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2019-03-25 08:45:27 PM  
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2019-03-25 10:46:40 PM  
Tragically, this sounds like yet another suicide.

/My sincere condolences to her friends and family.
 
2019-03-25 11:59:46 PM  
Have they tried taking her to a different hospital?
 
2019-03-26 12:02:34 AM  
Best out of three?
 
2019-03-26 12:09:06 AM  
Ehh, less cleanup than eating your barrel in a house.
 
2019-03-26 12:13:20 AM  

wildcardjack: Ehh, less cleanup than eating your barrel in a house.


Like a pickle barrel?  I've always wondered if the pickles in the pickle barrel of an old timey store ever go bad.
 
2019-03-26 12:13:24 AM  
But the cat came back, the very next day to stay
 
2019-03-26 12:27:56 AM  
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2019-03-26 12:30:58 AM  

AirForceVet: Tragically, this sounds like yet another suicide.

/My sincere condolences to her friends and family.


Yeah, another article says she suffered from PTSD. Non-ironic thoughts and prayers for those that care about her.
 
2019-03-26 12:31:38 AM  

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Wow. Flashback
 
2019-03-26 12:35:04 AM  

AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.


FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.
 
2019-03-26 12:38:50 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.


This post just made me realize that future suicide victims could program their self-driving cars to parade their corpses around town or deliver it to someone.
 
2019-03-26 12:42:58 AM  
ThatGuyFromTheInternet

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Wow. Flashback


Enjoyed his work, sadly a troubled life.
 
2019-03-26 12:44:45 AM  

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December seems like an applicable song.
 
2019-03-26 12:45:08 AM  

cgraves67: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.

This post just made me realize that future suicide victims could program their self-driving cars to parade their corpses around town or deliver it to someone.


The options are limitless, yes.

/ and they're not victims
 
2019-03-26 12:48:07 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: / and they're not victims


Counterpoint: fark you
 
2019-03-26 12:49:25 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: cgraves67: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.

This post just made me realize that future suicide victims could program their self-driving cars to parade their corpses around town or deliver it to someone.

The options are limitless, yes.

/ and they're not victims


yes they are. They are victims of never getting the help they needed to make it through another day.
 
2019-03-26 12:49:30 AM  
Holy smokes, that's really how the article ends!
 
2019-03-26 12:50:26 AM  
 
2019-03-26 12:52:07 AM  

Biledriver: Holy smokes, that's really how the article ends!


Spoilers!
 
2019-03-26 12:52:34 AM  

Kirablue42: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: cgraves67: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.

This post just made me realize that future suicide victims could program their self-driving cars to parade their corpses around town or deliver it to someone.

The options are limitless, yes.

/ and they're not victims

yes they are. They are victims of never getting the help they needed to make it through another day.


They are also victims of murder!
 
2019-03-26 12:54:47 AM  
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2019-03-26 12:57:31 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: / and they're not victims

Counterpoint: fark you


Powerful stuff.
 
2019-03-26 01:09:44 AM  

Kirablue42: They are victims of never getting the help they needed to make it through another day


Victims of life, then.
 
2019-03-26 01:12:03 AM  
Kirablue42

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: cgraves67: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.

This post just made me realize that future suicide victims could program their self-driving cars to parade their corpses around town or deliver it to someone.

The options are limitless, yes.

/ and they're not victims

yes they are. They are victims of never getting the help they needed to make it through another day.


Sadly even a person who gets the help they seek ends up differently. Some are just stronger at fighting the animal.

The worst part about it is the fact that it is a moving target.
 
2019-03-26 01:15:13 AM  

almejita: I've always wondered if the pickles in the pickle barrel of an old timey store ever go bad.


The point of pickling food is to preserve it, so is that a serious question?
 
2019-03-26 01:58:21 AM  

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I was talking with my friend about Daron Malakian earlier tonight and his old double braided goatee. My friend mentioned Wayne's epic goatee. Baader-meinhof etc...
 
2019-03-26 02:18:02 AM  

almejita: wildcardjack: Ehh, less cleanup than eating your barrel in a house.

Like a pickle barrel?  I've always wondered if the pickles in the pickle barrel of an old timey store ever go bad.


First, not like a pickle barrel.

