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(Facebook)   Two Darwin fishos were in a Top End billabong when one of them hooked onto an "absolute donkey of a barra". We assume that makes sense somewhere   (facebook.com) divider line
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2019-04-10 12:11:09 PM  
I understood it
 
2019-04-10 12:58:52 PM  
I did too, clipped that bad Oscar too roight m8
 
2019-04-10 01:36:50 PM  
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2019-04-10 01:45:04 PM  
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2019-04-10 01:55:17 PM  
I read this in my head with the voice of Ozzy Man Reviews.
 
2019-04-10 01:56:12 PM  
My brain is trying to fit that headline into the melody from Waltzing Matilda.
 
2019-04-10 01:58:06 PM  

cgraves67: My brain is trying to fit that headline into the melody from Waltzing Matilda.


It actually fits better into the meter of the anti-Australia's favorite poem, The Shooting of Dan McGrew by Robert Service.
 
2019-04-10 02:17:00 PM  
Could I please get a translation on that one? (can't hit facebook from here)
 
2019-04-10 02:35:59 PM  
Two guys hook a barracuda, and an alligator chases after it and steals their catch.

But hold on, look at the 2nd video, the guy makes a knife float!
 
2019-04-10 02:49:54 PM  

Coloman: Two guys hook a barracuda, and an alligator chases after it and steals their catch.

But hold on, look at the 2nd video, the guy makes a knife float!


Thats a croc
 
2019-04-10 02:50:35 PM  
Ive had that happen but with a shark.  Fortunately I was in a boat.
 
2019-04-10 03:09:30 PM  
Oooh, the things I've seen! I've gone walkabout, all the way to Vorago Solitude! I've seen an enormous giant billabong -- a giant empty billabong with bright purple light shooting out of it, and I heard the deafening silent prayers of an ancient people ringing out from the depths of it! I camped by it, and I sang as I watched as my billy boiled. Then up leapt a jumbuck! I grabbed him with glee, and shoved it in my tuckerbag. But then I returned from the distant land, and I went, and lost it camped not far from here. Blasted kraggons attacked me! Go find it, Peepot. Then you'll know I speaketh the truth. Check yer ECHO. I'm plum tuckered out. Reckon I might die now.
 
2019-04-10 03:29:50 PM  

Coloman: Two guys hook a barracuda, and an alligator chases after it and steals their catch.

But hold on, look at the 2nd video, the guy makes a knife float!


Not a 'cuda. It was a barramundi.

Like this one:
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2019-04-10 03:34:36 PM  
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2019-04-10 03:36:38 PM  
Cut your line, that fish is gone.
 
2019-04-10 03:43:56 PM  

give me doughnuts: Coloman: Two guys hook a barracuda, and an alligator chases after it and steals their catch.

But hold on, look at the 2nd video, the guy makes a knife float!

Not a 'cuda. It was a barramundi.


Cuda, Mundi, no diff as the gator got it.
Same thing about the gator, gator, croc, it's got big teeth, and eats people, do not get close.
 
2019-04-10 03:45:24 PM  
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2019-04-11 02:46:24 AM  
Holy crap that was scary. I can't believe that even after the croc ate the fish, that they didn't get the fark out of 'dodge'!
 
2019-04-11 05:54:18 AM  
That was awesome
 
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