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2019-04-04 4:41:56 PM  
Just be nekkid. We can see it all anyways.
 
2019-04-04 5:17:19 PM  
I hope nobody says to should think of the children.  Because this would be a very inappropriate swimsuit for an eight year old.
 
2019-04-04 5:17:47 PM  
Sigh.  Always a typo.
 
2019-04-04 5:26:43 PM  
If you don't have the body of a porn star you probably shouldn't wear this.
 
2019-04-04 5:27:02 PM  
+1 subby, well done
 
2019-04-04 5:33:54 PM  
Nice headline.
 
2019-04-04 5:47:04 PM  
It's going to come to this before long:
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2019-04-04 6:20:44 PM  
There ARE smaller ones out there.

Like, a LOT smaller even.

I mean, like incredibly smaller.

/Links may not be SFW depending on the attitudes of your IT department, or HR departments...
 
2019-04-04 6:37:06 PM  

hubiestubert: There ARE smaller ones out there.

Like, a LOT smaller even.

I mean, like incredibly smaller.

/Links may not be SFW depending on the attitudes of your IT department, or HR departments...


Go on...
 
2019-04-04 6:49:54 PM  

GardenWeasel: hubiestubert: There ARE smaller ones out there.

Like, a LOT smaller even.

I mean, like incredibly smaller.

/Links may not be SFW depending on the attitudes of your IT department, or HR departments...

Go on...


I've had posts deleted for moderately sessy pinups over the last few years, so you're on your own for that. The links should be enough to get the point though. The last one I've seen in motion, and...well, it's not like you can exactly go swimming, or even do much walking in the damn thing. Or have areolas of even moderate size...
 
2019-04-04 7:27:22 PM  
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2019-04-04 8:17:27 PM  

hubiestubert: There ARE smaller ones out there.

Like, a LOT smaller even.

I mean, like incredibly smaller.

/Links may not be SFW depending on the attitudes of your IT department, or HR departments...


I didn't think it would be possible to fap to amazon. I'm having flashbacks to the Victorias Secret catalogs of my youth.
 
2019-04-04 9:32:32 PM  
Micro bikini with invisible straps takes tiny swimmers

Those ladies are certainly welcome to take my tiny swimmers.
 
2019-04-05 12:39:09 AM  
"I thought it was an eye patch."
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2019-04-05 12:52:19 AM  

wax_on: If you don't have the body of a porn star you probably shouldn't wear this.


Remember, Ron Jeremy is a porn star.
 
2019-04-05 1:00:31 AM  

markie_farkie: It's going to come to this before long:
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I think I might feel a little overdressed in that.  I am looking for something that makes me feel a little for free.
 
2019-04-05 1:09:35 AM  

Puffy McBooze: I think I might feel a little overdressed in that.  I am looking for something that makes me feel a little for free.


I've got just the thing for you:

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2019-04-05 1:20:25 AM  

nmrsnr: Puffy McBooze: I think I might feel a little overdressed in that.  I am looking for something that makes me feel a little for free.

I've got just the thing for you:

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That still looks a little constricting...and 22, not sure we are going to be needing that at all.  Doesn't anyone do any worthwhile custom work anymore?
 
2019-04-05 1:38:06 AM  
"Just when you thought we'd had our fill of barely-there bikinis "

Another one of those examples where I understand the meaning of the individual words, but the whole sentence doesn't parse.
 
2019-04-05 1:40:57 AM  

arrogantbastich: I didn't think it would be possible to fap to amazon. I'm having flashbacks to the Victorias Secret catalogs of my youth.


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2019-04-05 1:46:16 AM  
Humans can be remarkably stupid.
 
2019-04-05 1:50:10 AM  

arrogantbastich: Just be nekkid. We can see it all anyways.


I'm sorry, I'm already naked and not sure what to do now.
 
2019-04-05 1:52:03 AM  
Does it come with free rib removal?
 
2019-04-05 2:04:25 AM  

hubiestubert: There ARE smaller ones out there.

