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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman claims she always has sex on the first date, and says it has one huge benefit (NSFW)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2019-03-25 02:19:34 PM  
Elysia runs an online underwear and sex toy business called Betsy Boudoir and also works as a webcam girl.

Namely, getting her free publicity for her online underwear and sex toy business and her "work" as a webcam girl. You're carrying her water nicely, subby. Maybe she'll sleep with you.
 
2019-03-25 02:20:31 PM  
Well, duh. Although sometimes that first date is enough to tell you that you're not interested.

But the best way to evaluate a potential sexual partner is to have sex with them.
 
2019-03-25 02:30:54 PM  

hobnail: Well, duh. Although sometimes that first date is enough to tell you that you're not interested.

But the best way to evaluate a potential sexual partner is to have sex with them.


It's best to find out, to make sure, that she knows her way around the playground.  If she can't handle the monkey bars then she won't like the slide or the merry-go-round.  I'm almost 50.  I don't have time to teach them.  I need a go-getter right out of the gate.
 
2019-03-25 02:35:38 PM  
Besides the sex?
 
2019-03-25 02:36:07 PM  
They all have sex on the first date.
 
2019-03-25 02:36:12 PM  
Eh big deal. I'm married.

Those days are long gone.
 
2019-03-25 02:38:41 PM  
Makin' Bacon On The Beach (The Simpsons)
Youtube AgQaaXgyWec
 
2019-03-25 02:38:47 PM  
I always have sex after a first date.
If I'm lucky, there's a partner involved.
 
2019-03-25 02:39:34 PM  
my wife told me a good friend of ours - i don't know if she still does this but i guess it was her thing for awhile, post divorce - would blow the guy at the start of the date.  the rationale was, "it's probably going to happen anyways, and so i'd rather just get it out of the way."

i was half horrified, half impressed.
 
2019-03-25 02:39:57 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Elysia runs an online underwear and sex toy business called Betsy Boudoir and also works as a webcam girl.

Namely, getting her free publicity for her online underwear and sex toy business and her "work" as a webcam girl. You're carrying her water nicely, subby. Maybe she'll sleep with you.


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/Son of a biatch!
 
2019-03-25 02:40:42 PM  
The 28-year-old, from Buxton in Derbyshire, charges punters £3.99 a minute to watch her get her kit off and perform various erotic acts online.
She has around 500 subscribers, with some loyal fans dishing out thousands of pounds to see her private broadcasts from her bedroom.


She's a cam girl. I mean, fair enough, if that's your gig and such.
 
2019-03-25 02:41:08 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Elysia runs an online underwear and sex toy business called Betsy Boudoir and also works as a webcam girl.

Namely, getting her free publicity for her online underwear and sex toy business and her "work" as a webcam girl. You're carrying her water nicely, subby. Maybe she'll sleep with you.


Apparently all subby has to do is get a date with her and she will.
 
2019-03-25 02:41:17 PM  
What's her Fark Handle?
 
2019-03-25 02:41:54 PM  
My Ex girlfriend is dating again huh?  Watch out ya'll she is mean...
 
2019-03-25 02:42:10 PM  
Homer:  There's the right way, the wrong way, and the MAX POWER way.

Bart:  Isn't the Max Power way the wrong way?

Homer:  Yes, but it's FASTER!
 
2019-03-25 02:42:18 PM  
If it's huge it bene fit
 
2019-03-25 02:42:53 PM  

MaelstromFL: What's her Fark Handle?



Drew
 
2019-03-25 02:43:14 PM  
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2019-03-25 02:43:30 PM  

rickythepenguin: would blow the guy at the start of the date.


I can't even imagine how that works.

Does the guy show up at the coffee shop and she gets under the table?
 
2019-03-25 02:43:31 PM  
I do have to appreciate the writer's optimism in describing being a cam girl as owning a successful business.
 
