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2019-03-25 12:55:42 PM  
The get-up would be cooler with a tactical multi-band radio.  But then he would have to buy a set and teach his mom how to use the other one otherwise she would never get the notification to come pick him up when the rally is over.
 
2019-03-25 01:02:58 PM  
This guy isn't trying to communicate a political idea, he's just eager to show off his toy.  He's exactly like that guy that just got covered in tattoos who keeps taking off his shirt at the most inappropriate times.

UberDave: The get-up would be cooler with a tactical multi-band radio.  But then he would have to buy a set and teach his mom how to use the other one otherwise she would never get the notification to come pick him up when the rally is over.


I agree, you can't really take him seriously without a tactical radio earpiece.  Doesn't even need to be attached to a radio, since it's all make believe anyway.
 
2019-03-25 01:05:52 PM  
Can somebody please photoshop in the "get a brain morans" guy into this image?

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2019-03-25 01:12:40 PM  
Tactical Ding-Dong is the name of my Staff Sgt. Barry Sadler tribute band.
 
2019-03-25 01:13:55 PM  

oa330_man: Can somebody please photoshop in the "get a brain morans" guy into this image?

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When a shemagh and a goatee still can't hide your third chin...
 
2019-03-25 01:25:22 PM  
So we know what criminals and tyrants prefer, and we can guess he prefers to spend money to look like an eejit. The People's Army of Bonespur is not to be taken lightly, but rather, with a forklift. Lad's not missed a BBQ in years, nor have they missed him.
 
2019-03-25 01:30:12 PM  
Tactical Ding Dongs is the name of my punk-ska Rolling Stones tribute band.
 
2019-03-25 01:33:47 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:33:57 PM  
Now I'm hungry for Ding Dongs. Or as my friend calls them, chocolate wheels.
 
2019-03-25 01:34:23 PM  
"I've never served but I'll die for my country"
 
2019-03-25 01:34:47 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:34:48 PM  
Criminals prefer unarmed victims
Tyrants prefer unarmed citizens
The rest of us prefer unarmed morons.
 
2019-03-25 01:35:07 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: "I've never served but I'll die for my country"


Of diabetes.
 
2019-03-25 01:36:25 PM  
The guy should move to New Zealand, where his whole get-up has now been banned.  On a positive note, his small penis might still be hidden from view.
 
2019-03-25 01:38:10 PM  
What a cowardly type, hiding behind his sunglasses, with his tiny hands behind his back.
 
2019-03-25 01:38:12 PM  
With that much tactical water, i hope he brought tactical adult diapers since he can't expect a tactical outhouse out in the badlands of suburbia.
Tactical.
 
2019-03-25 01:40:21 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:40:41 PM  

oa330_man: Can somebody please photoshop in the "get a brain morans" guy into this image?

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2019-03-25 01:41:00 PM  

mainsail: So we know what criminals and tyrants prefer, and we can guess he prefers to spend money to look like an eejit. The People's Army of Bonespur is not to be taken lightly, but rather, with a forklift. Lad's not missed a BBQ in years, nor have they missed him.


I wonder if he realizes my friend (a very libby lib lib lib) can actually shoot his custom 6mm rifle at a range that makes that tacticool (likely off the shelf) AR clone useless. Of course my friend's rifle cost several thousand dollars to build without optics, that tacticool clone might cost 2 grand with the optics.

Silly conservatives, us libs have cooler toys than you.
 
2019-03-25 01:41:08 PM  
I take solace in the fact that these guys don't have the willpower to ask their boss for a raise let alone pull off an insurgency.
 
2019-03-25 01:42:17 PM  
What tyranny does he imagine is being imposed?
 
2019-03-25 01:43:50 PM  

UberDave: The get-up would be cooler with a tactical multi-band radio.  But then he would have to buy a set and teach his mom how to use the other one otherwise she would never get the notification to come pick him up when the rally is over.


It's called extraction.  In this case, maternal extraction.

(Yea.  That joke is next.  Ready?  All together...)

Too late.
 
2019-03-25 01:44:09 PM  
I'd like to see him shoulder that rifle w/ that obviously way shorter that the stock strap hes got on it.  Hes got the farking thing choked up so high if a criminal popped up hed right hook himself in the jaw trying to get the gun up.
 
2019-03-25 01:46:12 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: What tyranny does he imagine is being imposed?


He's afraid they're coming for his Big Gulps. Also that black guy tried to give him health insurance.
 
2019-03-25 01:46:55 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: What tyranny does he imagine is being imposed?


The usual, separating families of prospective citizens, stop and frisk laws... you know.
 
