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(Fox News)   7-Eleven owner gives shoplifting teen food instead of calling police. A meal of 7-Eleven food will definitely stop that kid from every shoplifting again   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2019-04-11 05:10:07 PM  
I'll bear no ill words against my beloved treadmill hot dogs. >=(
 
2019-04-11 05:57:00 PM  

BKITU: I'll bear no ill words against my beloved treadmill hot dogs. >=(


7Eleven dogs keep me young and strong.
 
2019-04-11 06:04:46 PM  
Their pizza is actually not bad for its price. Got a free coupon for a slice, found it to beat Mama Celeste, which is my Mendoza Line benchmark for your cheap or grocery store pizza is shiat or good. You could put it into a contest with Sbarro and Little Caesar's for desperation pizza.

Now, 7-11 pizza ain't beating out the next tier likes of Domino's for $7 these days, the Subway-style pizza joints like Blaze and PizzaRev, Costco, or the better grocery fare (DiGiorno, Freschetta, Trader Joe's Margherita-style, and surprisingly, Kroger's generic isn't bad).
 
2019-04-11 06:19:43 PM  
It's a great thing to do but be wary of the authorities you call to help.

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2019-04-11 06:21:42 PM  

Raoul Eaton: BKITU: I'll bear no ill words against my beloved treadmill hot dogs. >=(

7Eleven dogs keep me young and strong.


So do their prime rib potato chips.
 
2019-04-11 07:05:16 PM  
Theres a 7/11 in Dryden that had the absolute best fried chicken I've ever ate.
 
2019-04-11 07:40:33 PM  

Practical_Draconian: Their pizza is actually not bad for its price. Got a free coupon for a slice, found it to beat Mama Celeste, which is my Mendoza Line benchmark for your cheap or grocery store pizza is shiat or good. You could put it into a contest with Sbarro and Little Caesar's for desperation pizza.

Now, 7-11 pizza ain't beating out the next tier likes of Domino's for $7 these days, the Subway-style pizza joints like Blaze and PizzaRev, Costco, or the better grocery fare (DiGiorno, Freschetta, Trader Joe's Margherita-style, and surprisingly, Kroger's generic isn't bad).

Have you tried Kroger's Private Selection brand?
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2019-04-11 07:45:40 PM  
Different story link. Nice for both of them. The owner set a good example, and I wish the kid all the best.
 
2019-04-11 07:59:14 PM  
I loved their burgers as a kid. Thought it was so cool that I could heat them up myself and put whatever I wanted on them.

Tried one a couple years back and the quality had gone down and/or my taste is a bit better, but it was horrible.
 
2019-04-11 09:04:26 PM  

COMALite J: Practical_Draconian: Their pizza is actually not bad for its price. Got a free coupon for a slice, found it to beat Mama Celeste, which is my Mendoza Line benchmark for your cheap or grocery store pizza is shiat or good. You could put it into a contest with Sbarro and Little Caesar's for desperation pizza.

Now, 7-11 pizza ain't beating out the next tier likes of Domino's for $7 these days, the Subway-style pizza joints like Blaze and PizzaRev, Costco, or the better grocery fare (DiGiorno, Freschetta, Trader Joe's Margherita-style, and surprisingly, Kroger's generic isn't bad).
Have you tried Kroger's Private Selection brand?
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Okay, I have had a few of those, and seen a few I haven't tried, but what the heck is a cheese and MARMALADE pizza??? I thought marmalade was like jam or jelly. Wtf is jam doing on pizza?
 
2019-04-11 09:46:02 PM  
In my early twenties, I had 7 roommates. There was a 7-11 on the corner. The owner chatted with us and gradually realized we all roomed together. We used to look for loose change when we were in other people's apartments. We'd take it to the 7-11 to buy canned beans and other foods. Mr. 7-11 thought we didn't work. He soon realized we all worked 60 or more hours a week, lived 2 or more people to a bedroom, and still could not afford food every day. So, he began inviting us to come to the store when it closed. After the last customer left, he let us eat anything we wanted that was left on the burger bar for free. Mr. 7-11 probably saved one or two of the more impulsive guys from a criminal record for shoplifting food.
 
2019-04-11 10:17:44 PM  

Gordon Bennett: It's a great thing to do but be wary of the authorities you call to help.

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"Boy!"

Kratos is looking good there.
 
2019-04-11 10:18:40 PM  

Kirablue42: COMALite J: Practical_Draconian: Their pizza is actually not bad for its price. Got a free coupon for a slice, found it to beat Mama Celeste, which is my Mendoza Line benchmark for your cheap or grocery store pizza is shiat or good. You could put it into a contest with Sbarro and Little Caesar's for desperation pizza.

