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2019-03-26 07:55:58 AM  
No, Lumpy, you're terrified that your hooking your wagon to Donnie's attorney is going to open you up to charges for the shady ass sh*t you've been doing with your 'Freedom Concerts'...

But, sure, pass off that fear as anger. Totes working...
 
2019-03-26 08:09:22 AM  
Well, it's all a coordinated effort anyway...WH spokespeople, Lumpy, other media, Republican politicians - all out there in front of a camera screaming vindicated, you don't want/need to see Mueller's conclusions, distract distract distract NO U NO U NO U.

F*ck em. Demand to see the report.
 
2019-03-26 08:12:57 AM  
What's client #3 up to now?
 
2019-03-26 08:14:22 AM  
As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.
 
2019-03-26 08:20:35 AM  
I look forward to all the replies from people who missed the joke and try to explain to me how disengenious Barr's summary is!

In all seriousness though, the crypto-fascists are out in full force now. Like, it's amazing. . . Even with the spin, Barr's report still doesn't paint a good picture; it still concludes that Russia tried to meddle in our elections and made multiple attempts to contact the Trump campaign. In the end, it can best be summarized as "we didn't find enough evidence to conclusively prove that Trump knowingly partook. He is not exonerated."

And these farking chodes are trying to spin that as "TOTAL VINDICATION!!! Russia is a hoax! Dems need to be punished."
 
2019-03-26 08:21:24 AM  

MattytheMouse: As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.


Well, if he's as petty and mean-spirited as he's said to be, it'd be a pathetic and sad evening.
 
2019-03-26 08:23:10 AM  

gopher321: MattytheMouse: As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.

Well, if he's as petty and mean-spirited as he's said to be, it'd be a pathetic and sad evening.


It'd be comedy gold for all the wrong reasons; just Donald Trump laughing to his own quips the whole night.
 
2019-03-26 08:27:26 AM  

MattytheMouse: As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.


We've had to sit through his Tweets and public statements already. I think we've all suffered more than enough.
 
2019-03-26 08:28:53 AM  

MattytheMouse: gopher321: MattytheMouse: As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.

Well, if he's as petty and mean-spirited as he's said to be, it'd be a pathetic and sad evening.

It'd be comedy gold for all the wrong reasons; just Donald Trump laughing to his own quips the whole night.


Isn't there a special term for that kind of comedy?  Awkward comedy?  Cringe comedy?  Maybe I'll coin the term "cringe comedy."  Lord knows I've had my experience with it, especially when I tell dad jokes.
 
2019-03-26 08:34:53 AM  

MattytheMouse: I look forward to all the replies from people who missed the joke and try to explain to me how disengenious Barr's summary is!

In all seriousness though, the crypto-fascists are out in full force now. Like, it's amazing. . . Even with the spin, Barr's report still doesn't paint a good picture; it still concludes that Russia tried to meddle in our elections and made multiple attempts to contact the Trump campaign. In the end, it can best be summarized as "we didn't find enough evidence to conclusively prove that Trump knowingly partook. He is not exonerated."

And these farking chodes are trying to spin that as "TOTAL VINDICATION!!! Russia is a hoax! Dems need to be punished."



Just to add to this:

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2019-03-26 08:35:31 AM  
I overheard a redcap say that for the 25 mil that Meuller "wasted" that the public deserves to see the report. That sounds like a winning talking point to get even the coldest MAGAT on board to release the report
 
2019-03-26 08:36:17 AM  
"You have been lied to by other networks and the news media on a spectacular level for years and years."
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2019-03-26 08:37:28 AM  
The Choice, and remember, death is an option: You're happier when Hannity strokes out during a rant on TV, or when Donnie quietly passes into oblivion in his sleep.
 
2019-03-26 08:42:39 AM  

MattytheMouse: gopher321: MattytheMouse: As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.

Well, if he's as petty and mean-spirited as he's said to be, it'd be a pathetic and sad evening.

It'd be comedy gold for all the wrong reasons; just Donald Trump laughing to his own quips the whole night.


Genuine question - has Donald Trump ever laughed?  I don't think he even laughs when kicking out the poors from his slum apartments.
 