Like, a LOT smaller even.

I mean, like incredibly smaller.

/Links may not be SFW depending on the attitudes of your IT department, or HR departments...


The third one's a one-piece, but I can understand your getting distracted.
 
2019-04-05 3:10:32 AM  
Do the clear straps prevent tan-lines? If so, I want one.
 
2019-04-05 4:01:02 AM  

davidphogan: arrogantbastich: Just be nekkid. We can see it all anyways.

I'm sorry, I'm already naked and not sure what to do now.


Well davidphogan... by looking at your profile "picture", I think you may have figured it out. (insert winking smiley emoji here)
 
2019-04-05 5:47:54 AM  
I get that guys like to look at these, I don't get why women would want to wear them. I figure most of them haven't worked out yet that being desired does not always also mean you are valued. Or maybe just being ogled in general is something that pleases them. It's one of those things that will get filed under 'people are weird'.
 
2019-04-05 5:49:10 AM  

wax_on: If you don't have the body of a porn star you probably shouldn't wear this.


They do say if you've got it, flaunt it. However it's inevitable that too many who don't have it will be attempting to flaunt it also, which will be unfortunate.
 
2019-04-05 6:49:11 AM  

Ivo Shandor: arrogantbastich: I didn't think it would be possible to fap to amazon. I'm having flashbacks to the Victorias Secret catalogs of my youth.

[img.fark.net image 478x358]


I don't deserve this shabby treatment!
 
2019-04-05 7:17:10 AM  

Billy Liar: wax_on: If you don't have the body of a porn star you probably shouldn't wear this.

Remember, Ron Jeremy is a porn star.


And someone (or someones) somewhere finds him attractive.

/different strokes for different folks yo.
 
2019-04-05 7:26:57 AM  

nmrsnr: Puffy McBooze: I think I might feel a little overdressed in that.  I am looking for something that makes me feel a little for free.

I've got just the thing for you:

[img.fark.net image 850x1007]


I think 22 is designed to keep things in place.
Wouldn't want to have a wardrobe malfunction with that, could be scandalous
 
2019-04-05 8:07:28 AM  
The type of women that I most like to see in beachwear would not be able to wear those without falling out and I suspect that no woman could wear that and go for a swim without a malfunction.  What's the point of even going to the beach or wearing swimwear if you don't swim?  Just go to a nude beach if you find bathing suits too restrictive.
 
2019-04-05 8:28:00 AM  
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2019-04-05 9:36:28 AM  
This is an ad disguised as a smear piece. It goes into every sentence about how horrible it is but describes it in full detail with photos, features, it's price and where to get it. The only other explanation other than it being a thinly veiled ad is that the author is having a Have I Mentioned I'm Heterosexual Today meltdown in public. Both are possible, really.
 
2019-04-05 10:14:38 AM  
"with this latest "ridiculous" creation barely able to call itself a pair of swimmers."

The author makes it sounds like that's a bad thing.
 
2019-04-05 10:28:07 AM  

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: This is an ad disguised as a smear piece. It goes into every sentence about how horrible it is but describes it in full detail with photos, features, it's price and where to get it. The only other explanation other than it being a thinly veiled ad is that the author is having a Have I Mentioned I'm Heterosexual Today meltdown in public. Both are possible, really.


It is the Cecil B. DeMille of product placement articles. Condemn the sin after depicting it in as much detail as possible. Sodom and Gomorrah were awful! Just look!

It seems odd and somewhat pointless, but some people desire to be desired, whether for personal or professional reasons. There are worse impulses.
 
2019-04-05 10:28:40 AM  

hubiestubert: There ARE smaller ones out there.

Like, a LOT smaller even.

I mean, like incredibly smaller.

/Links may not be SFW depending on the attitudes of your IT department, or HR departments...


This... other than the "see through" straps... the size of the material looks like a typical bikini.
 
2019-04-05 11:10:37 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Do the clear straps prevent tan-lines? If so, I want one.