2019-03-25 01:47:02 PM  
Ah, the range commando. Dude who bought the cheapo LE6920, slapped an expensive optic he probaly has no idea how to use on there (and unless he's engaging targets at 500m, really has no need for) just because the Marines use it, and thinks standing around with his beer belly in some web gear and a scarf makes him look intimidating. Nobody else agrees, but he doesn't seem to get it.

Probably drives a truck with a giant "Infidel" decal on the back window to show the 00.4% of the population of his town that's actually muslim (the one family that quietly runs the neighborhood corner store) he's not afraid of them.

It's these farkers that always muzzle everyone at the range and can't seem to follow safety rules and inevitably get thrown out after arguing over something stupid with the RSO.
 
2019-03-25 01:47:17 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:47:56 PM  

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Where will you be when beet-induced diarrhea hits?
 
2019-03-25 01:48:27 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Tactical Ding Dongs is the name of my punk-ska Rolling Stones tribute band.


What a coincidence!  Tactical ding dong is the combination for my penis muzzle.
 
2019-03-25 01:48:44 PM  
Some drive penile extensions.. others seem to wear them slung over the shoulder....
 
2019-03-25 01:49:06 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: What tyranny does he imagine is being imposed?


Probably giving health care to poor people.  WORSE THAN HITLER
 
2019-03-25 01:50:00 PM  
the technical term is : tactical chic militia dufus
 
2019-03-25 01:50:22 PM  
Spending every waking hour of your life scared shiatless of bad guys, the government and your own shadow. And then you die. How sad.
 
2019-03-25 01:53:24 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:54:38 PM  
I'm a big gun guy. Love target shooting hunting etc. And like MOST people who own firearms we hate douchebags like this. Sure I can walk through town with five ar15s but why? It serves no purpose other than to make all gun owners look like morons
 
2019-03-25 01:56:02 PM  

Cheron: Tactical Ding-Dong is the name of my Staff Sgt. Barry Sadler tribute band.


The "Meal Team Six" comment was pretty good.
 
2019-03-25 01:57:48 PM  
I was expecting....
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I'm assuming he's keeping some in one of his many pouches as emergency rations.
 
2019-03-25 02:04:03 PM  
CONWAY Dingdong Spot
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2019-03-25 02:07:41 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: What tyranny does he imagine is being imposed?


Obamacare and socialized government.
 
2019-03-25 02:09:26 PM  

zbtop: Ah, the range commando. Dude who bought the cheapo LE6920, slapped an expensive optic he probaly has no idea how to use on there (and unless he's engaging targets at 500m, really has no need for) just because the Marines use it, and thinks standing around with his beer belly in some web gear and a scarf makes him look intimidating. Nobody else agrees, but he doesn't seem to get it.

Probably drives a truck with a giant "Infidel" decal on the back window to show the 00.4% of the population of his town that's actually muslim (the one family that quietly runs the neighborhood corner store) he's not afraid of them.

It's these farkers that always muzzle everyone at the range and can't seem to follow safety rules and inevitably get thrown out after arguing over something stupid with the RSO.


Hey army uses ACOGs too.  Don't leave us out.
 
2019-03-25 02:11:12 PM  
What else is in the bottom of his ding dong duffel?

A yellowing, petrolatum stained newspaper scrap with a photo of him and Tiffany at Chicago Ridge Mall In 1997.

Two pieces of Bubblicious (watermelon).

A dog eared microcopy of the US Constitution, with glossary, provided by Gary's Bait and Twitch in Shelbyville, IN.  (A combined bait shop and titty bar).

An unopened tuna sandwich from 7-Eleven.

A pack of listerine breath strips.  Seventeen months old.

Clean underwear.
 
2019-03-25 02:16:42 PM  

bughunter: What else is in the bottom of his ding dong duffel?
...
Clean underwear.


Well, "clean" in that it's just been through the washer. But you just know it's got that whole Ghost of Skidmarks Past thing going on in it.

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2019-03-25 02:21:19 PM  
Gunther - Ding Dong Song Gunther Video (You Touch My Tralala)
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2019-03-25 02:21:48 PM  

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Came to make sure this was covered.  Thank you.
 
2019-03-25 02:24:55 PM  
You can make fun of him, but I don't see anyone here suggesting a better way to stop those terrorists from running for office, getting elected, serving their constituents, and trying to speak for the underprivileged.
 
2019-03-25 02:29:15 PM  
He looks so dumb even the other idiots that believe his message, would not be caught dead associating with him.   The dude can't possibly have a respectful job. Or even a wife.
 
Oak
2019-03-25 02:29:39 PM  
I call it a "Tactidong."
 
2019-03-25 02:33:22 PM  
His cosplay outfit needs some work.
 
2019-03-25 02:42:01 PM  

patrick767: His cosplay outfit needs some work.


Agreed.
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2019-03-25 02:52:03 PM  
"I was told there would be pie."
 
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