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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Woman complained pizza made her son sick, so cook offered to make another for free, but mom wanted six free sodas instead. Quick, who gets covered with tomato sauce?   (wfla.com) divider line
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2019-03-25 02:57:11 PM  
*Consults Emilio Pasta*
 
2019-03-25 06:06:25 PM  
Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.
 
2019-03-25 06:20:14 PM  
Is it just me, or is the word "victim" a little strange when you are talking about a person that had a slice of pizza thrown towards them. I mean, I know its the correct use of the word but...
 
2019-03-25 06:21:28 PM  
Isnt all cheese spoiled? When it gets really spoiled they just add the word BLEU in front of it.
 
2019-03-25 06:21:37 PM  
 
2019-03-25 06:22:12 PM  
I'm not familiar with the area, but is it fair to say that Pasco is home to an inordinate amount of Florida Men & Florida Women & their Florida shenanigans?

It seems to pop up quite often.
 
2019-03-25 06:23:52 PM  

feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.


God knows I've worked in enough service industry jobs that I can spot the crazy shiaster look in her eyes. Entitled to no end.

I once had a person bring a salad back because he swore he was a recovering alcoholic and booze was in the salad.

The closest we had there was sealed bottles of wine and beer. And a dressing that used champagne vinegar. I prepared his salad and didn't use that dressing. But sure, I put booze in your salad.
 
2019-03-25 06:25:07 PM  
Da fuq is wrong with people?
 
2019-03-25 06:25:22 PM  
Crap I guessed wrong.

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2019-03-25 06:27:33 PM  

minorshan: feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.

God knows I've worked in enough service industry jobs that I can spot the crazy shiaster look in her eyes. Entitled to no end.

I once had a person bring a salad back because he swore he was a recovering alcoholic and booze was in the salad.

The closest we had there was sealed bottles of wine and beer. And a dressing that used champagne vinegar. I prepared his salad and didn't use that dressing. But sure, I put booze in your salad.


The place is owned by Greeks, they're not yelling 'go back to your own country' at anybody.
 
2019-03-25 06:27:57 PM  
This is one of those reasons to invest in CCTV.  Not only to catch thieves, but to disprove people making up bullshiat excuses for their bad behavior.
 
2019-03-25 06:28:01 PM  
Me hopefully! That's my fetish!
Not really, tomato sauce based sauce farks my stomach up
 
2019-03-25 06:28:52 PM  

feckingmorons: minorshan: feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.

God knows I've worked in enough service industry jobs that I can spot the crazy shiaster look in her eyes. Entitled to no end.

I once had a person bring a salad back because he swore he was a recovering alcoholic and booze was in the salad.

The closest we had there was sealed bottles of wine and beer. And a dressing that used champagne vinegar. I prepared his salad and didn't use that dressing. But sure, I put booze in your salad.

The place is owned by Greeks, they're not yelling 'go back to your own country' at anybody.


I squarely put the blame on the lying customer. So, yeah, I agree.
 
2019-03-25 06:29:37 PM  
CSB: I worked at a subway in highschool. A woman comes in, orders a footlong meatball sandwich, just meat and cheese, pays for the sandwich and leaves. She comes back maybe 5 minutes later with the heel of the sandwich with one meatball, covered in red onions and starts screaming that her husband could have died because he's allergic to onions.
Now, my subway had white onions. I also pointed out that she had been in less than 10 minutes prior, and I'd made the sandwich. Also, she'd have a better case if there had been a bite or two out of the sandwich.
At this point, she screams, calls me a satanist, and hurls the sandwich at me, missing by a good three feet and hitting the menu board and ran out.

~fin
 
2019-03-25 06:29:45 PM  
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2019-03-25 06:31:31 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: CSB: I worked at a subway in highschool. A woman comes in, orders a footlong meatball sandwich, just meat and cheese, pays for the sandwich and leaves. She comes back maybe 5 minutes later with the heel of the sandwich with one meatball, covered in red onions and starts screaming that her husband could have died because he's allergic to onions.
Now, my subway had white onions. I also pointed out that she had been in less than 10 minutes prior, and I'd made the sandwich. Also, she'd have a better case if there had been a bite or two out of the sandwich.
At this point, she screams, calls me a satanist, and hurls the sandwich at me, missing by a good three feet and hitting the menu board and ran out.

~fin


Does Satan go about onioning things?
 
2019-03-25 06:35:00 PM  

feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.