2019-03-25 02:43:49 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: The 28-year-old, from Buxton in Derbyshire, charges punters £3.99 a minute to watch her get her kit off and perform various erotic acts online.
She has around 500 subscribers, with some loyal fans dishing out thousands of pounds to see her private broadcasts from her bedroom.

She's a cam girl. I mean, fair enough, if that's your gig and such.


It's a good income while it lasts.

Now personally, if I could manage the marketing properly I would have people dishing out thousands to not see me in my bedroom. I just haven't learned how to monetize that power properly yet.

/I'd also have fierce competition from the rest of you farkers
 
2019-03-25 02:45:23 PM  

munko: hobnail: Well, duh. Although sometimes that first date is enough to tell you that you're not interested.

But the best way to evaluate a potential sexual partner is to have sex with them.

It's best to find out, to make sure, that she knows her way around the playground.  If she can't handle the monkey bars then she won't like the slide or the merry-go-round.  I'm almost 50.  I don't have time to teach them.  I need a go-getter right out of the gate.


You should totally lead with that.
 
2019-03-25 02:45:23 PM  

Baradium: I do have to appreciate the writer's optimism in describing being a cam girl as owning a successful business.


It probably pays more then being a reporter.
 
2019-03-25 02:45:45 PM  

Gubbo: PartTimeBuddha: The 28-year-old, from Buxton in Derbyshire, charges punters £3.99 a minute to watch her get her kit off and perform various erotic acts online.
She has around 500 subscribers, with some loyal fans dishing out thousands of pounds to see her private broadcasts from her bedroom.

She's a cam girl. I mean, fair enough, if that's your gig and such.

It's a good income while it lasts.

Now personally, if I could manage the marketing properly I would have people dishing out thousands to not see me in my bedroom. I just haven't learned how to monetize that power properly yet.

/I'd also have fierce competition from the rest of you farkers


"$5/month or my webcam will shoot!"
 
2019-03-25 02:46:08 PM  

The_Sponge: MaelstromFL: What's her Fark Handle?


Drew


Unlikely

PartTimeBuddha: charges punters £3.99 a minute

 
2019-03-25 02:46:39 PM  

fireclown: Homer:  There's the right way, the wrong way, and the MAX POWER way.

Bart:  Isn't the Max Power way the wrong way?

Homer:  Yes, but it's FASTER!


Switch "Max Powers" with "Donald Trump" and you have described our current administration perfectly.
 
2019-03-25 02:47:36 PM  

LewDux: The_Sponge: MaelstromFL: What's her Fark Handle?


Drew

Unlikely
PartTimeBuddha: charges punters £3.99 a minute



I chuckled.
 
2019-03-25 02:48:08 PM  
Well if it's what she likes not my business to care. Her body her choice.
 
2019-03-25 02:48:34 PM  
Advantages? No second dates with jerks?
 
2019-03-25 02:48:47 PM  
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2019-03-25 02:50:04 PM  

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I want to see the front of that photo.  Post Haste!
 
2019-03-25 02:51:21 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: [i.imgflip.com image 500x667]


Um, yeah. I'm out.
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2019-03-25 02:53:12 PM  
Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix

http://i.imgflip.com/

What is a TIGENS?
 
2019-03-25 02:53:23 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: [i.imgflip.com image 500x667]

Um, yeah. I'm out.
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I want to beige that gif is of the Hubble telescope going to warp. "Seen enough. Byeeeee!"
 
2019-03-25 02:53:24 PM  
seems relevant...

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2019-03-25 02:53:24 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: [i.imgflip.com image 500x667]

Um, yeah. I'm out.
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And I want to be "in"
 
2019-03-25 02:53:50 PM  

Invincible: Evil Mackerel: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: [i.imgflip.com image 500x667]

Um, yeah. I'm out.
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I want to beige that gif is of the Hubble telescope going to warp. "Seen enough. Byeeeee!"


To believe, rather.
 