You know how to prevent tan lines right?
/these suits have been out for decades. Nothing new here.
 
2019-04-05 11:17:23 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Do the clear straps prevent tan-lines? If so, I want one.


Try it and post results.
 
2019-04-05 12:13:09 PM  
Author of TFA has apparently never heard of Wicked Weasel.
 
2019-04-05 12:54:08 PM  

hubiestubert: There ARE smaller ones out there.

Like, a LOT smaller even.

I mean, like incredibly smaller.

/Links may not be SFW depending on the attitudes of your IT department, or HR departments...


It must be strange to come to the realisation that if needed you could swallow everything you're wearing all at once along with a glass of water
 
2019-04-05 12:55:40 PM  

Nidiot: I get that guys like to look at these, I don't get why women would want to wear them. I figure most of them haven't worked out yet that being desired does not always also mean you are valued. Or maybe just being ogled in general is something that pleases them. It's one of those things that will get filed under 'people are weird'.


You wouldn't. I mean it's like putting on stiletto heels. You're hot as fark, sure, but you can't walk. And if you can, you're way too interested in putting yourself on display.
I don't get it either, but some people have no self-esteem.

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: This is an ad disguised as a smear piece. It goes into every sentence about how horrible it is but describes it in full detail with photos, features, it's price and where to get it. The only other explanation other than it being a thinly veiled ad is that the author is having a Have I Mentioned I'm Heterosexual Today meltdown in public. Both are possible, really.


Of course it's a farking ad. Are you new here? To the planet, I mean.
Everything is an ad. Your whole life is like The Truman Show, being observed and directed by someone else, and you've paid for every bit of it.
 
2019-04-05 1:33:16 PM  
Thanks, fark. I drunkenly ordered one of these things...
 
2019-04-05 1:53:32 PM  
Yeah! Bikini season is coming!
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2019-04-05 2:00:58 PM  

Billy Liar: wax_on: If you don't have the body of a porn star you probably shouldn't wear this.

Remember, Ron Jeremy is a porn star.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-04-05 2:05:29 PM  

nyseattitude: Yeah! Bikini season is coming!
[img.fark.net image 601x495]


[Sproing!]
 
2019-04-05 6:53:24 PM  

cryinoutloud: Nidiot: I get that guys like to look at these, I don't get why women would want to wear them. I figure most of them haven't worked out yet that being desired does not always also mean you are valued. Or maybe just being ogled in general is something that pleases them. It's one of those things that will get filed under 'people are weird'.


You wouldn't. I mean it's like putting on stiletto heels. You're hot as fark, sure, but you can't walk. And if you can, you're way too interested in putting yourself on display.
I don't get it either, but some people have no self-esteem.


The self-esteem is a good point I hadn't considered. In that case any form of positive attention is seen as good attention.

Congratulations, men want to stick their penis in you. News flash: a lot of men aren't fussy and will stick their penis in pretty much anything, you haven't achieved anything even remotely special. Now, getting a man to regard you as more than a masturbatory toy is a real challenge, and one made extra challenging if you are wearing the bikini from the article.

On the other hand, maybe it's perfect for women with nice bodies and ugly faces.
 
2019-04-05 11:32:38 PM  

hubiestubert: There ARE smaller ones out there.

Like, a LOT smaller even.

I mean, like incredibly smaller.

/Links may not be SFW depending on the attitudes of your IT department, or HR departments...


This is what the scandalized headline made me expect.

ZOMG CLEAR STRAPS! YOU CAN SEE HER SHOULDERS!
 
2019-04-06 1:16:01 AM  

no_tan_lines: SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Do the clear straps prevent tan-lines? If so, I want one.

You know how to prevent tan lines right?
/these suits have been out for decades. Nothing new here.


User name checks out.
 
2019-04-06 2:39:35 AM  

nyseattitude: Yeah! Bikini season is coming!
[img.fark.net image 601x495]


I'm not even going to lie. That really does it for me.
 
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