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2019-03-25 04:28:47 PM  
Dr. Nick Riviera seen whistling and walking quickly to the exit.
 
2019-03-25 05:33:55 PM  
What's in the water at that hospital?
 
2019-03-25 05:43:03 PM  

The_Sponge: What's in the water at that hospital?


Viagra.
 
2019-03-25 05:43:39 PM  
9 labor and delivery nurses at Maine hospital got pregnant at the same time
 
2019-03-25 05:47:11 PM  
Man with 9 dicks seen furiously working 9 jobs to pay for his indiscretions.
 
2019-03-25 05:47:15 PM  
Theres one VERY nervous Doctor that just skipped out of the country right now.
 
2019-03-25 05:47:57 PM  
I bet they all have RN on their license plates too.
 
2019-03-25 05:48:02 PM  
They have nothing on this one:
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/dnrtfa
 
2019-03-25 05:48:16 PM  
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2019-03-25 05:49:29 PM  
Good god.  The titty fairy is gonna be burning thru a lot of mana points in Maine this spring.
 
2019-03-25 05:49:44 PM  
I've moved six times and still have the same mailman....

/got nuthin'
 
2019-03-25 05:50:35 PM  
Birthing centers in hospitals are weird places.
 
2019-03-25 05:51:50 PM  
there is a few pregnant in the childrens section of northern light health too,.... its a conspiracy.
 
2019-03-25 05:51:50 PM  
Pregnant women are hot!!!
 
2019-03-25 05:52:37 PM  

bobobolinskii: Birthing centers in hospitals are weird places.



How so?

My experience is limited....I've only visited a maternity ward if someone I know just had a kid.
 
2019-03-25 05:54:16 PM  
That hospital is going to have fun scheduling around their maternity leaves.
 
2019-03-25 05:54:54 PM  
Yes yes yes yes NO yes yes yes yes
 
2019-03-25 05:55:17 PM  
Last time I remember this thread, the nurses involved all had an ulterior motive: they were all biatchy at their employer and hatched a scheme to all get knocked up at the same time so the hospital would have to give them maternity leave at the same time and be forced to deal with a shortage and/or hiring temp nurses.

Of course, just like in this article, it was whitewashed into some sort of "happy coincidence."
 
2019-03-25 05:55:24 PM  

tramp stamp: That hospital is going to have fun scheduling around their maternity leaves.


Came here to say this very same thing. That place is screwed.
 
2019-03-25 05:55:55 PM  
I saw a documentary on the intertubes about 9 nurses becoming vigorously involved with their patients.
 
2019-03-25 05:56:18 PM  

The_Sponge: bobobolinskii: Birthing centers in hospitals are weird places.


How so?

My experience is limited....I've only visited a maternity ward if someone I know just had a kid.


Merely speaking as a lowly male support worker who learned his place very quickly. Nah, the nurses are great, the Md's tend to be a bit eccentric.
 
2019-03-25 05:58:02 PM  

scotchcrotch: Yes yes yes yes NO yes yes yes yes


3rd from left has "who farted, y'all" face.
 
2019-03-25 05:58:07 PM  
Came to see the racist comments in TFA. I was not disappointed.
 
2019-03-25 05:58:26 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: 9 labor and delivery nurses at Maine hospital got pregnant at the same time


Are you sure?
 
2019-03-25 05:59:33 PM  

Dick Gozinya: scotchcrotch: Yes yes yes yes NO yes yes yes yes

3rd from left has "who farted, y'all" face.


Yet because/despite that look I nominate her for hottest of that group
 
2019-03-25 06:00:07 PM  

bobobolinskii: The_Sponge: bobobolinskii: Birthing centers in hospitals are weird places.


How so?

My experience is limited....I've only visited a maternity ward if someone I know just had a kid.

Merely speaking as a lowly male support worker who learned his place very quickly. Nah, the nurses are great, the Md's tend to be a bit eccentric.



Ah.....got it.
 
2019-03-25 06:02:47 PM  
They're trying to prove that nine women can have a baby in one month.
 
2019-03-25 06:03:55 PM  
Maybe if they were hookers subby. These nurses are just making things incredibly difficult for their employer.

/Boss
//Don't like babies
///Threes
 
2019-03-25 06:04:18 PM  

Eravior: The_Sponge: What's in the water at that hospital?

Viagra.



Lulz.

The "what's in the water" thing became a joke at an old job of mine...it seemed like half of the women who worked in sales and marketing were pregnant.

Side note:

A friend of mine kept knocking up his girlfriend, and he also home brews.  So any time we came over to his house and tried some of his brews, we joked about being careful the next time any of us had sex.
 
2019-03-25 06:04:50 PM  
Man, and I thought our office parties got a little crazy
 
2019-03-25 06:06:47 PM  
Hmm, when was the last time I was in Maine?  Never?  Cool, pretty sure I am in the clear.
 
2019-03-25 06:09:52 PM  

Dick Gozinya: Last time I remember this thread, the nurses involved all had an ulterior motive: they were all biatchy at their employer and hatched a scheme to all get knocked up at the same time so the hospital would have to give them maternity leave at the same time and be forced to deal with a shortage and/or hiring temp nurses.