Typical Floriduh woman.
 
2019-03-25 06:37:04 PM  

feckingmorons: Natalie Portmanteau: CSB: I worked at a subway in highschool. A woman comes in, orders a footlong meatball sandwich, just meat and cheese, pays for the sandwich and leaves. She comes back maybe 5 minutes later with the heel of the sandwich with one meatball, covered in red onions and starts screaming that her husband could have died because he's allergic to onions.
Now, my subway had white onions. I also pointed out that she had been in less than 10 minutes prior, and I'd made the sandwich. Also, she'd have a better case if there had been a bite or two out of the sandwich.
At this point, she screams, calls me a satanist, and hurls the sandwich at me, missing by a good three feet and hitting the menu board and ran out.

~fin

Does Satan go about onioning things?


Yes, Onions are vile, and are the sole reason Lucifer was kicked out of heaven.

/I write terrible fan-fic.
 
2019-03-25 06:40:50 PM  
taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.
 
2019-03-25 06:41:05 PM  

inglixthemad: feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.

Typical Floriduh woman.


My brother lives in Pasco county. Rural Pasco and they bought land and had a house built so they'd be far away from the freaks. The agricultural part of Pasco is OK.

They do have their old house for rent in the subdivision near Gunn and 54. The HOA hassles people about what shade of tan they're painting their houses.

They would like to sell it but they had a sink hole almost suck it away and even after it has been fixed they're hard to sell. If you want to live in close proximity to lunatics, drug addicts and government employees just let me know. Nudist resorts are close by!
 
2019-03-25 06:41:07 PM  

Ker_Thwap: feckingmorons: Natalie Portmanteau: CSB: I worked at a subway in highschool. A woman comes in, orders a footlong meatball sandwich, just meat and cheese, pays for the sandwich and leaves. She comes back maybe 5 minutes later with the heel of the sandwich with one meatball, covered in red onions and starts screaming that her husband could have died because he's allergic to onions.
Now, my subway had white onions. I also pointed out that she had been in less than 10 minutes prior, and I'd made the sandwich. Also, she'd have a better case if there had been a bite or two out of the sandwich.
At this point, she screams, calls me a satanist, and hurls the sandwich at me, missing by a good three feet and hitting the menu board and ran out.

~fin

Does Satan go about onioning things?

Yes, Onions are vile, and are the sole reason Lucifer was kicked out of heaven.

/I write terrible fan-fic.


Dude, I would eat an onion like an apple, after taking the paper outside of the onion off first. That can get stuck in your throat.
 
2019-03-25 06:43:09 PM  

Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.


I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.
 
2019-03-25 06:43:12 PM  
She said the cheese was spoiled, as far as I know that isn't even a thing with hard cheeses.
Hard cheese can go moldy, but it typically doesn't spoil unless you are doing something weird to it.
 
2019-03-25 06:45:03 PM  

Summoner101: This is one of those reasons to invest in CCTV.  Not only to catch thieves, but to disprove people making up bullshiat excuses for their bad behavior.


Florida is a two party consent state so you can't record sound, which means they can't disprove her claims of racial slurs.

I work pizza in Tampa and the customers are just as big of entitled assholes as Pasco County. They call up, already with an attitude before I open my mouth. And numerous customers every day are making up bullshiat complaints to try to get free stuff.

Interestingly, I also worked pizza in St Pete, which is right next to Tampa and Pasco, but the people in St Pete were much more friendly and reasonable.
 
2019-03-25 06:45:46 PM  
"Saleem told deputies her son started to eat the pizza but then threw up."

Bull.  Shiat.

That's not how food poisoning works.  If the kid really did throw up, it wasn't from the pizza.
 
2019-03-25 06:46:10 PM  

jmr61: Da fuq is wrong with people?


Their parents usually. Could also be other shiatbags in their lives.
 
2019-03-25 06:46:48 PM  

BadVermin: She said the cheese was spoiled, as far as I know that isn't even a thing with hard cheeses.
Hard cheese can go moldy, but it typically doesn't spoil unless you are doing something weird to it.


Also you wouldn't throw up soon after eating it if you ate spoiled food. It would be 24-26 hours later as it matured in the gut and produced enterotoxins. Throwing up wouldn't be a problem, the other end would.

The woman is a typical Pasco resident. People are up in arms because the sheriff just discontinued the live cops TV show in Pasco - for the time being. It was exactly what pasco is like. I don't even like driving through there. Drug addicts and morons mostly on US 19. A pedestrian gets squished at least once a week because they just walk in front of traffic.
 
