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(Dayton Daily News)   It's National Unicorn Day, so of course restaurants are serving rainbow-hued unicorn pizza   (daytondailynews.com) divider line
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2019-04-09 04:00:10 PM  
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Those are the two most disgusting pizzas I think I have ever seen in my life.  The left looks like a dollop of vomit surrounded by mold and diseased pustules, and the one on the right looks like the one on the left, covered in sawdust.
 
2019-04-09 04:03:55 PM  
I thought this day celebrated something else entire.
 
2019-04-09 04:45:06 PM  
Can we please farking stop it with this "unicorn" shiat?  That and goddamn pumpkin spice everything.
 
2019-04-09 04:55:35 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Can we please farking stop it with this "unicorn" shiat?  That and goddamn pumpkin spice everything.


At least I don't worry about the world's supply of pumpkin spice running low just because they add it to everything from aspirin to Zingers every fall. But aren't unicorns super endangered? Shouldn't conservationists be losing their minds over seeing them callously chopped up for pizza meat and blended into sparkly smoothies?
 
2019-04-09 05:00:07 PM  
hork.
 
2019-04-09 05:38:42 PM  
The Unicorn is Scotland's Heraldic Beast.
How cool is that.
Far better to celebrate with Haggis Pizza.
 
2019-04-09 06:12:04 PM  

EdgeRunner: Benevolent Misanthrope: Can we please farking stop it with this "unicorn" shiat?  That and goddamn pumpkin spice everything.

At least I don't worry about the world's supply of pumpkin spice running low just because they add it to everything from aspirin to Zingers every fall. But aren't unicorns super endangered? Shouldn't conservationists be losing their minds over seeing them callously chopped up for pizza meat and blended into sparkly smoothies?


I don't think narwhals are endangered
 
2019-04-09 06:16:32 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Can we please farking stop it with this "unicorn" shiat?  That and goddamn pumpkin spice everything.


No. We cannot.
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Deal with it.
 
2019-04-09 06:48:16 PM  
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2019-04-09 06:48:49 PM  

Psychopusher: [img.fark.net image 517x354]
Those are the two most disgusting pizzas I think I have ever seen in my life.  The left looks like a dollop of vomit surrounded by mold and diseased pustules, and the one on the right looks like the one on the left, covered in sawdust.


At least there's no corn or pineapples
 
2019-04-09 06:58:22 PM  

doglover: Psychopusher: [img.fark.net image 517x354]
Those are the two most disgusting pizzas I think I have ever seen in my life.  The left looks like a dollop of vomit surrounded by mold and diseased pustules, and the one on the right looks like the one on the left, covered in sawdust.

At least there's no corn or pineapples


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/I heard there was heresy, and I got here as fast as I could.
 
2019-04-09 07:45:57 PM  

Twilight Farkle: doglover: Psychopusher: [img.fark.net image 517x354]
Those are the two most disgusting pizzas I think I have ever seen in my life.  The left looks like a dollop of vomit surrounded by mold and diseased pustules, and the one on the right looks like the one on the left, covered in sawdust.

At least there's no corn or pineapples

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/I heard there was heresy, and I got here as fast as I could.


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Pinkie is clearly wearing Mushrooms, Tomatoes, and full size Green Apple Jolly Ranchers.
 
2019-04-09 08:18:59 PM  
The f*ck is National Unicorn Day?

I mean other than more bullsh*t excuses for marketing and sales. That's obvious.
 
2019-04-09 08:19:04 PM  
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2019-04-09 08:35:04 PM  
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2019-04-09 08:40:55 PM  
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2019-04-09 08:45:49 PM  
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2019-04-09 08:51:07 PM  
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2019-04-09 08:57:27 PM  

Sid_6.7: The f*ck is National Unicorn Day?

I mean other than more bullsh*t excuses for marketing and sales. That's obvious.


Oh you know, there's also, ummm... uhh...

Nah, you called it.
 
2019-04-09 09:29:52 PM  

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Funnied.
Also, stealing that to give Captain Steroid crap in the sports tab (Broncos fan).
 
2019-04-09 09:37:16 PM  

Psychopusher: [img.fark.net image 517x354]
Those are the two most disgusting pizzas I think I have ever seen in my life.  The left looks like a dollop of vomit surrounded by mold and diseased pustules, and the one on the right looks like the one on the left, covered in sawdust.


There is another - Yoda.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/new​s​/716214/is-this-the-most-disgusting-pi​zza-ever/

Pizza Hut. Topped with crayfish, scallops, clams, and shrimp with thousand island sauce. The stuffed crust is salmon roe and fish flavored cheese.
 
2019-04-09 11:22:15 PM  

baron von doodle: Psychopusher: [img.fark.net image 517x354]
Those are the two most disgusting pizzas I think I have ever seen in my life.  The left looks like a dollop of vomit surrounded by mold and diseased pustules, and the one on the right looks like the one on the left, covered in sawdust.

There is another - Yoda.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news​/716214/is-this-the-most-disgusting-pi​zza-ever/

Pizza Hut. Topped with crayfish, scallops, clams, and shrimp with thousand island sauce. The stuffed crust is salmon roe and fish flavored cheese.


From a purely aesthetic position, it looks a bit weird, but at least some degree of appetizing as long as you don't actually read what the ingredients actually are.

Regardless of ingredients, however, the pizzas in the TFA look like they should be handled in full HazMat gear while they're transported directly to biological waste containment while a frantic search for Patient Zero plays out for the next 75 minutes.
 
2019-04-10 02:20:36 AM  

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Rainbow trout rolls?
 
2019-04-10 04:22:15 AM  

baron von doodle: Psychopusher: [img.fark.net image 517x354]
Those are the two most disgusting pizzas I think I have ever seen in my life.  The left looks like a dollop of vomit surrounded by mold and diseased pustules, and the one on the right looks like the one on the left, covered in sawdust.

There is another - Yoda.

[img.fark.net image 425x237]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news​/716214/is-this-the-most-disgusting-pi​zza-ever/

Pizza Hut. Topped with crayfish, scallops, clams, and shrimp with thousand island sauce. The stuffed crust is salmon roe and fish flavored cheese.


It's not boiled enough for people in the UK
 
2019-04-10 07:51:15 AM  

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Did a unicorn... er, well... splooge... all over that sandwich?
 
2019-04-10 10:01:12 AM  

bobug: eyeq360: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x783]

Did a unicorn... er, well... splooge... all over that sandwich?


Don't be disgusting. A unicorn pooped in it.
 
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