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(WTSP)   Highway Patrol responds to three naked women at interstate rest stop applying suntan lotion after showering who then flee in sedan. Hilarity ensues   (wtsp.com) divider line
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2019-04-11 03:12:23 AM  
Ever notice that hilarity always "ensues"? Hilarity never "happens".
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2019-04-11 04:02:30 AM  
Useless without pics
 
2019-04-11 05:51:57 AM  
The soundtrack was "Yakety Sax".
 
2019-04-11 06:36:54 AM  

Jake Havechek: The soundtrack was "Yakety Sax".


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2019-04-11 06:37:32 AM  
Three naked young women sunning themselves and Florida Man's response is call the cops.

/Your doing it wrong.
 
2019-04-11 06:39:15 AM  
What. The. shiat. The only way this could get more Florida would be if it included an alligator and meth so I'm going to be waiting for a more detailed follow up article.
 
2019-04-11 06:39:26 AM  

Xai: Useless without pics


It was Florida.  Not 'Spring Break Florida', but 'metal bat-wielding meth addict Florida'.  I'll go out on a limb and say no pics is a mercy.
 
2019-04-11 06:42:10 AM  

toddalmighty: Ever notice that hilarity always "ensues"? Hilarity never "happens".


I dunno, I found it pretty hilarious
 
2019-04-11 06:43:09 AM  
When I stop at Florida Rest Areas, I never see young women willingly going nude. I see truckers, elderly tourists, a decrepit car or van filled with personal belongings, and some "Veteran's" group soliciting donations. No e of whom I want to see or envision naked.

But I am also reminded of the time I overheard a senior cop say "Nothing good ever comes out of a 'naked person' call"
 
2019-04-11 06:43:12 AM  
need pics stat!  someone work your google magic!!!
 
2019-04-11 06:44:32 AM  
Mom?
 
2019-04-11 06:46:34 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Xai: Useless without pics

It was Florida.  Not 'Spring Break Florida', but 'metal bat-wielding meth addict Florida'.  I'll go out on a limb and say no pics is a mercy.


FTFA: "Oasis Mcleod, 18, Jeniyah Mcleod, 19, and Cecilia Young, 19."  Yeah,, a pic would be chancy, but it's a chance I'm willing to take.
 
2019-04-11 06:49:46 AM  
Oasis and Jenaiyah...Already got the stripper names.
 
2019-04-11 06:50:58 AM  

Unobtanium: When I stop at Florida Rest Areas, I never see young women willingly going nude. I see truckers, elderly tourists, a decrepit car or van filled with personal belongings, and some "Veteran's" group soliciting donations. No e of whom I want to see or envision naked.

But I am also reminded of the time I overheard a senior cop say "Nothing good ever comes out of a 'naked person' call"


Yeah, applying the "it's never the people you want to see naked" rule of thumb, I'm just fine without pics...
 
2019-04-11 06:51:43 AM  

goatharper: Too Pretty For Prison: Xai: Useless without pics

It was Florida.  Not 'Spring Break Florida', but 'metal bat-wielding meth addict Florida'.  I'll go out on a limb and say no pics is a mercy.

FTFA: "Oasis Mcleod, 18, Jeniyah Mcleod, 19, and Cecilia Young, 19."  Yeah,, a pic would be chancy, but it's a chance I'm willing to take.


Let us know how that works out and report back with pictures,. just you know have some standards in judging,.. i dont want to get caught up in a 'fark hot' thread when what you show us really needs eye bleach.....
 
2019-04-11 06:53:44 AM  
My grandad was a cop.
He once got a call back in the early 1900s yo respond to an address on main street where a woman was "standing on her front porch, wearing red shoes"

Inquiring as to what the problem was, his dispatch responded, "that is all she is wearing"
 
2019-04-11 06:55:13 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Three naked young women sunning themselves and Florida Man's response is call the cops.

/Your doing it wrong.


The local radio station runs this story 4 times an hour.  From the 911 call sounds like it was Old Bronx Man who called it in.
 
2019-04-11 06:58:52 AM  
Google informed me they haven't deleted their Facebook yet although I'm sure that will happen soon.  They are from Kingston New York and go (or went) to Kingston High.
 