2019-03-25 06:47:24 PM  

feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.


Or, since her kid got sick off the pizza, she's not interested in getting another one?  If they kept trying saying that they wanted to give her something to make amends, that'd be a reasonable choice.  6 sodas (for what the restaurant pays for it) will hardly eat into their sales for the day.
 
2019-03-25 06:47:38 PM  

Ker_Thwap: feckingmorons: Natalie Portmanteau: CSB: I worked at a subway in highschool. A woman comes in, orders a footlong meatball sandwich, just meat and cheese, pays for the sandwich and leaves. She comes back maybe 5 minutes later with the heel of the sandwich with one meatball, covered in red onions and starts screaming that her husband could have died because he's allergic to onions.
Now, my subway had white onions. I also pointed out that she had been in less than 10 minutes prior, and I'd made the sandwich. Also, she'd have a better case if there had been a bite or two out of the sandwich.
At this point, she screams, calls me a satanist, and hurls the sandwich at me, missing by a good three feet and hitting the menu board and ran out.

~fin

Does Satan go about onioning things?

Yes, Onions are vile, and are the sole reason Lucifer was kicked out of heaven.

/I write terrible fan-fic.


While it may be difficult, I'll fap to it.
 
2019-03-25 06:47:57 PM  

wesmon: Summoner101: This is one of those reasons to invest in CCTV.  Not only to catch thieves, but to disprove people making up bullshiat excuses for their bad behavior.

Florida is a two party consent state so you can't record sound, which means they can't disprove her claims of racial slurs.

I work pizza in Tampa and the customers are just as big of entitled assholes as Pasco County. They call up, already with an attitude before I open my mouth. And numerous customers every day are making up bullshiat complaints to try to get free stuff.

Interestingly, I also worked pizza in St Pete, which is right next to Tampa and Pasco, but the people in St Pete were much more friendly and reasonable.


Yeah, I have to agree. St. Pete isn't paradise but it beats Pasco by a mile.
 
2019-03-25 06:49:12 PM  
Used to work in pizza. Maybe it's just a coincidence but the "you nearly killed my precious allergy-ridden child!" yoga moms I'd have to deal with during the summer/spring break/etc. only had sons. Never once had a woman claim that a speck of cheese or flour would kill her daughter.  ::shrug::

/and then we wonder where these insecure  mommies' boys with entitlement problems come from
 
2019-03-25 06:49:16 PM  

orissus: feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.

Or, since her kid got sick off the pizza, she's not interested in getting another one?  If they kept trying saying that they wanted to give her something to make amends, that'd be a reasonable choice.  6 sodas (for what the restaurant pays for it) will hardly eat into their sales for the day.


Yeah, that didn't happen. She probably brought back a slice or two and said it was all bad and wants her money back or soda.

I usually give people the benefit of the doubt, but you don't throw up minutes later from eating bad food. It simply doesn't happen.
 
2019-03-25 06:49:24 PM  

feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.


What "kind" of pills?
And what do you do with the "extras" that might be laying around?
Asking for an addiction, no...FRIEND, asking for a friend.
 
2019-03-25 06:50:00 PM  
When I was a bartender had a customer order a Long Island iced tea, drank 95% of it, and then complained it was horrible and demanded I make him a new one. I refused so he spoke to the manager and the manger told me to make him a new one. So I did. The guy then drank 95% of the drink and tried to scam another free drink! The manager kicked him out at that point.
 
2019-03-25 06:50:59 PM  

almejita: feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.

What "kind" of pills?
And what do you do with the "extras" that might be laying around?
Asking for an addiction, no...FRIEND, asking for a friend.


They aren't passing out narcotics in jail. Not even in Pasco County.
 
2019-03-25 06:52:53 PM  

wesmon: almejita: feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.

What "kind" of pills?
And what do you do with the "extras" that might be laying around?
Asking for an addiction, no...FRIEND, asking for a friend.

They aren't passing out narcotics in jail. Not even in Pasco County.


That's why I never got arrested there.  I knew there was a reason.
Narrator: He doesn't have the slightest idea where Tabasco County is, even though he skimmed the article.
 
2019-03-25 06:53:06 PM  

almejita: feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.

What "kind" of pills?
And what do you do with the "extras" that might be laying around?
Asking for an addiction, no...FRIEND, asking for a friend.