But what you're wondering, yes, they do.  Visible mold, brine that looks stringy or excessively cloudy, or when the pickles look wrinkled are the most obvious "do not eat" signs, not including taste or smell.

I've seen drunks in a bar eat pickles from a jar with all these symptoms.  Maybe they become too disgusting to eat before they become poisonous enough to kill you?  Or maybe there was a lot of vomiting later those nights.
 
2019-03-26 02:27:53 AM  
SBiledriver: Holy smokes, that's really how the article ends!

That last sentence would have got a copy editor fired at my paper. That being said, I wonder what his Fark handle is...
 
2019-03-26 04:33:44 AM  

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Ah, Wayne Wells...that pic brings back some good memories. CSB: He was my supervisor at a company in the CNN building in Hollywood for a few years (we wrote news and entertainment program summaries). Tony Campos was also a coworker. Very nice, intelligent dudes. They both quit when Static X signed with Warner Bros. in 1998. When I first met Wayne, he wore his hair long and straight. He kept a pic of his ginger cat on his desk. :)
 
2019-03-26 05:45:07 AM  

mrmopar5287: almejita: I've always wondered if the pickles in the pickle barrel of an old timey store ever go bad.

The point of pickling food is to preserve it, so is that a serious question?


Oh boy.  We're in a serious pickle, now.
 
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2019-03-26 06:27:39 AM  

Snargi: SBiledriver: Holy smokes, that's really how the article ends!

That last sentence would have got a copy editor fired at my paper. That being said, I wonder what his Fark handle is...


how many of these places actually have real, professional journalists with actual training?  Most of these pages look like they're written by some 13 yr old.
 
2019-03-26 06:58:37 AM  
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2019-03-26 06:59:27 AM  

cgraves67: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.

This post just made me realize that future suicide victims could program their self-driving cars to parade their corpses around town or deliver it to someone.


Nobody would notice.

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2019-03-26 07:25:37 AM  
wildcardjack:

I hate to sound cold, but I would imagine less ptsd for the random person finding the body too then a family member unless they had a family member suicide
 
2019-03-26 08:43:39 AM  

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sex_and_drugs_for_ian: cgraves67: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.

This post just made me realize that future suicide victims could program their self-driving cars to parade their corpses around town or deliver it to someone.

The options are limitless, yes.

/ and they're not victims

yes they are. They are victims of never getting the help they needed to make it through another day.

Sadly even a person who gets the help they seek ends up differently. Some are just stronger at fighting the animal.

The worst part about it is the fact that it is a moving target.


"It's hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head."
                                   - Sally Kempton
 
2019-03-26 09:02:56 AM  
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Well I'd rather be dead in Wisconsin than alive in Michigan.
 
2019-03-26 09:49:55 AM  

imaconnect4guy: [img.fark.net image 425x319]Well I'd rather be dead in Wisconsin than alive in Michigan.


Sounds like a new Wisconsin tourism slogan.  I like it.
 
2019-03-26 01:27:21 PM  

MythDragon: Kirablue42: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: cgraves67: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.

This post just made me realize that future suicide victims could program their self-driving cars to parade their corpses around town or deliver it to someone.

The options are limitless, yes.

/ and they're not victims

yes they are. They are victims of never getting the help they needed to make it through another day.

They are also victims of murder!


well, at least the murderer got the death penalty.

#justiceprevails
 
2019-03-26 01:40:12 PM  
The longer version of the story, from her family, is that she has a history of driving away randomly.  Once she left Arizona and ended up in Canada.

This time she must've followed the shoreline of Lake Michigan, stopped in Kenosha, saw how crappy our area is and jumped in the lake to escape it.
 
2019-03-26 01:43:10 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: AirForceVet: This sounds like yet another suicide.

FTA:

Her vehicle was found about a mile away

.
The hallmark of a suicide if ever there was one.


Bodies float.  Cars don't.

Undertow is a biatch.
 
2019-03-26 02:07:22 PM  

tukatz: The longer version of the story, from her family, is that she has a history of driving away randomly.  Once she left Arizona and ended up in Canada.

This time she must've followed the shoreline of Lake Michigan, stopped in Kenosha, saw how crappy our area is and jumped in the lake to escape it.


see my post above.
 
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