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(NYPost)   What's it gonna do, bite my tongue?   (nypost.com) divider line
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4820 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2019 at 5:50 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-25 02:26:43 PM  
Next ask him if he wants a Hurts Donut!
 
2019-03-25 05:54:54 PM  
SnakeBitesBoob.flv
 
2019-03-25 05:55:17 PM  
yet when I make the exact same tongue movements to the ladies, it never turns out that well.
 
2019-03-25 05:55:26 PM  
Aaaaaahahahahahaha Tommy's spitting blood aaaaaaahahahahahaha omg, just look at him spitting all that blood after that snake bit him good aaahahahahaha

Hey, Tommy isn't moving anymore


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2019-03-25 05:56:21 PM  
Paging Chris Ween,  Chris Weento the bitey snake thread please
 
2019-03-25 06:00:57 PM  
Wait then another kid runs up and teabags him? Savage.
 
2019-03-25 06:02:00 PM  

almejita: yet when I make the exact same tongue movements to the ladies, it never turns out that well.


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2019-03-25 06:04:37 PM  
Yikes! Kid was Mafioso. He was given the hiss of death...
 
2019-03-25 06:04:59 PM  
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2019-03-25 06:08:00 PM  
What type of python?
 
2019-03-25 06:11:16 PM  
Iguanas will fark you up too. NSFW.
 
2019-03-25 06:15:11 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Aaaaaahahahahahaha Tommy's spitting blood aaaaaaahahahahahaha omg, just look at him spitting all that blood after that snake bit him good aaahahahahaha

Hey, Tommy isn't moving anymore


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Yep. Total lack of understanding, and education.
Quite chilling, actually.
 
2019-03-25 06:17:53 PM  
That was the upper lip, not the tongue.
 
2019-03-25 06:26:32 PM  

GnuUzir: [img.fark.net image 500x363]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2019-03-25 06:27:27 PM  
In today's "username checks out" CSB...

I did this. My roommate had a Burmese python and I told him I'd feed it that day so I'd stopped on the way home and picked up a mouse. Maybe it was the weed I'd just smoked but it didn't occur to me that he was flicking his tongue around because he'd smelled his dinner. Stuck my tongue out and woosh... He didn't get my tongue but his head did go in my mouth.
 
2019-03-25 06:35:35 PM  
That was embarrassing enough.....and then his buddy decided to hump the top of his head.

My theory:

Those kids recently watched one of the Jackass movies.
 
2019-03-25 06:36:54 PM  
My anaconda don't want none unless you got tongues, hun!
 
2019-03-25 06:36:55 PM  
more of the quality journalism we've come to expect from the new york post
 
2019-03-25 06:41:44 PM  
Childhood friend was doing this to a much smaller garter snake and it predictably bit him on the nose. No one could help him cause we all laughing so hard. Dude went on to be a mountie. Think about that the next time you deal with a horseman.
 
2019-03-25 06:44:41 PM  

Mikey1969: That was the upper lip, not the tongue.


When being bit, that's like saying that was the taint, not the asshole.
 
2019-03-25 06:46:19 PM  

daddio: Wait then another kid runs up and teabags him? Savage.


I'm really trying to figure out when you have a guy spitting and coughing why you put your penis in his face
 
2019-03-25 06:46:24 PM  

Tillmaster: TorpedoOrca: Aaaaaahahahahahaha Tommy's spitting blood aaaaaaahahahahahaha omg, just look at him spitting all that blood after that snake bit him good aaahahahahaha

Hey, Tommy isn't moving anymore


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yep. Total lack of understanding, and education.
Quite chilling, actually.


The kid's probably a C student.
 
2019-03-25 06:47:49 PM  
Am I a bad person for thinking, "Serves that little sh*t right?"

/don't care, serves that little sh*t right
 
2019-03-25 06:58:38 PM  

Coloman: daddio: Wait then another kid runs up and teabags him? Savage.

I'm really trying to figure out when you have a guy spitting and coughing why you put your penis in his face


Comedy, no?
 
2019-03-25 07:09:48 PM  
rzrwiresunrise

Am I a bad person for thinking, "Serves that little sh*t right?"

/don't care, serves that little sh*t right


If you are then there are 2 bad people enjoying the dumb asses pain.
 
2019-03-25 07:17:00 PM  

cyberspacedout: Tillmaster: TorpedoOrca: Aaaaaahahahahahaha Tommy's spitting blood aaaaaaahahahahahaha omg, just look at him spitting all that blood after that snake bit him good aaahahahahaha

Hey, Tommy isn't moving anymore


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yep. Total lack of understanding, and education.
Quite chilling, actually.

The kid's probably a C student.


I prefer students who get a B

Cheech and Chong - Mexican Americans / Beaners
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2019-03-25 07:27:14 PM  

abhorrent1: Next ask him if he wants a Hurts HERTZ Donut!


Fixed that, and shakes my head that you couldn't see where it was a pun from.
 
2019-03-25 08:30:16 PM  
Sympathizes:
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2019-03-25 08:42:49 PM  
Look at it from the snake's point of view. "That huge SOB is about to swallow me!"
 
2019-03-25 08:48:41 PM  

Tillmaster: TorpedoOrca: Aaaaaahahahahahaha Tommy's spitting blood aaaaaaahahahahahaha omg, just look at him spitting all that blood after that snake bit him good aaahahahahaha

Hey, Tommy isn't moving anymore


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yep. Total lack of understanding, and education.
Quite chilling, actually.



They're childish, but it seems they understand the situation better than anyone who thinks the kid's going to die of a bloody lip.
 
2019-03-25 08:58:07 PM  
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2019-03-25 08:58:25 PM  

daddio: Wait then another kid runs up and teabags him? Savage.


It's beautiful.
 
2019-03-27 12:42:25 AM  

alicechaos: What type of python?


Burmese.
 
2019-03-27 12:46:19 AM  

dickrickulous: Childhood friend was doing this to a much smaller garter snake and it predictably bit him on the nose. No one could help him cause we all laughing so hard. Dude went on to be a mountie. Think about that the next time you deal with a horseman.


I did that. I was showing a friend "look, it's just a garter snake, they're harmless." At which point the little bastard turned around (it was just draped over my hands) and nailed the end of my nose. Yes, it bled profusely. Yes, I swore profusely. Yes, my friend almost hurt himself laughing.
 
2019-03-27 12:49:41 AM  

SwiftFox: Look at it from the snake's point of view. "That huge SOB is about to swallow me!"


Which is pretty much it. Snakes categorize things into prey, predators, and terrain. Taming a snake is really a matter of moving from the second to the third category: mobile hot rock.
 
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