2019-03-25 02:54:51 PM  
Silly article.
The author makes it sound like the camgirl  gets to decide whether or not her and her date get to have sex or not. What kind of power dynamic is that?!
It also assumes that all of the guys are up for sex on a first date. What a presumptuous idea.

/chuckles softly to himself
 
2019-03-25 02:56:32 PM  

Resident Muslim: It also assumes that all of the guys are up for sex on a first date.


There's only been two times when I turned down first date sex.

And for good reason too...
 
2019-03-25 02:57:49 PM  
it's a good way not to get a second date.

why would they bother?
 
2019-03-25 02:58:34 PM  

steklo: Does the guy show up at the coffee shop and she gets under the table?



i actually stopped my wife before we got into specifics.  "um, i really, really didn't need to know that.  can we talk about something different?"

/and she's really farking hot, too.
 
2019-03-25 02:59:49 PM  

rickythepenguin: i actually stopped my wife before we got into specifics.


Nope. Not me. I want adjectives....If my wife ever tells me stories about her co-workers or friends in a sexual nature, I want full details.

She'll give 'em too.
 
2019-03-25 03:03:22 PM  
On a serious note, two thoughts come to mind:
1) since her line of work is sexual gratification, I would assume the sex would be great (if not artificial) and then she gets to choose who she wants to keep seeing and who not, after blowing...their mind, away.

And/or
2) a camgirl advertising that she always has sex on a first date sounds like there's a fee for the privilege for having said date. (Read into that what you will)
 
2019-03-25 03:06:30 PM  

hobnail: seems relevant...

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Came for this, left satisfied.
 
2019-03-25 03:06:37 PM  

Resident Muslim: 2) a camgirl advertising that she always has sex on a first date sounds like there's a fee for the privilege for having said date. (Read into that what you will)


Don't think of it as a fee. Think of it more of an honest expression of how much the given fellow would like to boink her.
 
2019-03-25 03:08:13 PM  

steklo: Nope. Not me. I want adjectives....If my wife ever tells me stories about her co-workers or friends in a sexual nature, I want full details.


i guess i'm a bit of a prude in that respect.......i guess "the girls" will have their little girl talks and sometimes my wife might mention something and i'll shut her down.  i really, really don't want to know what a friend's favorite thing is.

she told me how another friend, i guess he hates having sex and her husband doesn't seem to mind.  they're like once a monthers, apparently, which i find astonishing.  but that's their thing, apparently.  i think i'd jump off the nearest tall building if i only got it once a month.
 
2019-03-25 03:12:18 PM  

steklo: Resident Muslim: It also assumes that all of the guys are up for sex on a first date.

There's only been two times when I turned down first date sex.

And for good reason too...



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2019-03-25 03:12:59 PM  
who runs a successful webcam business

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2019-03-25 03:14:09 PM  

rickythepenguin: steklo: Nope. Not me. I want adjectives....If my wife ever tells me stories about her co-workers or friends in a sexual nature, I want full details.

i guess i'm a bit of a prude in that respect.......i guess "the girls" will have their little girl talks and sometimes my wife might mention something and i'll shut her down.  i really, really don't want to know what a friend's favorite thing is.

she told me how another friend, i guess he hates having sex and her husband doesn't seem to mind.  they're like once a monthers, apparently, which i find astonishing.  but that's their thing, apparently.  i think i'd jump off the nearest tall building if i only got it once a month.


r/deadbedrooms

There are people who go considerably longer than that, and not by choice. Like months, years, even decades.
 
2019-03-25 03:17:07 PM  

munko: hobnail: Well, duh. Although sometimes that first date is enough to tell you that you're not interested.

But the best way to evaluate a potential sexual partner is to have sex with them.

It's best to find out, to make sure, that she knows her way around the playground.  If she can't handle the monkey bars then she won't like the slide or the merry-go-round.  I'm almost 50.  I don't have time to teach them.  I need a go-getter right out of the gate.


We found R. Kelly's Fark handle!
 
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