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(The New York Times)   You would agree, spiral-cut ham is the most erotic of cold cuts   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Pork, ham salesman, Ham, Honey Baked Ham Company, Prosciutto, world's first spiral ham slicer, spiral-cut, Smithfield ham  
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2019-04-10 12:55:44 PM  
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2019-04-10 02:37:12 PM  
Read headline in Zapp's voice.
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2019-04-10 02:51:08 PM  
I would agree, but I don't know why there's a comma in the headline.
2019-04-10 03:03:05 PM  
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2019-04-10 03:11:25 PM  
I've always been led to believe that pastrami is the most erotic cold cut.
2019-04-10 03:32:26 PM  
They should spiral cut more things.
2019-04-10 03:39:16 PM  
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2019-04-10 03:58:02 PM  

Warthog: I've always been led to believe that pastrami is the most erotic cold cut.

Came here for this.  Leaving.

//Steve Earle rocks
2019-04-10 06:37:09 PM  
I don't know... Mortadella is pretty sexy.

Italian diminutive, formed irregularly from Latin murtatum '(sausage) seasoned with myrtle berries.  That's just hot.
2019-04-10 09:49:08 PM  
Have you ever been to a Honeybaked Ham retail store on the day before Easter?

Try going this Saturday just to witness.  Don't go in the front, go around to the side or the back - wherever the freight door is.

You will see sugar spilling out the door, down the driveway, into the street...  And a line of people around the block at the front.

I'll never forget the sight.
2019-04-10 10:22:14 PM  
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2019-04-11 02:50:42 AM  
I'll eat a spiral cut ham, but I wouldn't buy one. They always seem to dry out by the time they get hot.

/I like regular ham that's been glazed like it's being served at Marge Simpson's dinner party.
2019-04-11 06:16:52 AM  
Nah. Shank end city ham for me. The bone with the joint makes it sexy as fark.
2019-04-11 10:38:09 AM  
Phig puckers
2019-04-11 11:18:42 AM  

NINEv2: Nah. Shank end city ham for me. The bone with the joint makes it sexy as fark.

I recommend your partner see a urologist.
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