Lots of people in jail are on prescription medications. They'd get them generally 3x/day just like the food- each shift serves a meal, each shift gets their prescriptions. 6A, 1P, 6P

Then they decided they only needed a nurse 16 hours a day so you got your pills 8A, noon, 8P. If you needed night pills you either waited, or got released, or went to state prison. If you got sick after 11P they call an ambulance and send a deputy with you who has to shoot you if you try to escape.
 
2019-03-25 06:53:43 PM  

feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.


Yeah, they chose well to film LivePD up in Pasco.
 
2019-03-25 06:55:34 PM  

feckingmorons: almejita: feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.

What "kind" of pills?
And what do you do with the "extras" that might be laying around?
Asking for an addiction, no...FRIEND, asking for a friend.

Lots of people in jail are on prescription medications. They'd get them generally 3x/day just like the food- each shift serves a meal, each shift gets their prescriptions. 6A, 1P, 6P

Then they decided they only needed a nurse 16 hours a day so you got your pills 8A, noon, 8P. If you needed night pills you either waited, or got released, or went to state prison. If you got sick after 11P they call an ambulance and send a deputy with you who has to shoot you if you try to escape.


Well that doesn't sound like much fun, even if hopped up on goofballs.
 
2019-03-25 06:56:00 PM  

wesmon: feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.

Yeah, they chose well to film LivePD up in Pasco.


Can you imagine Pinellas, DUI, DUI, DUI, dead guy in a mobile home, DUI, dead guy in a mobile home, homeless guy pissing, DUI, teens stealing cars on the southside, dead guy in a condo on Sand Key dressed as Shirley McLaine.
 
2019-03-25 06:57:30 PM  

orissus: feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.

Or, since her kid got sick off the pizza, she's not interested in getting another one?  If they kept trying saying that they wanted to give her something to make amends, that'd be a reasonable choice.  6 sodas (for what the restaurant pays for it) will hardly eat into their sales for the day.


Are you sitting down?  Her kid didn't get sick from the pizza.  Period.  It's not physically possible unless it was actually made of actual poison.  Food poisoning takes 1-2 DAYS to start causing the rumblegut.  An absolute worst case scenario of food poisoning might hit in the middle of the night following ingestion.  There's no farking way the pizza caused a reaction that fast unless, as I said, it was actual poison pizza.

It's not a matter of how much 6 sodas would cut into the day's profit.  It's about refusing to cave to bullshiat.
 
2019-03-25 06:59:47 PM  

feckingmorons: wesmon: feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.

Yeah, they chose well to film LivePD up in Pasco.

Can you imagine Pinellas, DUI, DUI, DUI, dead guy in a mobile home, DUI, dead guy in a mobile home, homeless guy pissing, DUI, teens stealing cars on the southside, dead guy in a condo on Sand Key dressed as Shirley McLaine.


I remember the strangest story I read in the paper when I lived in St Pete. Police were chasing some kids who had stolen a car and then bailed to flee on foot. The cops were chasing these kids through backyards in south St Pete when they stumbled over a dead body laying in a yard that was completely unrelated to the car thieves.
 
2019-03-25 07:04:08 PM  

wesmon: feckingmorons: wesmon: feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.

Yeah, they chose well to film LivePD up in Pasco.

Can you imagine Pinellas, DUI, DUI, DUI, dead guy in a mobile home, DUI, dead guy in a mobile home, homeless guy pissing, DUI, teens stealing cars on the southside, dead guy in a condo on Sand Key dressed as Shirley McLaine.

I remember the strangest story I read in the paper when I lived in St Pete. Police were chasing some kids who had stolen a car and then bailed to flee on foot. The cops were chasing these kids through backyards in south St Pete when they stumbled over a dead body laying in a yard that was completely unrelated to the car thieves.


Oh, yeah St. Pete has one whacking a week. I go to a barber on the south side (barbers in the black neighborhoods do a better job I've found. Also you don't have to talk about golf with the other people in the barber shops on the south side) . Somebody got whacked in the barber shop parking lot about 2 days after my last haircut. Not during the day, but at night. Nice place to visit, but stay away from the windows at night if you live down there.
 
