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(Guardian)   Switzerland decides coffee beans are not vital for human survival   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Switzerland, Swiss franc, Logistics, emergency stockpiling of coffee, coffee stockpiles, Switzerland's mandatory coffee reserves, maker of instant coffee Nescaf, Franc  
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2019-04-10 02:18:30 PM  
Try working in an office. You need the coffee.
 
2019-04-10 02:20:13 PM  
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2019-04-10 02:35:19 PM  
If you're stuck in a bunker with me, coffee just might be necessary for human survival.
 
2019-04-10 02:41:29 PM  
This will have been a decision made by an accountant. Damn bean counters
 
2019-04-10 03:02:31 PM  
Switzerland is wrong.

Even in a monastery, coffee is considered a necessity.  These are people who don;'t buy sodas, convenience foods, or anything else that is considered a luxury.  But the coffee is non-negotiable.
 
2019-04-10 03:03:56 PM  
It's a Swiss Miss
 
2019-04-10 03:08:16 PM  
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/I don't actually like coffee; I'm just joining in for the hell of it
 
2019-04-10 03:14:13 PM  
I might be able to live without coffee, but any of y'all motherf*ckers coming near me without it wouldn't.
 
2019-04-10 04:29:50 PM  
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2019-04-10 04:52:45 PM  
I can live without coffee - if it was replaced by beer.
 
2019-04-10 05:07:28 PM  
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2019-04-10 05:21:28 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's a Swiss Miss


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2019-04-10 05:44:55 PM  
Philistines!
 
2019-04-10 05:49:03 PM  
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2019-04-10 05:58:00 PM  
But I'll bet them cocksuckers got cacoa beans stockpiled out the wazoo.
 
2019-04-10 07:02:20 PM  
 
2019-04-10 08:48:36 PM  
kdawg7736:

Try working in a crack flophouse, you need it.
 
2019-04-10 08:50:22 PM  
Qatmandu:

How stretched out are those wazoos
 
2019-04-11 02:41:12 AM  

Raoul Eaton: If you're stuck in a bunker with me, coffee just might be necessary for human survival.


I get why people need coffee, we live in a society where ever moment is utilised, often with tasks that are energy intensive. But WTF are you doing in a bunker that requires you to get up early or exert excessive energy? It's a bunker. If anything I specifically don't want someone bouncing off the walls with caffeine on top of the cabin fever.

/now weed in the other hand...
 
2019-04-11 03:13:11 AM  

tjsands1118: Raoul Eaton: If you're stuck in a bunker with me, coffee just might be necessary for human survival.

I get why people need coffee, we live in a society where ever moment is utilised, often with tasks that are energy intensive. But WTF are you doing in a bunker that requires you to get up early or exert excessive energy? It's a bunker. If anything I specifically don't want someone bouncing off the walls with caffeine on top of the cabin fever.

/now weed in the other hand...


You don't want someone coming down from caffeine withdrawal either..They will cut you..cut you deep...
 
2019-04-11 11:05:38 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: tjsands1118: Raoul Eaton: If you're stuck in a bunker with me, coffee just might be necessary for human survival.

I get why people need coffee, we live in a society where ever moment is utilised, often with tasks that are energy intensive. But WTF are you doing in a bunker that requires you to get up early or exert excessive energy? It's a bunker. If anything I specifically don't want someone bouncing off the walls with caffeine on top of the cabin fever.

/now weed in the other hand...

You don't want someone coming down from caffeine withdrawal either..They will cut you..cut you deep...


Anyone who has ever encountered someone before they had their coffee knows this.

Also, the jury is still out, but caffeine has been linked to improved mood and could even help with mild to moderate depression. I'd imagine that anything that can take the edge off of being locked inside a bunker for a considerable length of time would be considered "essential to survival"
 
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