Of course, just like in this article, it was whitewashed into some sort of "happy coincidence."


That totally happened. Because women have kids merely to spite their employers.
 
2019-03-25 06:11:11 PM  

edmo: Feel_the_velvet: 9 labor and delivery nurses at Maine hospital got pregnant at the same time

Are you sure?


Oooo, you're a cheeky little sausage there, Mistah Man.
 
2019-03-25 06:17:43 PM  
I guess when Mr.Octopus visits, someone will have to take turns.

Or hold the camera.
 
2019-03-25 06:21:06 PM  
FB- nowhere to be found.
 
2019-03-25 06:25:58 PM  

mrparks: I guess when Mr.Octopus visits, someone will have to take turns.

Or hold the camera.


Ya, cuz that group is a nonapus.
 
2019-03-25 06:34:51 PM  
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2019-03-25 06:36:56 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 640x599]


I like that you took the time to add shadow under Andrew McCarthy.
 
2019-03-25 06:42:31 PM  

Dick Gozinya: Last time I remember this thread, the nurses involved all had an ulterior motive: they were all biatchy at their employer....


Name checks out.
 
2019-03-25 06:43:57 PM  
Casting call for Poppin' Mamas 10?
 
2019-03-25 06:47:05 PM  
I think the one on the far right is just pushing her stomach out to fit in.
 
2019-03-25 06:52:20 PM  
I've spent a lot of time in hospital and under home care over the past 2 years and I'd just like to say that I love nurses soooo much.  The are officially my favourite members of the medical profession.  They have taken such good care of me that the room is getting dusty as I type this.

So a big THANK YOU! to nurses everywhere.

/I have not been anywhere near Maine in a couple of years
 
2019-03-25 06:53:16 PM  

The_Sponge: What's in the water at that hospital?


Semen, apparently.
 
2019-03-25 06:53:59 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: I saw a documentary on the intertubes about 9 nurses becoming vigorously involved with their patients.


That series is longer than the entire collected works of Ken Burns. I think they'd be better if they had the Civil War violin music playing while everything was going on.
 
2019-03-25 07:21:05 PM  

loki021376: The_Sponge: What's in the water at that hospital?

Semen, apparently.


So you're saying the nurses at this hospital regularly wash their vagina at the work?

Interesting.
 
2019-03-25 07:22:31 PM  
So now we know what FB was doing.
 
2019-03-25 07:22:34 PM  

Mollari: I've spent a lot of time in hospital and under home care over the past 2 years and I'd just like to say that I love nurses soooo much.  The are officially my favourite members of the medical profession.  They have taken such good care of me that the room is getting dusty as I type this.

So a big THANK YOU! to nurses everywhere.

/I have not been anywhere near Maine in a couple of years


Lepage is gone, it's safe to go back.
 
2019-03-25 07:44:13 PM  

Interceptor1: So now we know what FB was doing.


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2019-03-25 07:48:38 PM  

tramp stamp: That hospital is going to have fun scheduling around their maternity leaves.


It is not fun, trying to schedule around multiple women who keep getting pregnant, need to be on restricted duty, then need to take months off for maternity, then need to spend another month retraining when they come back. And also to spend time/money training temp/part time employees for the time they were gone, then have to figure out what to do with those well-trained employees once they're not "needed" anymore.
And no the answer is not to give men equal time off.

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: I saw a documentary on the intertubes about 9 nurses becoming vigorously involved with their patients.


By any chance, Were these Nine Nurses also Nubile, Naughty, and/or working the Night shift?

WiredMann: Pregnant women are hot!!!


I don't generally find them any different from non-pregnant women... But here's a CSB to make fark your personal erotica site. I was recently speaking with a pregnant coworker who was sitting 4 feet in front of me. She is also fairly attractive, and is what toxic masculinity used to refer to as "a spinner". She was sitting with her legs crossed up on her chair - which had the effect of greatly illustrating lowers, while she was rubbing the top of her belly, which meant her hands were also rhythmically jiggling her enlarged uppers. It was a lot of fertility at once. I preemptively spun my chair back around and looked up some documents I didn't really care about just to divert my attention elsewhere.
Can't blame me for having eyes, especially when I politely shoved them back in my skull and pointed them elsewhere.
 
2019-03-25 07:52:56 PM  

ThatGuyOverThere: I don't generally find them any different from non-pregnant women... But here's a CSB to make fark your personal erotica site. I was recently speaking with a pregnant coworker who was sitting 4 feet in front of me. She is also fairly attractive, and is what toxic masculinity used to refer to as "a spinner". She was sitting with her legs crossed up on her chair - which had the effect of greatly illustrating lowers, while she was rubbing the top of her belly, which meant her hands were also rhythmically jiggling her enlarged uppers. It was a lot of fertility at once. I preemptively spun my chair back around and looked up some documents I didn't really care about just to divert my attention elsewhere.
Can't blame me for having eyes, especially when I politely shoved them back in my skull and pointed them elsewhere.



*Eye roll*

Really?  You had to ad that lame "toxic masculinity" reference?  Do you also do that when you use the term "MILF"?
 
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