2019-03-26 08:43:12 AM  
How come making America great again feels like systemic collapse?
 
2019-03-26 08:43:20 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: I overheard a redcap say that for the 25 mil that Meuller "wasted" that the public deserves to see the report. That sounds like a winning talking point to get even the coldest MAGAT on board to release the report


McConnell is blocking the release of the full report now.  It's obvious that the play is to make dumb Trump supporters (but I repeat myself) think that 4 page letter is the whole thing.
 
2019-03-26 08:43:29 AM  

Number 216: MattytheMouse: I look forward to all the replies from people who missed the joke and try to explain to me how disengenious Barr's summary is!

In all seriousness though, the crypto-fascists are out in full force now. Like, it's amazing. . . Even with the spin, Barr's report still doesn't paint a good picture; it still concludes that Russia tried to meddle in our elections and made multiple attempts to contact the Trump campaign. In the end, it can best be summarized as "we didn't find enough evidence to conclusively prove that Trump knowingly partook. He is not exonerated."

And these farking chodes are trying to spin that as "TOTAL VINDICATION!!! Russia is a hoax! Dems need to be punished."


Just to add to this:

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Honestly, I believe it when they say they couldn't find enough evidence to prove that Trump colluded with Russia. What gets me is now is: that wasn't the point of the investigation. The point of the investigation was to look into Russia's meddling and how far it'd gone, and yet, the fact that Russia did indeed try to meddle in our elections is presented as an afterthought to the fact that Trump may or may not have had anything to do with it.

It's almost as though some people are more concerned with clearing the President's name than a hostile state's attempt at subverting our democracy, or something.
 
2019-03-26 08:43:44 AM  
You are witnessing collusion
 
2019-03-26 08:44:35 AM  

LL316: MattytheMouse: gopher321: MattytheMouse: As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.

Well, if he's as petty and mean-spirited as he's said to be, it'd be a pathetic and sad evening.

It'd be comedy gold for all the wrong reasons; just Donald Trump laughing to his own quips the whole night.

Genuine question - has Donald Trump ever laughed?  I don't think he even laughs when kicking out the poors from his slum apartments.


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2019-03-26 08:46:53 AM  

jake_lex: Ass_Master_Flash: I overheard a redcap say that for the 25 mil that Meuller "wasted" that the public deserves to see the report. That sounds like a winning talking point to get even the coldest MAGAT on board to release the report

McConnell is blocking the release of the full report now.  It's obvious that the play is to make dumb Trump supporters (but I repeat myself) think that 4 page letter is the whole thing.


Yep. There is no way this could backfire. No way at all.
 
2019-03-26 08:47:23 AM  

LL316: MattytheMouse: gopher321: MattytheMouse: As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.

Well, if he's as petty and mean-spirited as he's said to be, it'd be a pathetic and sad evening.

It'd be comedy gold for all the wrong reasons; just Donald Trump laughing to his own quips the whole night.

Genuine question - has Donald Trump ever laughed?  I don't think he even laughs when kicking out the poors from his slum apartments.


Donnie's own ghostwriters say he has no sense of humor whatsoever.  None.
 
2019-03-26 08:47:29 AM  
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2019-03-26 08:49:11 AM  

jake_lex: Ass_Master_Flash: I overheard a redcap say that for the 25 mil that Meuller "wasted" that the public deserves to see the report. That sounds like a winning talking point to get even the coldest MAGAT on board to release the report

McConnell is blocking the release of the full report now.  It's obvious that the play is to make dumb Trump supporters (but I repeat myself) think that 4 page letter is the whole thing.


I made my parents double take when I called that "a very 'Clintonian' thing to do."
 
2019-03-26 08:49:56 AM  
Wait didnt he spend 8 years pushing batshiat conspiracy "theories" against Obama? Yeah I thi k he can stfu
 
2019-03-26 08:50:03 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: LL316: MattytheMouse: gopher321: MattytheMouse: As punishment for pushing the Russian collusion hoax, Democrats and the liberal media should be made to sit through a correspondents dinner while Trump makes fun of them.

It's only fair.

Well, if he's as petty and mean-spirited as he's said to be, it'd be a pathetic and sad evening.