Now, 7-11 pizza ain't beating out the next tier likes of Domino's for $7 these days, the Subway-style pizza joints like Blaze and PizzaRev, Costco, or the better grocery fare (DiGiorno, Freschetta, Trader Joe's Margherita-style, and surprisingly, Kroger's generic isn't bad).
Have you tried Kroger's Private Selection brand?
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Okay, I have had a few of those, and seen a few I haven't tried, but what the heck is a cheese and MARMALADE pizza??? I thought marmalade was like jam or jelly. Wtf is jam doing on pizza?

Look at the ingredients on the front of the French Goat Cheese & Marinated Vegetable Thin-Crust Pizza.
 
2019-04-11 11:25:54 PM  
Jalapeño hotdogs, Dr Pepper, and Marathon candy bars from 7-11 got me through a Weird Al recording session
 
2019-04-12 01:10:49 AM  

il Dottore: Jalapeño hotdogs, Dr Pepper, and Marathon candy bars from 7-11 got me through a Weird Al recording session


I'm totally jealous about all this.
 
2019-04-12 02:16:26 AM  

il Dottore: Jalapeño hotdogs, Dr Pepper, and Marathon candy bars from 7-11 got me through a Weird Al recording session


That almost sounds like a sentence you would put together in Mad Libs.  Noun(s) from Place got me through Band recording session.
 
2019-04-12 02:52:44 AM  
Hot food has a limited hold time before it drops below quality standards. Give it to need cases instead of tossing. Make it known they have to keep vagrants off the property. Thus, use food waste to manipulate your property safe.

I hope more of the waste gets chilled and sent to redistribution means. And my personal policy is I'll buy you a meal, but I never hand out cash.
 
2019-04-12 10:38:49 AM  

COMALite J: Kirablue42: COMALite J: Practical_Draconian: Their pizza is actually not bad for its price. Got a free coupon for a slice, found it to beat Mama Celeste, which is my Mendoza Line benchmark for your cheap or grocery store pizza is shiat or good. You could put it into a contest with Sbarro and Little Caesar's for desperation pizza.

Now, 7-11 pizza ain't beating out the next tier likes of Domino's for $7 these days, the Subway-style pizza joints like Blaze and PizzaRev, Costco, or the better grocery fare (DiGiorno, Freschetta, Trader Joe's Margherita-style, and surprisingly, Kroger's generic isn't bad).
Have you tried Kroger's Private Selection brand?
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[img.fark.net image 373×664]
[img.fark.net image 850×478]
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Okay, I have had a few of those, and seen a few I haven't tried, but what the heck is a cheese and MARMALADE pizza??? I thought marmalade was like jam or jelly. Wtf is jam doing on pizza?
Look at the ingredients on the front of the French Goat Cheese & Marinated Vegetable Thin-Crust Pizza.


You know marinara is just tomato jam, right? And if the pizza is bought at a restaurant marinara probably has around the same amount of sugar.
 
2019-04-12 06:04:28 PM  

Kefka1911: Theres a 7/11 in Dryden that had the absolute best fried chicken I've ever ate.

Jesus Christ! I live in Northern Ontario and most people I know have never heard of Dryden.
 
2019-04-12 06:13:12 PM  

Fishbulb30w: Kefka1911: Theres a 7/11 in Dryden that had the absolute best fried chicken I've ever ate.
Jesus Christ! I live in Northern Ontario and most people I know have never heard of Dryden.


Dryden is a town you can smell before you ever see.
That paper mill REEKS!
But that 7/11 on the corner of Hwy 17 and Myrtle had the best damn Fried chicken chunks with various dip sauce and wings/taters money can buy.
The ONLY 7/11 I've ever known to sell such delicious food.
 
2019-04-12 07:39:48 PM  

Fishbulb30w: Kefka1911: Theres a 7/11 in Dryden that had the absolute best fried chicken I've ever ate.
Jesus Christ! I live in Northern Ontario and most people I know have never heard of Dryden.


What kind of people don't know the City of Dryden? That city has almost 8,000 people.
 
2019-04-12 07:40:19 PM  

Kefka1911: Fishbulb30w: Kefka1911: Theres a 7/11 in Dryden that had the absolute best fried chicken I've ever ate.
Jesus Christ! I live in Northern Ontario and most people I know have never heard of Dryden.

Dryden is a town you can smell before you ever see.
That paper mill REEKS!
But that 7/11 on the corner of Hwy 17 and Myrtle had the best damn Fried chicken chunks with various dip sauce and wings/taters money can buy.
The ONLY 7/11 I've ever known to sell such delicious food.


Hey now, Dryden is no town. It is a city that reeks.
 
2019-04-12 09:07:07 PM  
Honestly, I only read the story because I wanted to see if the Fox News comments would love to to my expectations. Of course, they surpassed them.
 
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