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(KSTU FOX 13)   Naked murder suspect arrested after waving gun at Waffle House, is told waitress interviews are Wednesday   (fox13now.com) divider line
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2019-04-09 10:04:41 AM  
All she had to do was order something, and nobody would have noticed.
 
2019-04-09 05:52:05 PM  
Sound like we found a stripper for the next NRA office party.
 
2019-04-09 06:00:44 PM  
Sir, this is an Arby's.
 
2019-04-09 06:04:58 PM  
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2019-04-09 06:05:43 PM  
Salt Lake City publishing a story about a mentally ill minority woman in Nashville? Is it a Fox affiliate? Yep, now it makes sense.
 
2019-04-09 06:08:14 PM  
Yay ! Guns for everyone !
 
2019-04-09 06:10:52 PM  
So, is Waffle House the Wal-Mart of restaurants or is Wal-Mart the Waffle House of retail shopping?
 
2019-04-09 06:13:08 PM  

jynxyu: So, is Waffle House the Wal-Mart of restaurants or is Wal-Mart the Waffle House of retail shopping?


Waffle-Mart. Because it's 4 a.m. and the spiders under your skin won't let you sleep.
 
2019-04-09 06:26:06 PM  
That's Precious.
 
2019-04-09 06:26:18 PM  
Dude looks like he's about to start bawling.
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Also looks like the love child of Coolio and Tyler Dourdan (black guy from CSI: Vegas)
 
2019-04-09 06:26:18 PM  
Hmmm. I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps Waffle House is not the safest place in town.

/never been to one, but i looked at the menu and saw nothing which appealed to me
//particularly the "getting beaten and shot by strangers" part
 
2019-04-09 06:30:27 PM  
I was in North Carolina last week and decided to have my first Waffle House experience. I got out of the rental car, looked cross the lot, and saw a fresh pile of puke on the ground. Pretty much what I expected.

The hashbrowns were good, tho
 
2019-04-09 06:35:27 PM  
NakedGunTheme.flac
 
2019-04-09 06:36:16 PM  

Nexzus: Dude looks like he's about to start bawling.
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Also looks like the love child of Coolio and Tyler Dourdan (black guy from CSI: Vegas)


We used to refer to him as the black Chris Cornell.
 
2019-04-09 06:38:01 PM  

blondambition: Nexzus: Dude looks like he's about to start bawling.
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Also looks like the love child of Coolio and Tyler Dourdan (black guy from CSI: Vegas)

We used to refer to him as the black Chris Cornell.


Also his name was Gary.
 
2019-04-09 06:39:51 PM  
the patriarchy innit
 
2019-04-09 06:52:53 PM  
Sounds like someone's hoping for an insanity defense.
 
2019-04-09 07:00:39 PM  

casual disregard: Hmmm. I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps Waffle House is not the safest place in town.

/never been to one, but i looked at the menu and saw nothing which appealed to me
//particularly the "getting beaten and shot by strangers" part


It's reasonably safe.

Half the clientele and workers are cops or felons, so if anyone starts something, many people are equipped to stop it.
 
2019-04-09 07:19:59 PM  
You would never see this at an IHOP
 
2019-04-09 07:44:59 PM  
The entertainment is half the fun of going.  Besides, you can get fuller than a tic for $10.

Obligatory...
 
2019-04-09 07:52:15 PM  
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2019-04-09 08:11:30 PM  
What's the other shiatty country joint that is a breakfast-24 hours and lunch/dinner? My parents always would take me there and I would say every time "I don't eat breakfast foods, why would you bring me here?" It was punishment apparently.

Country something? But it wasn't a buffet. And it wasn't IHOP. Like just old people eat there and I would always get weird looks even though I was with my folks. "Hi I'll have the....a la carte bacon and sausage. And a water."

Whatever it sucked and my parents took money from me as rent because I was living with them and even with my video game habit I saved up enough money to buy my first house. And now I want to eat with them. But it's never f'n breakfast. Now I set the terms. Biatches. Now I pay for dinn....wait, what? Did my parents play me?
 
2019-04-09 08:13:45 PM  
Gun toting naked fat chicks are a curse on this Wafflehouse!
 
2019-04-09 08:36:32 PM  

casual disregard: What's the other shiatty country joint that is a breakfast-24 hours and lunch/dinner? My parents always would take me there and I would say every time "I don't eat breakfast foods, why would you bring me here?" It was punishment apparently.

Country something? But it wasn't a buffet. And it wasn't IHOP. Like just old people eat there and I would always get weird looks even though I was with my folks. "Hi I'll have the....a la carte bacon and sausage. And a water."

Whatever it sucked and my parents took money from me as rent because I was living with them and even with my video game habit I saved up enough money to buy my first house. And now I want to eat with them. But it's never f'n breakfast. Now I set the terms. Biatches. Now I pay for dinn....wait, what? Did my parents play me?


Dennys
 
2019-04-09 08:48:41 PM  

syrynxx: Sir, this is an Arby's IHOP.

 
2019-04-09 08:49:27 PM  

HighlanderRPI: You would never see this at an IHOP


I got served coffee at an IHOP with dried pancake batter on the cup. Never going back.
 
2019-04-09 08:51:19 PM  

Nexzus: Dude looks like he's about to start bawling.
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Also looks like the love child of Coolio and Tyler Dourdan (black guy from CSI: Vegas)


Who??
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2019-04-09 08:52:19 PM  

Mercury: I got out of the rental car, looked cross the lot, and saw a fresh pile of puke on the ground. Pretty much what I expected.


Give them the benefit of the doubt, it was probably all the alcohol someone drank beforehand, not the food.
 
2019-04-09 09:00:46 PM  
Just another Responsible Gun Owner exercising their sacred rights. Nothing to see here. This is the new normal.
 
2019-04-09 10:01:44 PM  
Nothing good happens in a Waffle House after midnight trifecta complete.

/achievement unlocked
 
2019-04-09 10:25:14 PM  
The reporting has a bit of a gap here: why'd the guy who didn't have the gun land a new gun charge too? Cops just figure they'd throw that on and see what sticks? Maybe she said it was his... in any case, whatever got them in that situation, yikes.
 
2019-04-09 10:44:14 PM  
They might have a cute little trinket and candy shop, but you won't get entertainment like this at a Cracker Barrel.
 
2019-04-09 11:37:38 PM  

casual disregard: What's the other shiatty country joint that is a breakfast-24 hours and lunch/dinner? My parents always would take me there and I would say every time "I don't eat breakfast foods, why would you bring me here?" It was punishment apparently.

Country something? But it wasn't a buffet. And it wasn't IHOP. Like just old people eat there and I would always get weird looks even though I was with my folks. "Hi I'll have the....a la carte bacon and sausage. And a water."

Whatever it sucked and my parents took money from me as rent because I was living with them and even with my video game habit I saved up enough money to buy my first house. And now I want to eat with them. But it's never f'n breakfast. Now I set the terms. Biatches. Now I pay for dinn....wait, what? Did my parents play me?


Country Kitchen?
 
2019-04-09 11:59:11 PM  
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