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(Newsweek)   Mmmmmmm.... acidic pork chops   (newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Stabbing, Pleading, Krispy Kreme, Coroner, paranoid Florida man, Police, Sheriff, Allegation  
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2737 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2019 at 12:15 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-10 11:41:20 AM  
They should have anticipated his reaction. At least the cops were able to neutralize him.
 
2019-04-10 11:54:04 AM  
Keep him away from the veal piccata.
 
2019-04-10 11:58:44 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Keep him away from the veal piccata.


Exactly.
 
2019-04-10 12:20:53 PM  
Next time he gets pork tar-tar for dinner.
 
2019-04-10 12:21:11 PM  
His mother suffered internal brain bleeding and his father a stab wound to the chest, though the sheriff's office described the injuries as non-life threatening.

Okay, I'm by no means a medical expert, but isn't "brain bleeding" usually one of those "Oh shiat, get them help before they die"-type injuries?
 
2019-04-10 12:24:58 PM  
Fun fact, you can bring the pH of acidic food up adding some semen.

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2019-04-10 12:25:23 PM  
A classic marinade for grilled chicken or or porkchops is using an Italian salad dressing. You can improve this by adding worchestershire sauce to the marinade.

/now I want to make a spicy balsamic vinegrette marinated pork chop for dinner
 
2019-04-10 12:27:40 PM  
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"....and applesawwwwwwce....."

 
2019-04-10 12:27:54 PM  
Make a paste with lime juice and pibil seasoning (about 1/2 cumin, plus garlic, salt, pepper, a couple other things).  Marinate pork chops in the paste for about 20 minutes (but not longer than 30!) and grill.

Fantastic.
 
2019-04-10 12:28:16 PM  
Hasidic porkchops?

That makes no sense....
 
2019-04-10 12:28:58 PM  
"Leon County Sheriff's Office arrested Austin E. Day, 28, last Thursday over the disturbing incident at the family's home on the 4400 block of Rabbit Pond Road"

For some reason this guy comes to mind.
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2019-04-10 12:34:56 PM  
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Have you ever eaten pork chops.... on meth?
 
2019-04-10 12:39:03 PM  

keygrip: Hasidic porkchops?

That makes no sense....


Dammit, I came here to make that idiotic comment...
 
2019-04-10 12:53:36 PM  
Well we're the pork chops poison or not.....?
 
2019-04-10 12:55:53 PM  
 
2019-04-10 12:58:03 PM  
kinda related

pork chops
put them in crockpot/instapot
along with sauerkraut & apples
cook until fork tender & tadaa
acidic pork
 
2019-04-10 12:59:47 PM  

Trocadero: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/a​p​ple-ginger-pork-chops-recipe-1938279
Bonus:
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pork recipe simulpost almost
 
2019-04-10 01:01:40 PM  
Wow. That entire page is slammed full of Flori-duh derp.
 
2019-04-10 01:09:10 PM  
Maybe all of Florida should be poisoned, hmm?  Kidding, sort of....
 
2019-04-10 01:10:08 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Fun fact, you can bring the pH of acidic food up adding some semen.

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This is why I suggest we add a "gross" button
 
2019-04-10 01:11:19 PM  

mottsnil: Maybe all of Florida should be poisoned, hmm?  Kidding, sort of....



Disclaimer:  I'm a native of Florida, don't live there anymore and IKTYKW.
 
2019-04-10 01:16:19 PM  
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2019-04-10 01:32:11 PM  
So, it wasn't such a beautiful Day in the neighborhood?
 
2019-04-10 01:39:33 PM  
GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches
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2019-04-10 01:46:10 PM  

johnsoninca: They should have anticipated his reaction. At least the cops were able to neutralize him.


It was basic police work.
 
2019-04-10 02:00:50 PM  
I think the story on that page about the Krispy Kreme worker stabbing his co-workers boyfriend over an argument about making donuts was equally Floriduh.  Who argues about making donuts?  Who stabs someone over a donut argument?  The world we live in.......I just can't even.
 
2019-04-10 02:29:47 PM  

FrancoFile: Make a paste with lime juice and pibil seasoning (about 1/2 cumin, plus garlic, salt, pepper, a couple other things).  Marinate pork chops in the paste for about 20 minutes (but not longer than 30!) and grill.

Fantastic.


Or rather cover in flour and pan-fry that shiat.

/I sound fat
 
2019-04-10 02:35:21 PM  
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2019-04-10 02:39:57 PM  

IHadMeAVision: FrancoFile: Make a paste with lime juice and pibil seasoning (about 1/2 cumin, plus garlic, salt, pepper, a couple other things).  Marinate pork chops in the paste for about 20 minutes (but not longer than 30!) and grill.

Fantastic.

Or rather cover in flour and pan-fry that shiat.

/I sound fat


Nah.
Things spiced with cumin should either be grilled or stewed.
 
2019-04-10 02:43:18 PM  
It seems like I'm asking a question like this far too often...

Why is someone who tried to kill his girlfriend by hitting her in the head with a farking propane tank and saying "I should kill you right now." walking the streets?

Or is this yet more "mandatory sentences are racist" idiocy?
 
2019-04-10 04:57:06 PM  
I completely understand.
 
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