It'd be comedy gold for all the wrong reasons; just Donald Trump laughing to his own quips the whole night.

Genuine question - has Donald Trump ever laughed?  I don't think he even laughs when kicking out the poors from his slum apartments.

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Jesus, that's horrifying.  I prefer this fake laugh - 
Rocket Raccoon Laughing
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2019-03-26 08:50:14 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: [img.fark.net image 425x516]


Dont you want to see what 25 million bought you? Dont you want to see what the report says? I think all of us deserve to know whats in it instead of a summary. Thats like claiming to have seen a movie after reading a Rotten Tomato review
 
2019-03-26 08:50:34 AM  
How does one use tge ignore function on the fark mobile site? Asking for a friend.
 
2019-03-26 08:52:01 AM  
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2019-03-26 08:52:44 AM  
Some of the books that will be written about this whole sequence are going to fascinating. I have so many questions.

Dear GOP: your unwillingness to release this report betrays your fear of said release. And your panicked insistence that you were all vindicated (and are owed some sort of apology) is pathetic. We can decide for ourselves who is vindicated (and who is owed an apology) once the report is released.

Until then? Please shut up.
 
2019-03-26 08:52:51 AM  
OH GOD. Now that the thread's gone green, here they come!
 
2019-03-26 08:53:05 AM  

MattytheMouse: I look forward to all the replies from people who missed the joke and try to explain to me how disengenious Barr's summary is!

In all seriousness though, the crypto-fascists are out in full force now. Like, it's amazing. . . Even with the spin, Barr's report still doesn't paint a good picture; it still concludes that Russia tried to meddle in our elections and made multiple attempts to contact the Trump campaign. In the end, it can best be summarized as "we didn't find enough evidence to conclusively prove that Trump knowingly partook. He is not exonerated."

And these farking chodes are trying to spin that as "TOTAL VINDICATION!!! Russia is a hoax! Dems need to be punished."


You've read the report???
 
2019-03-26 08:53:44 AM  

Erebus1954: [img.fark.net image 252x200]


Yes, it is time for mueller.  Glad you added your voice to the chorus demanding the release of the report.
 
2019-03-26 08:54:02 AM  

asquian: How does one use tge ignore function on the fark mobile site? Asking for a friend.


On m.fark?  I think you just have to click on the offending profile, opening a new window, then hit Ignore.
 
2019-03-26 08:55:50 AM  

MattytheMouse: I look forward to all the replies from people who missed the joke and try to explain to me how disengenious Barr's summary is!

In all seriousness though, the crypto-fascists are out in full force now. Like, it's amazing. . . Even with the spin, Barr's report still doesn't paint a good picture; it still concludes that Russia tried to meddle in our elections and made multiple attempts to contact the Trump campaign. In the end, it can best be summarized as "we didn't find enough evidence to conclusively prove that Trump knowingly partook. He is not exonerated."

And these farking chodes are trying to spin that as "TOTAL VINDICATION!!! Russia is a hoax! Dems need to be punished."


I don't know how anyone ever thought that the Trump administration would take a quiet approach in response to this report, especially after Donnie himself spent an entire week railing against a f*cking dead guy.
 
2019-03-26 08:56:08 AM  

fastfxr: MattytheMouse: I look forward to all the replies from people who missed the joke and try to explain to me how disengenious Barr's summary is!

In all seriousness though, the crypto-fascists are out in full force now. Like, it's amazing. . . Even with the spin, Barr's report still doesn't paint a good picture; it still concludes that Russia tried to meddle in our elections and made multiple attempts to contact the Trump campaign. In the end, it can best be summarized as "we didn't find enough evidence to conclusively prove that Trump knowingly partook. He is not exonerated."

And these farking chodes are trying to spin that as "TOTAL VINDICATION!!! Russia is a hoax! Dems need to be punished."

You've read the report???


I read Barr's report of the report. I think that's pretty explanatory when I mistitled the summary as 'Barr's report'.
 
2019-03-26 08:57:08 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: MattytheMouse: I look forward to all the replies from people who missed the joke and try to explain to me how disengenious Barr's summary is!