2019-04-11 07:01:28 AM  

RTOGUY: What. The. shiat. The only way this could get more Florida would be if it included an alligator and meth so I'm going to be waiting for a more detailed follow up article.


I am guessing it included meth or some other equivalent chemical.
On a personal thought, public nudity should never ever end with arrest for an assault on a police officer.
 
2019-04-11 07:04:20 AM  

toddalmighty: Ever notice that hilarity always "ensues"? Hilarity never "happens".


Make Hilarity
Happen Again
 
2019-04-11 07:04:49 AM  

Xai: Useless without pics


This being Floriduh, can the first several pics be of them fully clothed?
 
2019-04-11 07:14:41 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Three naked young women sunning themselves and Florida Man's response is call the cops.

/Your doing it wrong.


Florida Man is more familiar than us with regards to Florida Women.

/also: you're doing "you're doing it wrong" wrong
//nested YDIW statements
///Fark's geekiness is rubbing off. So to speak
 
2019-04-11 07:18:57 AM  

Jake Havechek: The soundtrack was "Yakety Sax".


And played by ZZ Top.
 
2019-04-11 07:20:42 AM  
I think I saw this porno flick.
 
2019-04-11 07:20:48 AM  
No DUI charges - implying that they did all this shiat sober.
Whoa.
 
2019-04-11 07:21:15 AM  
I understand air drying nude, I've done it.  However I don't get the mindset young women can have about it, by getting angry.  I have the sense to do it at a reasonable time no one should see me besides my wife.

My SIL did this too.  She was living in my basement, and had just gotten out of the shower.  I waited over 20 minutes before deciding to go flip laundry.  She had a door on her bedroom that faced the bottom of the stairs.  She didn't shut that door.  I reached the basement turned towards the laundry room, which meant facing her door.  She was standing full naked in front of a mirror, and started screaming at me.  I kept walking to the laundry room, and went about my chore.  She told my FIL that I was hanging downstairs like a creep.  He was angry with me, till I told him I gave her more than 20 minutes to get in her room, and close the door.

She later admitted that after she moved into an apartment, she continued the practice of nude drying, and forgot to close the curtains on her patio door.  A neighbor got a less screamy, better view.
 
2019-04-11 07:23:22 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Three naked young women sunning themselves and Florida Man's response is call the cops.

/Your doing it wrong.


Maybe he wouldn't have called the po-po if they were white girls.

just sayin'
 
2019-04-11 07:28:10 AM  
Fark, start your judging! 

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2019-04-11 07:29:54 AM  
Those are some hard 19s
 
2019-04-11 07:30:46 AM  
Air drying? Soap and water by themselves don't get all the crude and funk off your arse, that's why you have to use towels.
 
2019-04-11 07:32:39 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Air drying? Soap and water by themselves don't get all the crude and funk off your arse, that's why you have to use towels.


You're doing it wrong.
 
2019-04-11 07:33:10 AM  
I'm pretty sure interstate rest areas in Florida don't have showers.
 
2019-04-11 07:34:03 AM  

lack of warmth: I understand air drying nude, I've done it.  However I don't get the mindset young women can have about it, by getting angry.  I have the sense to do it at a reasonable time no one should see me besides my wife.

My SIL did this too.  She was living in my basement, and had just gotten out of the shower.  I waited over 20 minutes before deciding to go flip laundry.  She had a door on her bedroom that faced the bottom of the stairs.  She didn't shut that door.  I reached the basement turned towards the laundry room, which meant facing her door.  She was standing full naked in front of a mirror, and started screaming at me.  I kept walking to the laundry room, and went about my chore.  She told my FIL that I was hanging downstairs like a creep.  He was angry with me, till I told him I gave her more than 20 minutes to get in her room, and close the door.

She later admitted that after she moved into an apartment, she continued the practice of nude drying, and forgot to close the curtains on her patio door.  A neighbor got a less screamy, better view.


Back in the early 90's I worked pest control.  I serviced a HeadStart in a rural area and had to get the keys to it from the owner next door, a black man in his 50's. I was waiting in his kitchen one spring morning while he retrieved the keys when his 50ish wife walked across the living room stark naked. She did not see me (thank God! I was in my mid 30's) and I suddenly was fascinated by the view out of the kitchen door.
 
