No pickle Rick???
 
2019-04-12 01:18:54 PM  

Atillathepun: No pickle Rick???


Obviously we just don't have a high enough level of intelligence to understand Rick and Morty: actually hold up lemme fetch the copypasta...

this one:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
2019-04-12 01:23:07 PM  

Atillathepun: No pickle Rick???


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/that's the surprise!
 
2019-04-12 02:14:51 PM  
You could get them at the southern Renfaire back in the 1980s.  Or straight pickle, your choice.

/turkey legs, onion blossoms, and Newcastle for me.
 
2019-04-12 02:33:01 PM  

natazha: You could get them at the southern Renfaire back in the 1980s.  Or straight pickle, your choice.

/turkey legs, onion blossoms, and Newcastle for me.


That's cool
/Pa Ren Faire only does pickle on a stick
 
TWX
2019-04-12 02:56:57 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: blahpers: I still say he was bullshiatting about it being an "accident".

Where no man has gone before...


Charming...
 
2019-04-12 03:57:59 PM  
pretty sure whoever invented this knows nothing about
how to balance flavors in the name of
deliciousness
 
2019-04-12 07:18:39 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Approves

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2019-04-12 07:55:21 PM  

Samwiseass: Atillathepun: No pickle Rick???

Obviously we just don't have a high enough level of intelligence to understand Rick and Morty: actually hold up lemme fetch the copypasta...

this one:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎


So. . . because of the fart?
 
2019-04-13 12:12:27 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Approves

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Pickleous Cage?
 
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