2019-03-25 07:04:35 PM  

feckingmorons: Natalie Portmanteau: CSB: I worked at a subway in highschool. A woman comes in, orders a footlong meatball sandwich, just meat and cheese, pays for the sandwich and leaves. She comes back maybe 5 minutes later with the heel of the sandwich with one meatball, covered in red onions and starts screaming that her husband could have died because he's allergic to onions.
Now, my subway had white onions. I also pointed out that she had been in less than 10 minutes prior, and I'd made the sandwich. Also, she'd have a better case if there had been a bite or two out of the sandwich.
At this point, she screams, calls me a satanist, and hurls the sandwich at me, missing by a good three feet and hitting the menu board and ran out.

~fin

Does Satan go about onioning things?


I would assume. This was also early nineties in the south, so tail end of the satanic panic
 
2019-03-25 07:12:06 PM  

jtown: orissus: feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.

Or, since her kid got sick off the pizza, she's not interested in getting another one?  If they kept trying saying that they wanted to give her something to make amends, that'd be a reasonable choice.  6 sodas (for what the restaurant pays for it) will hardly eat into their sales for the day.

Are you sitting down?  Her kid didn't get sick from the pizza.  Period.  It's not physically possible unless it was actually made of actual poison.  Food poisoning takes 1-2 DAYS to start causing the rumblegut.  An absolute worst case scenario of food poisoning might hit in the middle of the night following ingestion.  There's no farking way the pizza caused a reaction that fast unless, as I said, it was actual poison pizza.

It's not a matter of how much 6 sodas would cut into the day's profit.  It's about refusing to cave to bullshiat.


What if the kid was allergic to pizza? Huh mr smartypants?
 
2019-03-25 07:13:14 PM  

almejita: jtown: orissus: feckingmorons: Complete bullshiat scam. The kid ate the pizza and she wants free stuff. Pasco is full of scumbags.

Or, since her kid got sick off the pizza, she's not interested in getting another one?  If they kept trying saying that they wanted to give her something to make amends, that'd be a reasonable choice.  6 sodas (for what the restaurant pays for it) will hardly eat into their sales for the day.

Are you sitting down?  Her kid didn't get sick from the pizza.  Period.  It's not physically possible unless it was actually made of actual poison.  Food poisoning takes 1-2 DAYS to start causing the rumblegut.  An absolute worst case scenario of food poisoning might hit in the middle of the night following ingestion.  There's no farking way the pizza caused a reaction that fast unless, as I said, it was actual poison pizza.

It's not a matter of how much 6 sodas would cut into the day's profit.  It's about refusing to cave to bullshiat.

What if the kid was allergic to pizza? Huh mr smartypants?


The the mother should be charged with child abuse too. Poor kid is going through life with a mom that is a grifter.
 
2019-03-25 07:13:37 PM  
Only people who enjoy smearing poop on their faces refer to pop as "soda."
 
2019-03-25 07:14:06 PM  

feckingmorons: wesmon: feckingmorons: wesmon: feckingmorons: Bowen: taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center.

Butter pizza.

Seriously though - she told the cops she "accidentally" hit him with a pizza. Why? Do not talk to the police. Ever. Jesus.

I worked for several months at the Pasco County Jail in Land O Lakes as the nurse. I passed out the pills.

Then they decided they didn't need a nurse at night so that job went away. It was only 2 nights a week so that was OK.

Some dude stabbed me with a pen. The deputies subdued him. farker I still have a little blue lump in my leg. I had to get shots, he probably had it up his ass.

Yeah, they chose well to film LivePD up in Pasco.

Can you imagine Pinellas, DUI, DUI, DUI, dead guy in a mobile home, DUI, dead guy in a mobile home, homeless guy pissing, DUI, teens stealing cars on the southside, dead guy in a condo on Sand Key dressed as Shirley McLaine.

I remember the strangest story I read in the paper when I lived in St Pete. Police were chasing some kids who had stolen a car and then bailed to flee on foot. The cops were chasing these kids through backyards in south St Pete when they stumbled over a dead body laying in a yard that was completely unrelated to the car thieves.

Oh, yeah St. Pete has one whacking a week. I go to a barber on the south side (barbers in the black neighborhoods do a better job I've found. Also you don't have to talk about golf with the other people in the barber shops on the south side) . Somebody got whacked in the barber shop parking lot about 2 days after my last haircut. Not during the day, but at night. Nice place to visit, but stay away from the windows at night if you live down there.


They hate glass in that area? Good to know.
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2019-03-25 07:16:43 PM  
"Saleem was arrested for battery and taken to the Land O Lakes Detention Center. She has since been released."

LOL, jail!
 
2019-03-25 07:16:45 PM  
Buñoleros?

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