2019-04-11 07:34:35 AM  

swankywanky: Fark, start your judging! 

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Meh,.. subbys mom is worse.
 
2019-04-11 07:35:10 AM  

Unobtanium: When I stop at Florida Rest Areas, I never see young women willingly going nude. I see truckers, elderly tourists, a decrepit car or van filled with personal belongings, and some "Veteran's" group soliciting donations. No e of whom I want to see or envision naked.

But I am also reminded of the time I overheard a senior cop say "Nothing good ever comes out of a 'naked person' call"


It's amazing how 100% accurate this post is
 
2019-04-11 07:38:43 AM  
On the plus side, Florida State Police broke their record for response time to a call...
 
2019-04-11 07:40:13 AM  

swankywanky: Fark, start your judging! 

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I think if I had to pick... I would choose 2 then 3 then 1.   Going left to right.  No... wait... right to left.
 
2019-04-11 07:40:51 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: I'm pretty sure interstate rest areas in Florida don't have showers.


I've never seen one. So they bathed in the restroom (ewwww) or used one of the hosepipes (except I think they have keyed valves). Florida rest areas all have air hand dryers, mostly the older low-speed ones that don't work well.
I spend a lot of time driving Florida Roads for work. I've been in that Pasco County rest area many times. It's actually one of the nicer ones.
 
2019-04-11 07:41:52 AM  

swankywanky: Fark, start your judging! 

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Ok, nice, nah
 
2019-04-11 07:44:00 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: I'm pretty sure interstate rest areas in Florida don't have showers.


Actually some of them do. They are for your car to clean off bugs.
 
2019-04-11 07:47:33 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Three naked young women sunning themselves and Florida Man's response is call the cops.

/Your doing it wrong.


Florida Man doesn't call the police, the police are called on him.

/probably another tourist that called
 
2019-04-11 07:50:47 AM  

swankywanky: Fark, start your judging! 

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Probably
Yep
Nope
 
2019-04-11 07:51:28 AM  
So, swing a bat on a cop. No shootee
Drive a car intentionally towards a cop. No shootee.
Bizarro Cops on duty.

That StarChase device they got on the suspects car sounds neat.
 
2019-04-11 07:55:31 AM  

RTOGUY: What. The. shiat. The only way this could get more Florida would be if it included an alligator and meth so I'm going to be waiting for a more detailed follow up article.


No Burmese pythons or homicidal Disneyland employee? Pythons demand equal time.
 
2019-04-11 07:56:52 AM  
Has no 1 got a neck tattoo at the ripe old age of 18?
 
2019-04-11 07:57:15 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: So, swing a bat on a cop. No shootee
Drive a car intentionally towards a cop. No shootee.
Bizarro Cops on duty.

That StarChase device they got on the suspects car sounds neat.


It's a tracking device used to tag cars, basically like something from a bad sci fi movie, except it works.
 
2019-04-11 08:02:10 AM  
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2019-04-11 08:02:38 AM  

swankywanky: Fark, start your judging! 

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They look about average...but I mean, if they're naked...tell me again why this is worth calling the cops? Take a damn video and consider it a memory. Who flipped the "Occurrence of Awesome" switch on the Matrix?

America is so farked up with this puritanical BS. We see three naked women applying suntan lotion at a rest stop and someone calls the cops? What's wrong with that guy? OH NO NAKED PEOPLE!
 
2019-04-11 08:07:03 AM  

khatores: swankywanky: Fark, start your judging! 

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They look about average...but I mean, if they're naked...tell me again why this is worth calling the cops? Take a damn video and consider it a memory. Who flipped the "Occurrence of Awesome" switch on the Matrix?

America is so farked up with this puritanical BS. We see three naked women applying suntan lotion at a rest stop and someone calls the cops? What's wrong with that guy? OH NO NAKED PEOPLE!


Guarantee you the caller was female...
 
2019-04-11 08:09:27 AM  

Resident Muslim: Someone Else's Alt: Three naked young women sunning themselves and Florida Man's response is call the cops.

/Your doing it wrong.

Florida Man is more familiar than us with regards to Florida Women.

/also: you're doing "you're doing it wrong" wrong
//nested YDIW statements
///Fark's geekiness is rubbing off. So to speak


Damn it.
 
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