In all seriousness though, the crypto-fascists are out in full force now. Like, it's amazing. . . Even with the spin, Barr's report still doesn't paint a good picture; it still concludes that Russia tried to meddle in our elections and made multiple attempts to contact the Trump campaign. In the end, it can best be summarized as "we didn't find enough evidence to conclusively prove that Trump knowingly partook. He is not exonerated."

And these farking chodes are trying to spin that as "TOTAL VINDICATION!!! Russia is a hoax! Dems need to be punished."

I don't know how anyone ever thought that the Trump administration would take a quiet approach in response to this report, especially after Donnie himself spent an entire week railing against a f*cking dead guy.


I thought this would be when the pivot finally came!
 
2019-03-26 08:57:48 AM  
Mueller investigation: how many plead guilty again? Let us count the traitors.

Meanwhile, how's that Benghazi working out for you morons.
 
2019-03-26 08:58:55 AM  
Dennis Miller wouldn't blush if he got caught letting the corpse of George Lincoln Rockwell give him a blowjob while ranting about revisionist Roman history.

/did I do it right?
 
2019-03-26 08:59:22 AM  

Erebus1954: [img.fark.net image 252x200]


When?
 
2019-03-26 08:59:53 AM  

hubiestubert: No, Lumpy, you're terrified that your hooking your wagon to Donnie's attorney is going to open you up to charges for the shady ass sh*t you've been doing with your 'Freedom Concerts'...

But, sure, pass off that fear as anger. Totes working...


Well, and he was Cohen's third client. More than sure that little birdy will sing the nightingale tune if questioned about Hannity.
 
2019-03-26 08:59:53 AM  

neongoats: Mueller investigation: how many plead guilty again? Let us count the traitors.

Meanwhile, how's that Benghazi working out for you morons.


I'm more interested in how that White Water thing is shaping up.
 
2019-03-26 09:00:10 AM  
Robert Mueller on Iraq War and WMD's
Youtube uTDO-kuOGTQ
Don't you remember how pissed Sean was the last time Mueller lied for his party?
 
2019-03-26 09:00:27 AM  
This is the most desperate and panicky victory lap I've ever seen. They are setting themselves up to get blowback if any crime is revealed by the Mueller report.
 
2019-03-26 09:01:52 AM  

odinsposse: This is the most desperate and panicky victory lap I've ever seen. They are setting themselves up to get blowback if any crime is revealed by the Mueller report.


"it also does not exonerate him"
 
2019-03-26 09:02:57 AM  

SomeAmerican: How come making America great again feels like systemic collapse?


You have to turn it to shiat before you can make it Great Again.  It's, like, science and stuff.
 
2019-03-26 09:03:21 AM  

odinsposse: This is the most desperate and panicky victory lap I've ever seen. They are setting themselves up to get blowback if any crime is revealed by the Mueller report.


Speaking of which, boy, you notice how all those people who say Brexit is the will of the people have nothing to say about McConnell blocking the release of the report; something that had unanimous support in the house?
 
2019-03-26 09:03:38 AM  
I don't think that the Republicans are going to be shy about acting on their natural bent for totalitarianism for the rest of the Donald's term.
 
2019-03-26 09:04:00 AM  

Erebus1954: [img.fark.net image 252x200]


I want that to be real.
 
2019-03-26 09:05:59 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: I overheard a redcap say that for the 25 mil that Meuller "wasted" that the public deserves to see the report. That sounds like a winning talking point to get even the coldest MAGAT on board to release the report


Wasted? IIRC, Manafort's assets that were seized brought in $34 million, which pays for the investigation with plenty of pretty pennies left to spare. Not sure if they seized any of Cohen's assets, including all those potentially illegal cab medallions.
 
2019-03-26 09:08:39 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Ass_Master_Flash: I overheard a redcap say that for the 25 mil that Meuller "wasted" that the public deserves to see the report. That sounds like a winning talking point to get even the coldest MAGAT on board to release the report

Wasted? IIRC, Manafort's assets that were seized brought in $34 million, which pays for the investigation with plenty of pretty pennies left to spare. Not sure if they seized any of Cohen's assets, including all those potentially illegal cab medallions.


Why, just one of Cohen's boxing gloves paid for all the toner used in making the report.
 
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